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How do they read silently to themselves? 🤔

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Just in time for me to get fiber installed tomorrow and ditch Comcast for good...

jordanlund ,
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Wait until she finds out about daemons.

jordanlund ,
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Xbox "backwards compatibility" already works that way. It doesn't run the code from the disc, it downloads a compatible digital version.

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Exactly the sort of thing that should NEVER be on a 3rd party system. Ever. Ever ever.

Grumpy old sysadmin. Get offa my lawn!

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Why I will not trust autopay.

[request] Help finding a space movie

An astronaut crash lands on an elongated asteroid with extremely strong gravity. He manages to crawl away from his ship and finds that the gravity in the middle is normal and the gravity at the far end is reversed. Time is also affected by gravity and goes backward at the far end of the asteroid. His dog was injured and he...

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It looks awful, but if you like the premise, I suggest "Robinson Crusoe on Mars":

https://youtu.be/Twa8jKrIWE0

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Neither side can gain total victory. Hamas doesn't have the capability to destroy Israel, and Israel can't destroy Hamas without killing every Palestinian.

The only solution is for an adult to show up and go "I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT, BOTH OF YOU GO TO YOUR ROOMS!" But I have no idea who could pull that off successfully.

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The previous thread was deleted because this statement was almost immediately proven false and retracted. I'll remove this one as well.

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This revision was almost immediately debunked and retracted which is why the other article was removed and why I'm removing this one as well.

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/un-says-gaza-death-toll-still-over-35000-not-all-bodies-identified-2024-05-13/

U.N. spokesperson Farhan Haq said the ministry's figures - cited regularly by the U.N. its reporting on the seven-month-long conflict - now reflected a breakdown of the 24,686 deaths of "people who have been fully identified."

"There's about another 10,000 plus bodies who still have to be fully identified, and so then the details of those - which of those are children, which of those are women - that will be re-established once the full identification process is complete," Haq told reporters in New York.

Israel last week questioned why the figures for the deaths of women and children has suddenly halved.

Haq said those figures were for identified bodies - 7,797 children, 4,959 women, 1,924 elderly, and 10,006 men - adding: "The Ministry of Health says that the documentation process of fully identifying details of the casualties is ongoing."

Same number of dead, the unidentified bodies are just as dead as the identified ones.

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Removed, Rule 1, more than 30 days old.

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Removed, clearly a mistaken statistic at best, propaganda at worst.

jordanlund ,
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Open Office was a cesspool of disease, even before covid it was problematic:

https://www.passporthealthusa.com/employer-solutions/blog/2020-2-how-do-open-offices-affect-employee-health/

Studies have found that that those who work in open offices are more likely to take short term sick leave or a sick day. Those employees might be using 62% more of their sick days due to the environment. Employees with this office layout are also more prone to headaches and respiratory problems due to weakened immune systems.

jordanlund ,
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"why, in a universe vast and ancient enough to host billions of potentially habitable planets, we have not detected any signs of alien civilizations."

Our solar system is essentially in the boondocks galactically speaking.

It's the equivalent of an Iowa farmer going out on his front porch and going "Well, shit, I can see for MILES and I don't see any evidence of any 'New York City!'"

There are LOTS of reasons we might not be able to detect alien civilizations, #1 being we've spent entirely too much time looking at radio waves.

As of last year, we're on the edge of having a communications system that doesn't use radio waves:

https://www.asme.org/topics-resources/content/passive-wireless-system-is-powered-by-electronic-noise

My favorite is the potential to send 1s and 0s via quantum entanglement, but that's still sci-fi at this point:

https://thequantuminsider.com/2023/02/20/quantum-entanglement-communication/

So, what? A 100 year window of using radio waves before they become obsolete?

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Israel crossed the line from self defense into genocide when they started ruthlessly executing innocent civilians and aid workers. You cannot justify their bullshit.

Propaganda/Genocide denial/justification removed.

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You simply are not paying attention or sea lioning if you're demanding sources.

But for anyone else who may have missed it:

Israel illegally attacked and killed aid workers in Southern Lebanon:

https://www.hrw.org/news/2024/05/07/israel-us-arms-used-strike-killed-lebanon-aid-workers

Then followed it up by illegally and attacking World Central Kitchen workers in Gaza.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/04/middleeast/jose-andres-wck-israel-strike-criticism-intl/index.html

Your pro-Israel propaganda WILL NOT be tolerated here.

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Removed, US News and Politics is not World News.

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There are actually two very good behavioral books by the same author:

The Hidden Life of Dogs

https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/elizabeth-marshall-thomas/the-hidden-life-of-dogs/

The Tribe of Tiger

https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/elizabeth-marshall-thomas/the-hidden-life-of-dogs/

I've had many cats over the years and no two have been the same.

