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Agent641 , (edited )

Use greenhouse to capture a region. Thats how I pirate all my memes

Edit: Greenshot

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Fucking autocorrelation!

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The front fell off

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God damn it, Jiaan Yang!

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When I was a kid we had a future to look forward to

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Edit her unit learning guide so that the due dates on all her stuff are a week earlier than they actually are.

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Check out Aim To Head Official lol

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Heed this warning.

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Defcon NaN

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What rhymes with guillotine?

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Brits ofen say "You alright?" As a substitute for "Hi."

Pretty jarring when you're not used to it. Id think "God, I must look like shit if they're genuinely checking on my welfare!"

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Bell bottom jeans are evidence of this evolution in action.

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"Hey bruh I need you to squeegie my tank again."

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You're right. Hey lemmy, lets all accommodate this one guys specific likes and dislikes so he doesn't get his lil feels hurt!

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I didnt ask and I dont care.

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I'm no computer scientist, but I have a suggestion:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/779ae682-9bdc-4b8a-afe9-2544b343f705.png

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Ditto. I have everything from Apache web server guides to Apache helicopter service manuals.

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Nipple tassels?

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Go to medical school to cure the cancer that killed your mum.

Spend 8 years jerking off mice.

Consider it a dub anyway

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Ive never not been paid weekly. Ive worked labourer jobs, technical trade jobs, and office jobs, and all have paid me weekly.

Fortnightly would be annoying. Monthly would be a nightmare.

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What if cheese, but it was brittle and sharp?

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Ive never seen your wife disappointed.

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Hmm, that's weird, they missed one.

What?

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Once?

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For his next act, a swingers club in Saudi Arabia

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Im not gay, but you're welcome.

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I genuinely can't trust google results to be true and unbiased anymore. Nowadays I use a combination of google results, reddit results, Quorn results, ChatGPT fever dreams, and dead reckoning.

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Afghani, Pakistani,

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"We're gonna need a second trolley!"

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I imagine you as a seal, happily awaiting his yummy sardine treat

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Sorry, Ill go fix it now that you've brought it to my attention.

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So many chechen beheading videos. They pair well with the HD drone grenade kills coming out of Ukraine

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We did it, lemmy!

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Gabe is riding to your house in a SWAT van as we speak. Resist, or don't, your death is inevitable either way.

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If the internet archive goes offline we can just view a cached version of it at the internet archi OH NO!

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I just name my variables a, b, c etc. If I have more than 26 variables in any given function, I name them aa, ab, ac, etc.

CEO of Google Says It Has No Solution for Its AI Providing Wildly Incorrect Information ( futurism.com )

You know how Google's new feature called AI Overviews is prone to spitting out wildly incorrect answers to search queries? In one instance, AI Overviews told a user to use glue on pizza to make sure the cheese won't slide off (pssst...please don't do this.)...

Agent641 ,

You ask a lot of questions for a bag of sentient meat.

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Just train it on linux help forum replies, because everyone there is always 100% right.

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ha! You've got to do it now! Im free!

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Is it just System Restore but sluttier?

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But if I stop buying them, won't I be putting hundreds of children out of work?

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Addicted to treason

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Why didn't you tell me this eight years ago, John Linux?!

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Ballmer, for comedy relief

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Do you even lift, miss?

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Its actually the trees that are camouflaged to suit the owl. Haters will say its fake.

Helicopter carrying Iranian President Raisi involved in hard landing, local media reports ( www.cnn.com )

A helicopter carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi was involved in a hard landing while visiting a northern region and his condition is currently unknown, Iran’s semi-official Tasnim news agency reported on X on Sunday....

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They dead

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