Any operating system, you said? ( lemmy.world )

Text: Hi.

This is your last chance to prevent unpleasant consequences and save your reputation.
Your operating systems on every device you use to log into your emails are infected with a Trojan virus.
I use a multiplatform virus with a hidden VNC. It works on any operating system: iOS, Android, MacOS, Windows.

vsis ,
@vsis@feddit.cl avatar

Dear hacker,

How did you get my camera to work on NetBSD? I'll send whatever shitcoin you want.

BCsven ,

I had one "I have videos from your PC camera pleasuring yourself, send me bitcoin to prevent release"
They just assume a 2007 desktop has a camera LOL

tired_n_bored ,

I really couldn't care less if my contacts saw my pp lol

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

That's a feature, not a bug!

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

oh no not my yiffOS server

massacre ,

Come at me with my OS/2 Warp system, bitches!

MigratingtoLemmy ,

So, has he ever heard of DNS filtering? Most Lemmy users can see exactly what's happening on their network

barsquid ,

Your DNS filterer was hacked as well, I'm afraid. I cannot give you specifics on what the unpleasant consequences are but I can assure you all the OSes have been hacked.

MigratingtoLemmy ,

Then you must surely know which OS I'm running my DNS server on?

ArcaneSlime ,

Alpine.

MigratingtoLemmy ,

Lol

MeatsOfRage ,

I only run TempleOS

muse ,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Finally, a sane option for the working folk

towerful ,

Too advanced for me. Hannah Montana OS for me

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

laughs in BeOS

Madrigal ,

Security through obscurity. Solid move.

Grangle1 ,

For security
Because no one knows of it
Why not run Haiku?

Gork ,

Plan 9 from Bell Labs says hello.

Can't infect a filesystem if it's so fundamentally different from any others (including Unix) out there.

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