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Maven

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The most annoying thing about being famous is having to tell everyone how famous you are.

Also: @Maven

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I used to be a (semi)pro gamer! Basically the college football of gaming... But like... It was Team Fortress 2 so it's more like the college mens Volleyball of gaming...

Anyway!

RGL Advanced Highlander Season 5 - Grand Finals.

lay civ 5 vs I Hate Mondays

Neither team was favored to win the season but after multiple upsets during playoffs, they both ended up there.

It was EXTREMELY close!

The first round on Ashville went to I Hate Mondays with every round being almost dead even.

The second round, on vigil, went to a tie breaker within the round as lay civ 5 and I Hate Mondays trade blows. Eventually lay civ 5 got the points.

With a score of 1-1 the game went to a tie breaker on swiftwater...

Round 1 went to I Hate Mondays by about 30 seconds.

Round 2 was incredibly close. Both teams had better scores but ultimately lay civ 5 won with literally 0 seconds left on the clock.

The final round... The tie breaker of the tie breaker...

Lay civ 5 starts and gets a solid time. About the same as round 1...

And just like round 1, I Hate Mondays manages to sneak away with an extremely close victory. Making them the unlikely champions of Season 5 Advanced!

Despite division dysphoria having an undefeated score and even Home Depot Esports having more wins than both of the teams in grands... I Hate Mondays took home the gold and I firmly take the credit for it!

Of course... I was playing for lay civ 5... But I promise you... I was the reason that I Hate Mondays won.

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I would love it if more people posted to !locallore . Heading other people weird stories that only locals know would be so much fun!

How long would it take to create a Pyramid today?

Just a shower thought. Seeing how these structures took decades to build in their times, and that too entirely with manual labour, I was wondering how long these architectural marvels would take to be built in this post modern era with the help of our technological advancements....

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1 minute = 60 seconds

60 / 3 = 20

1/20s is 3 times the speed of 1/60s

Maven ,
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CONGRATS!

Maven OP ,
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I was asked to put a warning on it and that was the one I knew how to do

Maven ,
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It's because you told us just now. It would've worked but now it can't!

Maven ,
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One day I'll make the list!

Maven ,
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Pimp?

Maven OP ,
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While this wasn't actually me. I do make an arguably absurd amount of small dick jokes towards myself.

Maven OP ,
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Jazz Emu is a perfect human being

Maven ,
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Have you played the original Judgement yet?

Maven ,
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You should make one. I'd sub immediately

Maven OP ,
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Are the pieces placed like in the meme or are they spread out to fit the board?

Maven OP ,
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I did a deep dive of the surreal memes community after a post of mine was recommended to post there.

Maven ,
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Megamind 2 is already out!

(It's bad)

Giveaway! Win your Steam Copy of the 'Captain’s Edition' of Star Trek: Resurgence! ( startrek.website )

🚀 Dramatic Labs is excited to offer a special Captain's Edition on Steam, alongside the standard version of the game. It includes a digital art book with over 100 pages of concept art and developer notes (in English and German). Plus, you'll get the original soundtrack featuring ten epic pieces of music, specially remastered...

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God I've been so excited about this! Me and my fiancé love to play story focused games together and deep dive into our choices... We also love to watch Star Trek together. We watched all of DS9, SNW, and LD together (and not quite all of the others but we've at least started each series). This is a perfect merge of what we're doing! A good Star Trek story focused game!

Ever since I saw that it was launched I was excited! Then I saw it was an epic store exclusive and was sad... THEN I saw it was coming to steam and I was excited again!

I can't properly explain how much I want to sit with my fiancé and argue over which dialogue option is best

Maven OP ,
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As a rust dev myself... It's my right to be obnoxious

Maven ,
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Bruh the man's top and bottom teeth are fused together. That's not how teeth look. That isn't a "trust me" that was pointing right at the issue.

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What

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Someone went around asking women which they would pick to be stuck in the woods with. Almost all of them picked the bear. This resulted in a bunch of men harassing the woman who wrote it... Fully proving why people keep picking the bear.

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Welcome to .zip! I also just moved here recently!

Maven ,
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RIP

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Very true. I updated the link in the post.

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