What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?

The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don't want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

Grimy ,

Pornography, the weird ASMR kind

GrayBackgroundMusic ,

Anything looped. I like badger badger mushroom mushroom. https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI

RobotToaster ,
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Anything about unionisation, the boss will have security staff in there the next day.

MadBob ,

The shipping forecast?

fakeman_pretendname ,

Can you encourage them to hurry up with a bit of "Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa?

"Push it"
"Push it real good"

sp3tr4l , (edited )

Hockey Scores.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VbZMnF1VNlE&pp=ygUXaG9ja2V5IHNjb3JlcyBtZW1lIHNvbmc%3D

Ideally, start multiple looping instances of the song, at between 0.5 to 2.0 second delays.

Edit: Or, the Terrifying Tiny Tim rendition of Tiptoe Through The Tulips.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA&pp=ygUYdGlwdG9lIHRocm91Z2ggdGhlIHR1bGlw

chairman ,

Dante's Inferno: Beatrice A XXX Parody

AnEilifintChorcra ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k6VFcaFeC0

Shampiss , (edited )

CBAT - they will get horny, jerk off in sync to the rhythm then leave

Alien Hip Hop - they will be either extremely confused or will get inspired to leave and form a prog rock band immediately

The Woven Web - it's such an incredibly sick song that they will have to mute their speakers and bop to it

LogicalDrivel ,
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The Woven Web

Damn what a song! Thanks for the new group to binge on!

scytale ,

Lmao let’s see them try to time their farts with Alien Hip Hop.

nicknonya ,
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find the most obscene shitting sfx and play that at full blast to cover your full blasts

Drummyralf ,

I could be friends with the rainforest guy. Seems like a chill dude, just wants to shit in peace.

NeoNachtwaechter ,

Play a few talks from Sergeant Hartman.

drasglaf ,
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Metal Machine Music. They'll love it.

sanguinepar ,
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I once made myself sit and listen to that entire album, aware that it was generally regarded as horrible.

It was. But I also found myself kind of getting into it after a while.

drasglaf ,
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That's some strong will, I could never take more than 2 minutes of torture.

sanguinepar ,
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After MMM, waterboarding should be a doddle if it ever comes to that.

Arghblarg ,
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"F*ck My Shit Stinks", by The Dayglo Abortions.

Libertus ,

I think that Diamanda Galas - The Litanies of Satan (or any other of her works) will be appropriate.

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