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LOL, no.

jordanlund ,
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In fairness, it's a Jaguar, it may not be able to leave the storage facility. :)

I just had an idea that people smarter than me have probably had long before I heard of Lemmy.....but I don't see it implemented, so I'm sharing it anyways!!!

Ok, so one of the bigger problems I see on Lemmy is the fact that I subscribe to dozens of different communities, but my feed is always the same. News news news technology technology technology....

jordanlund ,
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It took reddit a long time to come up with "Multis" where you put whatever themed channels under one group.

I don't see why it couldn't be done here.

jordanlund ,
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Cancer in terms of, well, everything.

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Reported as misinformation by someone who didn't see the news:

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/25/world/americas/haiti-kenya-police-gangs.html

"Invasion"? Probably too strong a word... but it's a weird event...

jordanlund ,
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Jackie Kennedy had JFK killed. She had Marilyn Monroe killed first as a warning to stop fooling around, he didn't listen... and a year later...

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And $200 in 1963 is like $2,000 today!

jordanlund ,
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"so-called Brazil" ? is it not ACTUALLY called Brazil?

jordanlund ,
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I have to admit, I did buy a nice fidget spinner. ;)

jordanlund ,
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It still makes a great cat toy!

Trump gag order partially lifted in hush money case ( abcnews.go.com )

"Until sentence is imposed, all individuals covered by Paragraph (b)" -- referring to members of the court staff, the district attorney's staff and their families -- "must continue to perform their lawful duties free from threats, intimidation, harassment, and harm," Merchan wrote in the ruling....

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Removed, internal US news is not World News.

See News or Politics.

jordanlund ,
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Cowboy Carter. There. I said it.

I enjoyed Renaissance, Break My Soul is an absolute banger of a song, there's nothing comporable or remarkable on Cowboy Carter.

jordanlund ,
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Epiploic Appendagitis:

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/epiploic-appendagitis

Thought I ruptured something. Horrible pain.

Things you never want to hear a doctor say:

"Nothing we can do except control the pain."

So they put me on hydromorphone:

https://www.dea.gov/factsheets/hydromorphone

"It has an analgesic potency approximately two to eight times greater than that of morphine"

jordanlund ,
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Oh yeah, it was the IV version in the ER, pills at home.

What's the story you would write if you were an author?

A lot of people worldbuild when they daydream and have the bones of a story kicking around in their brain, but have to pay the bills and raise the kids etc so they never flesh it out and write it down. What's your story's premise? Fantasy, sci-fi, alternate history, mystery, western, whatever genre.

jordanlund ,
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Rough outline, a woman loses her husband to violence and takes their young son to a more rural community to get away from the urban environment which has too many ghosts and memories.

Partial inspiration:

https://youtu.be/mzKEZZYTCnY

She settles into the small town, in an old house that needs work, but she needs the work to put her mind on other things. Lots of quirky locals offer advice, want all up in her business, and she's polite but shuts them down.

Working on the house, a large, ropy, brown tail dangles from a tree branch outside the window and she's startled to see a full grown-ass cougar just hanging out. Apparently it liked the place when it was abandoned and sees no need to move on.

She doesn't know what to do, and throws a home made cheese ball at it, a welcome gift from one of the quirky locals. She didn't really want the thing, or know what to do with it. The cat bats it out of the air and carries it off.

So now, she didn't really want to talk to the locals, but has to. She wants to build a fence to keep the cat out.

She has part of it in place, and the cat leaps over it without any trouble at all. The fence wasn't complete, it could have gone around the fence, it jumped it because it could.

Then, the town erupts. A big cat has been killing livestock at nearby farms, everyone is up in arms and they blame her for moving into the old abandoned house and "stirring up trouble."

Locals go on a literal torch weilding mob rampage to kill the cat causing all the damage, and they kill one, so everyone thinks the problem is resolved.

But the color on this one isn't quite... right, is it? And it's bigger, a male, she's certain the one by her house was female.

She gets home, pretty much revolted by the mob action, and finds an impossibly small cougar cub, asleep on her porch.

jordanlund ,
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"Ghost Cat". It's another name for mountain lion.

Lemmy is a failed Reddit alternative

I first joined Lemmy back during the big Reddit exodus of last year. I like many others wanted an alternative to Reddit, and I thought that this might've been the one. I made two accounts, one on lemmy.world and another on sh.itjust.works, in the June of last year that I used on and off for about 4 months....

jordanlund ,
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I do kind of miss the private clubs. I had worked my way up through 100K, 150K, 200K and 300K karma clubs before I bailed and came here.

Centennial Club was just the best. It was like Century Club, but way nicer!

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They really started going insane in the 90s with the whole "Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster" thing, and it accelerated with the completely ignorant "Tea Party" movement in the 2010s.

What we're seeing now is just the logical conclusion of that insanity.

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Reported as a duplicate, but I'm not seeing the original copy. Searched "1,000", sorted by new, this is the only one I see.

jordanlund Mod ,
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As the scale increases, it merits further discussion.

Searching "hajj" and sorting by new, the stories went 14 dead, then 300, then 550, then "hundreds" and now over 1,000.

But it's not exactly the same story each time.

It would be like saying we shouldn't allow re-posts every time Israel kills innocent Palestinians.

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A 6th day at 40% pay? Yeah, that's a big "no."

OTOH... a 40 hour week, for the same pay, spread across 6 days wouldn't be awful.

Mon - 7 hours.
Tue - 7 hours.
Wed - 7 hours.
Thur - 7 hours.
Fri - 6 hours.
Sat - 6 hours.

Or however you want to arrange it:

Mon - 5 hours.
Tue - 5 hours.
Wed - 7 hours.
Thur - 7 hours.
Fri - 8 hours.
Sat - 8 hours.

Mon - 6 hours.
Tue - 6 hours.
Wed - 6 hours.
Thur - 6 hours.
Fri - 8 hours.
Sat - 8 hours.

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Oh, well that's DIFFERENT!

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Kind of led me down a rabbit hole...

Looks like there's a 3 volume DVD set of the Fleischer Studios cartoons + the Famous s
Studios cartoons all in black and white.

Then there's a 3 volume Blu Ray set of the Famous Studios color cartoons running to the end of the 40s.

So with 6 sets you get all the original Popeye shorts from 1933 to 1949(!)

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Bizarrely incorrect information. Removed.

jordanlund ,
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I was more disappointed that the whole Mrs. Flood thing wasn't resolved. :(

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Along these lines, there's a good comic running right now called "The Last Mermaid".

It's set in a post apocalyptic world that's baked and turned into a desert. The last mermaid survives in a mech suit filled with water and her pet axolotl.

https://imagecomics.com/comics/releases/the-last-mermaid-1

jordanlund OP ,
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Saw it today, such a fun, likeable film... bonus: Malcolm McDowell as the heavy... Had no idea going in.

jordanlund OP Mod ,
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An international airline, based in Ireland, with Irish labor issues, primarily impacting flights throughout Europe. ;)

"The flights affected include short-haul flights from Dublin to Heathrow, Paris, Amsterdam, Lyons, Berlin, Birmingham, Brussels, Dusseldorf, Rome, Frankfurt, Geneva, Hamburg, Manchester, Munich and Vienna, as well as short-haul flights from Cork to Heathrow.

Long-haul fights from Dublin to New York JFK are also hit.

"This will impact approximately 4,000 customers per day and 20,000 customers over the course of the five days,” Aer Lingus said."

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