There was the "Evil Psycho Flying Cat" who was a little murder machine. Going after anything that got in the house on legs or wings, turning her attention to ankles when she got bored:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b729cf3e-d608-4d53-810f-1ae4285cb916.jpeg

Whisper, who would howl and howl if he didn't get what he wanted, then whisper "meow" in front of people like "Yeah, man, I don't know who was making that noise, clearly it was not me..."

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d528f408-9a5b-46c7-a69d-c06348be6b67.jpeg

He also demanded his time outside and would express his displeasure by shitting in the bathroom sink if he didn't get enough of it.

Poor Max was terrified of doorways. He couldn't just walk into a room, he would literally hurl himself over the threshold like "floor is lava!"

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a6234171-ad53-40d2-8e59-557a7073a299.jpeg

Things to know:

That internet thing about boxes? Totally true. Want a happy cat? Put out a box.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/145eca6c-060c-4ab1-b0c8-a4c5cd212a25.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5d454366-010f-45fe-8976-30e61a300ac9.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/74bfefc9-d7d4-4b4b-af46-af7a7a3c076d.jpeg

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a7e02be-837b-4bde-b92f-cf55c867ed21.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e2d6c866-5dd4-46ac-95bd-d4207d16767c.webp

Cats are obligate carnivores, they HAVE to eat meat, but they will also be DESPERATELY interested in whatever you're eating. Clearly it's better if you have it and they are not subtle about stealing food.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4ec7c2c1-d2f2-4e9d-a24b-8ce467fd198b.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/16819a51-e5e6-461e-9fdf-7ba39acd8166.jpeg

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As they get older, they sleep A LOT:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b17855f3-a4fd-43b0-9e7d-5b98ddd5dc90.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cf5abc71-123b-416c-93ee-c19ec3ecaf64.jpeg

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Starvation of civilian populations is a time honored military strategy. Bonus if you starve them out, then use catapults to launch infected/rotten livestock over the walls.

https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1230/siege-warfare-in-medieval-europe/

"Chivalry was abandoned, too, if the fight dragged on, such as when Henry V had dead animals thrown into the wells of Rouen in France during his siege of 1418-19 CE. Catapults might launch manure and corpses in the hope of spreading disease amongst the enemy."

Which Monty Python reversed for comedy in Holy Grail:

https://youtu.be/JQ8jGqdE2iw

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I'm clearly too tired to be online... read that as "Family of murdered Mexico surfers say men weren't reckless, they were mature lovers..."

I'm going to take a nap now.

jordanlund ,
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So far, it's better than all of the Whittaker run and probably 1/2 of Capaldi.

Only 2 real complaints:

  1. Did he really need to say "Space Babies" every few minutes? Seemed excessive.

  2. Is it wise casting a drag queen as a villain given all the anti-drag queen sentiment? I know, I get it, maybe it's not as bad in the UK as it is here, but do we need to further demonize drag queens?

+1 note... LOL...

I was convinced the lost chord was going to be the mystery chord that opens A Hard Day's Night.

https://www.beatlesbible.com/features/hard-days-night-chord/

jordanlund ,
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I've been saying this for years now ever since they pulled out of Gamescom and just let Sony have Europe.

When was that? 2016?

https://www.eurogamer.net/microsoft-opts-out-of-xbox-gamescom-press-conference

Or even before that... 2012, bailing on BOTH Gamescom AND Tokyo Game Show:

https://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2012/06/14/microsoft-opts-out-of-gamescom-tgs.aspx

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So we're just past midnight UTC as of right now, so any time I guess!

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    Don't feed the trolls, report them. Comment removed for civility.

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    Don't feed the trolls, report them. Comment removed for civility.

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    Don't feed the trolls, report them. Comment removed for civility.

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    Just got out of the hot tub, feeling pretty good about everything right now.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fa30a1dd-0fc4-4bc1-becf-e887980292ce.jpeg

    jordanlund ,
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    My wife would LOVE It, unfortunately since we got it set up, she's been fighting a wounded foot and can't get it wet. :(

    Maybe 4 more weeks?

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    LOL - "Power Mod". Do 2 big groups and some tiny ones that are barely surviving count?

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    Yeah, we both have physical stuff going on, hence the hot tub. :)

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    That would be super hard. The lounger seat might work, but the other seats are too deep to allow for that.

    ‘We will fight with our fingernails’ says Netanyahu after US threat to curb arms ( www.theguardian.com )

    Benjamin Netanyahu has vowed that Israel will stand alone and “fight with our fingernails” in defiance of US threats to further restrict arms deliveries if Israeli forces proceeded with an offensive on the southern Gazan city of Rafah....

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    Removed, civility.

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    It wouldn't end the war, Israel will keep re-categorizing Palestinians as "the enemy" to justify their extermination campaign.

    You have to keep in mind that the reason the Palestinians voted Hamas into power was a direct reaction to Israeli hostility.

    It existed before Hamas, and will continue after Hamas.

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    Profanity is fine, attacking other users is not.

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