Agent641

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Agent641 ,

Legs blown off? You're a tank gunner now!

Agent641 ,

WiFi, but with a thin moustache and pointy goatee

Agent641 ,

War is hell. France is bacon.

Agent641 , (edited )

That is fucked, but I think workers of all ages can be exploited. In my case, working a few different jobs from age 13 to 15 alerted me early to the exploitative behaviour of employers, and I've been very diligent in asserting my federal, state, and contractual rights in employment ever since, and to help and insist that co-workers do too.

In fact, I think this lesson is best learned by child workers, because at that age, the value of the lesson is high, and the potential stakes of asserting ones rights are low, EG as a child, if the child is sacked for asserting their rights, they only lose their pocket money. As an adult out in the wild, this could mean risking their income which pays for rent, family, bills, and other critical expenses.

Agent641 ,

All my binary code is stringy too.

Agent641 ,

You guys can read?

Agent641 ,

Strings are in base whatever roman numerals are.

Agent641 , (edited )

Use greenhouse to capture a region. Thats how I pirate all my memes

Edit: Greenshot

Agent641 ,

Fucking autocorrelation!

Agent641 ,

The front fell off

Agent641 ,

God damn it, Jiaan Yang!

Agent641 , (edited )

When I was a kid we had a future to look forward to

Agent641 ,

Edit her unit learning guide so that the due dates on all her stuff are a week earlier than they actually are.

Agent641 ,

Check out Aim To Head Official lol

Agent641 ,

Heed this warning.

Agent641 , (edited )

Defcon NaN

Agent641 ,

What rhymes with guillotine?

Agent641 ,

Brits ofen say "You alright?" As a substitute for "Hi."

Pretty jarring when you're not used to it. Id think "God, I must look like shit if they're genuinely checking on my welfare!"

Agent641 , (edited )

Bell bottom jeans are evidence of this evolution in action.

Agent641 ,

"Hey bruh I need you to squeegie my tank again."

Agent641 ,

You're right. Hey lemmy, lets all accommodate this one guys specific likes and dislikes so he doesn't get his lil feels hurt!

Agent641 ,

I didnt ask and I dont care.

Agent641 ,

I'm no computer scientist, but I have a suggestion:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/779ae682-9bdc-4b8a-afe9-2544b343f705.png

Agent641 ,

Ditto. I have everything from Apache web server guides to Apache helicopter service manuals.

Agent641 ,

Nipple tassels?

Agent641 ,

Go to medical school to cure the cancer that killed your mum.

Spend 8 years jerking off mice.

Consider it a dub anyway

Agent641 ,

Ive never not been paid weekly. Ive worked labourer jobs, technical trade jobs, and office jobs, and all have paid me weekly.

Fortnightly would be annoying. Monthly would be a nightmare.

Agent641 ,

What if cheese, but it was brittle and sharp?

Agent641 ,

Ive never seen your wife disappointed.

Agent641 ,

Hmm, that's weird, they missed one.

What?

Agent641 ,

Once?

Agent641 ,

For his next act, a swingers club in Saudi Arabia

Agent641 ,

Im not gay, but you're welcome.

Agent641 ,

I genuinely can't trust google results to be true and unbiased anymore. Nowadays I use a combination of google results, reddit results, Quorn results, ChatGPT fever dreams, and dead reckoning.

Agent641 ,

Afghani, Pakistani,

Agent641 ,

"We're gonna need a second trolley!"

Agent641 ,

I imagine you as a seal, happily awaiting his yummy sardine treat

Agent641 ,

Sorry, Ill go fix it now that you've brought it to my attention.

Agent641 ,

So many chechen beheading videos. They pair well with the HD drone grenade kills coming out of Ukraine

Agent641 ,

We did it, lemmy!

Agent641 ,

Gabe is riding to your house in a SWAT van as we speak. Resist, or don't, your death is inevitable either way.

Agent641 ,

If the internet archive goes offline we can just view a cached version of it at the internet archi OH NO!

Agent641 ,

I just name my variables a, b, c etc. If I have more than 26 variables in any given function, I name them aa, ab, ac, etc.

CEO of Google Says It Has No Solution for Its AI Providing Wildly Incorrect Information ( futurism.com )

You know how Google's new feature called AI Overviews is prone to spitting out wildly incorrect answers to search queries? In one instance, AI Overviews told a user to use glue on pizza to make sure the cheese won't slide off (pssst...please don't do this.)...

Agent641 ,

You ask a lot of questions for a bag of sentient meat.

Agent641 ,

Just train it on linux help forum replies, because everyone there is always 100% right.

Agent641 ,

ha! You've got to do it now! Im free!

Agent641 ,

Is it just System Restore but sluttier?

Agent641 ,

But if I stop buying them, won't I be putting hundreds of children out of work?

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