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Once again, us Lemminos go completely unnoticed.

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Useful for carrying massive things every single day, completely useless for all other purposes.

I noticed that car owners never use their cars to their fullest potential. You have all this additional space just being permanently unused, which just worsens highway traffic. Not to mention all the additional pollution you're now responsible for because that big ass car is not an EV.

Just get a regular sized car if you don't wanna bother transporting 3 grand pianos to the same two places every single day. Oh wait, now you have to retune them too.

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Wow, I can't believe I overestimated the size of these things.

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I had 6, and today I have 0. Yep, I lost all my fidget spinners.

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It's simple. Big companies really hate us.

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Yep, Reddit continues to shit itself.

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Probably anything with the subtitle (Taylor's Version)

Sometimes they sound different enough to make a difference (regardless if I prefer the original or not), other times they sound exactly the same.

Maybe Taylor Swift just isn't for me. And I'm someone who has the balls to call her 2020 album "folklore" his favorite album.

What's the story you would write if you were an author?

A lot of people worldbuild when they daydream and have the bones of a story kicking around in their brain, but have to pay the bills and raise the kids etc so they never flesh it out and write it down. What's your story's premise? Fantasy, sci-fi, alternate history, mystery, western, whatever genre.

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I couldn't really think of anything other than an autobiography, or ANOTHER science fiction story set in space (with fish and Toki Pona this time around, and four girls as the protagonists). Actually, I prefer that last thing to be an animated cartoon than a novel.

Lemmy is a failed Reddit alternative

I first joined Lemmy back during the big Reddit exodus of last year. I like many others wanted an alternative to Reddit, and I thought that this might've been the one. I made two accounts, one on lemmy.world and another on sh.itjust.works, in the June of last year that I used on and off for about 4 months....

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I'm actually glad I'm not that active on the platform (or any platform for that matter, federated or not), so I can give myself time to breathe in outside air and touch some grass.

And once I am active, it's usually for a couple hours at most, then it's back to being in my coma for a few days.

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I've said it before, and I will say it again. This is my own Animal Crossing.

Adobe's Employees Are Just As Upset at the Company As Its Users: Report ( petapixel.com )

Adobe’s employees are typically of the same opinion of the company as its users, having internally already expressed concern that AI could kill the jobs of their customers. That continued this week in internal discussions, where exasperated employees implored leadership to not let it be the “evil” company customers think...

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You know how fucked up your company is when even your employees are mad at you.

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First of all, it's hard to pronounce if you don't speak French. Second of all, it sounds bad if you do speak French. And lastly, it's WAY less cute. It actually genuinely sounds disgusting now.

Downvote me. I don't even care anymore.

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Hell, the only other messaging app that supports RCS is Samsung Messages. And it's not even the default anymore.

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The opposite of "upside down" is not "downside up", but "right-side up".

The opposite of "right-side up" is not "left-side down", but "upside down".

Ladies, gentlemen, and all in between. The English language.

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Now I wish I can move between instances without losing everything.

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Nope, it has been ongoing since 2013. From Adobe stopping physical sales of Creative Suite, to the Xbox One being announced, to Apple flattening iOS to the point of it looking like ass, the enshittification has started at this point in time. And their excuse was to be "more modern", my ass.

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The Google graveyard continues to expand.

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I basically did the exact opposite. I never press the upvote/downvote button, but I almost always leave a comment on the page whenever I have something interesting to say. I even reply to the replies I get. I have carried this behavior forward to Lemmy.

And yeah, I was actually active in quite a few subreddits, that is, until the whole API thing happened.

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Exactly.

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Well here's the thing. I already said I almost never touch the up/downvote buttons.

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Participate in Eurovision I reconsidered after the terrible events of the edition that happened this year. And I had massive plans too. Who wouldn't wanna hear symphonic metal in this thing?

Also, as a Moroccan, representing Morocco would be the last thing I would do, even though they don't compete anymore, but still.

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See something else not awful on the internet to forget about that awful thing.

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Broadcast Yourself, if you're willing to let us slap money making machines all over your channel, and nobody can get rid of them.

