What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?

The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don't want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

Crikeste ,

Baby Shark on full blast

lengau ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9xLNxybNAA

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

"Cha Cha Cha" by a Finnish dude named Käärijä.

Play it on repeat to really annoy them. And blast it as loud as possible (until they call the police on you)

milicent_bystandr ,

1812 Overture

ArcaneSlime ,

Ponponpon 10hrs

whotookkarl ,
@whotookkarl@lemmy.world avatar

Anything by Infant Annihilator, it's only a little nsfw

foggy ,

Gonna counter with Bloodbath - way more discernable vocals.

HelixDab2 ,

Bloodbath, you say?

flubba86 ,

+1 for CBAT

Churbleyimyam ,

That System of a Down song about pulling the tapeworm out of your ass.

Metju ,

It's called "Needles" 😄

philpo ,

I have a very special set of songs for you:

  1. Hamster Dance
  2. Lama Song
  3. Scooter - How much is the fish
  4. Aqua - Barbie girl

Now, listen,here is the important part:
You do not play all four songs in a row,oh no.
You play the first song in a loop for days, every time you go to the loo. Maybe even place a loudspeaker with a motion sensor there.

Then you stop. And once they feel secure again, when they pull out their stupid phones again, then you strike again. With the same song!

Then,after a while you stop again. Wait for a while. Of course, they have learned and then expect the previous song again. But nooo! Another one,not one bit better than the first one.

Break their pooping souls this way!

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I would add The Magic Roundabout to this list

Guaranteed insanity

Unfortunately guaranteed for both parties but it only makes your eye twitch a little bit, and it only lasts a week or two

pineapple_pizza ,

Something super hype. Maybe "Boom" - POD

Filthmontane ,

Play Ram Ranch

HelixDab2 ,

Youtube link.

Make sure you turn it up before listening!

BuckWylde ,
@BuckWylde@lemmy.world avatar

Party Rock Anthem vocals only at half-speed.

sploosh ,

Dont add to the problem. Just buy some headphones or earbuds.

FourThirteen ,

Cotton Eye Joe

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

That's too much fun, though.

Thassodar ,

You should play my song, Angry Desire. Lots of drums and a repeating main synth. Also it's awesome.

https://youtu.be/ZiJKTT1szk0?si=82SK9hNjGb-9JEwB

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