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Sparky

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Norwegian proto with a taste for shitposting Deeply sorry for my photoshop creations 🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈

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Omg i think I have adhd

Sparky ,
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oh no not my yiffOS server

Sparky OP ,
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HELL YEA!

Jeffco Sheriff: Man shoplifts bolt cutters from Walmart to steal kid’s e-bike locked up in front of store ( www.denver7.com )

The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office is seeking the public’s help identifying an alleged bike thief who, on Wednesday, shoplifted bolt cutters to steal a boy’s e-bike.

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Man is on a quest

Sparky ,
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If you don't care about "moving your virtual location" using vpns, check your router settings, you might just find an option to enable a VPN server. It'll be fast, and guess what.. It's free

Also did I mention that you control the data flowing trough it

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Rookie numbers https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/7cf037e6-c3c1-435d-b43c-6d20eb24a487.png

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Twitter

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https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/windows/

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And that's why it's important to look at these numbers pr capita in a given area if we want to draw useful conclusions

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All time from 2000 - 2024

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If I remember correctly, the police failed to arrive quickly because he bombed a government building in central Oslo.
When they did arrive to the general area, they found out that the amount of equipment they had to bring with them caused them to exceed the weight limit of the boat they used which in turn flooded the engine with water.
To add to the series of unfortunate events and general incompetence, they were forced to travel 3.6 km to the island instead of the planned 600m, adding delays to their arrival.

I remember the days after the attacks as I couldn't attend school due to many of the teachers losing their children at Utøya. Many of the teachers I had resigned as they couldn't bear the weight of lost family.

It still messes with me even though I was 6 or 7 when this happened, and wasn't directly affected.
I can't think of how much pain those parents had to have endured

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1/5th of norway's population lives in Oslo which is why the homocide rates seem inflated on that map

Sparky ,
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Hey if you're lonely, know that I'm here for you, everyone is here for you. If you need help or just want to talk, send a message.

Sparky ,
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Stop calling out my commit messages... I swear "fixed bug x (for real this time)(ok now it should be fixed) added feature y" is a valid commit message scheme.

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Tbh i think Microsoft has a better track record of breaking, fixing and then un-fixing their software

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