Netanyahu says deadly Israeli strike in Rafah was the result of a 'tragic mistake' ( apnews.com )

TEL AVIV, Israel (AP) — Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Monday that a “tragic mistake” was made in an Israeli strike in the southern Gaza city of Rafah that set fire to a camp housing displaced Palestinians and, according to local officials, killed at least 45 people....

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In the dialect of Arabic spoken in my country, Morocco, the term "bibi" means turkey, the animal.

So yeah, Benjamin Netanyahu is a turkey. And I'm telling the Israeli people to do the same thing the Dutch did: eat their prime minister.

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If Silia Kapsis calls you a liar, then you are a liar. (I'm referring to Benny Net n' Yahoo btw)

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How am I supposed to know what jcctv.net looked like back in 2011 now?

Thanks a lot, Department of Erasing History. I hate you now.

(And yes, that is indeed a real website... well, it WAS a real website)

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2013: everything is flattened to oblivion (thanks, Apple)

2023: a quarter of the internet literally dies

Things are supposed to get better, not worse.

CEO of Google Says It Has No Solution for Its AI Providing Wildly Incorrect Information ( futurism.com )

You know how Google's new feature called AI Overviews is prone to spitting out wildly incorrect answers to search queries? In one instance, AI Overviews told a user to use glue on pizza to make sure the cheese won't slide off (pssst...please don't do this.)...

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If you can't fix it, then get rid of it, and don't bring it back until we reach a time when it's good enough to not cause egregious problems (which is never, so basically don't ever think about using your silly Gemini thing in your products ever again)

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I miss the olden days of Google

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Sarcasm aside, that 1% can feed a family in a developing country, and they have 100 times that.

The corporate greed is absolutely insane.

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It doesn't even let me play the song I'm asking it to play if I'm using the free version.

"Nah, here's a song that's similar to it or something from the same artist, but nuh uh uh, you can only skip 6 times an hour, and you can't go back"

Fuck you, Spotify.

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It's the case in the desktop version. Surely there has to be parity between it and the mobile version.

Otherwise you can continue spamming the arrow pointing downwards.

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I guess that kinda makes sense.

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Their intelligence sources are basically anything but intelligent.

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They hate flamenco music too?

Is there anything fun and cultural that Israel DOESN'T hate? What a bunch of party poopers.

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The whole "antisemitism" thing? Yeah, as if Jews themselves support what they're doing. Because there are quite a few that actually don't. I mean it.

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Cha cha cha

Just listen to it and you'll know why I love it enough to have it on my playlist. You don't even need to speak Finnish to enjoy it.

What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?

The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don't want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

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"Cha Cha Cha" by a Finnish dude named Käärijä.

Play it on repeat to really annoy them. And blast it as loud as possible (until they call the police on you)

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I'm not even connected to my so called "homeland" anymore. I desperately wanna leave, but visas are making it incredibly hard. And since there's a huge Moroccan diaspora basically everywhere (which the locals are tired of), I will get lumped together with them against my will.

I'm even queer. This is illegal in Morocco.

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People are very quick to make assumptions, generalize, and reach conclusions.

It's really just stupid.

An Important Hypothetical - What Android Apps Do You Install?? ( sh.itjust.works )

You're twelve years old on Thanksgiving at six thirty in the morning. You'll be leaving for Grandma's in about a half hour, and she's lives a three hour drive away, going in one direction. You have nothing to prepare yourself on this journey, other than a tablet running Android Eleven. Beware, the speaker is broken and there is...

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Now I wish I did play these games when I had my chance.

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Bad Piggies would be pretty fun.

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I especially remember playing the Flash version of Sugar Game a while back, it was my earliest memory of that guy. But yeah, that game specifically wasn't my favorite, but it was still pretty nice especially with the calm soundtrack that plays in the levels.

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Well, the difference is the fact that everyone agrees that they're different languages. It's not like comparing English to Scots (is it just a weird dialect of English? Or is it distinct enough to be its own language?), or comparing all the different dialects/languages/[idfk anymore] of Serbo-Croatian to each other, especially if they're all written in the Latin script (in Serbia, you have the option of using the Cyrillic script, but not everyone does it anyway).

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Sorry for misunderstanding you.

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