Rooskie91 ,

She just wants to save the trees!!

johannesvanderwhales ,

While most people on Lemmy are going to know what this means, the person who wrote this error message was definitely trying to be cute with that phrasing.

dependencyinjection ,

So my first role as a developer I’m working on an application that runs various classes for children, the parents sign up but it’s children they’re booking for.

We use reactstrap and there is a package called buttonasync and it has a method of executingChildren, let’s say I was a little confused.

return (
            <Form onSubmit={onSubmit}>
				<FormGroup>
                    <Label htmlFor="name">Name</Label>
                    <Input type="text" name="name" placeholder="Name" value={props.name} />
                </FormGroup>

				<ButtonAsync type="submit" color="primary" isExecuting={isSaving}
					executingChildren={<><FontAwesomeIcon icon="spinner" spin /> Saving...</>}>
					<FontAwesomeIcon icon="save" /> Save
				</ButtonAsync>
            </Form>
RonSijm ,
@RonSijm@programming.dev avatar

Just wait until she learns child processes get aborted

Cannacheques ,

Meh.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The child must be sacrificed to appease the daemon.

Solemarc ,

I like how at the start of the line it explicitly says "out of memory" but we're just pretending this is some satanic bullshit.

She obviously read the error to find "kill process" and "sacrifice child" but still ignored the memory error

CaptnNMorgan ,

What? How does her being weirded out about the words "sacrifice child" mean she ignored anything? It doesn't matter what triggered the error, she is questioning why the code has dark word combinations

szczuroarturo ,

Obviusly beacuse kill process or kill child sounds bad so they had to find a synonym you silly goose.

efstajas ,

As opposed to "sacrifice child" which sounds ... Good?

astropenguin5 ,

yes

efstajas , (edited )

Right, because non-technical people would be expected to understand what an "out of memory" error means

Hadriscus ,

The point is, it's cherry-picking

CaptnNMorgan ,

The point was irrelevant.

chatokun ,

You have so much to learn about people who feed into the Satanic panic. Cherry picking is by definition how they get there. One of Alex Jones biggest boggiemen for years was a subsection of a law that allowed medical testing on troops, and he always ignores the very next section that states that it all requires informed consent. Then lies and act like people would have no idea.

During covid he found an exercise that tried to assume 4 different future scenarios that may come into play, and ignored the positive leaning ones or nuetralish ones and went straight for the heavily authoritarian exercise because it used a possible pandemic as a background setting, then claimed it was all planned out and proof Covid was a bioweapon attack.

People like this willfully ignore things that give context, and will often repackage it without the context anytime they can.

CaptnNMorgan ,

So "sacrifice child" is a common term used in what language? I don't believe in religion but I also don't know a whole lot about computer science. So I would believe you if you said it meant something.

But seeing the words "sacrifice child" would rightfully startle anybody. It's nothing to do with cherry picking or satanic panic. It's everything to do with those two very specific words being right next to each other. Nothing else.

chatokun ,

Part of the whole panic and cherry picking thing is also an important next step: refusal to do proper research. A simple web search would correctly show you that it's harmless. One might also find sources that claim it's actually satanic, but they'd find those in blogs, social media, or message boards, while legitimate and official sites would show the correct info.

It's up to the person to determine which one is correct. Most logical people would go with the simplest and least sensational definition being the correct one, while those with a conspiratorial mind view would ignore such common sense and choose to panic.

CaptnNMorgan ,

It's still very jarring. Attributing it solely to satanic panic is wild though. It's just someone's first reaction to seeing something. Not everyone does research before having a natural human reaction.

chatokun ,

Well, we don't really care about a natural emotion reaction in yout head. Once you start spreading it around and claiming something about it, then its a problem. If you just spread it as a "look at this weird thing I found, isn't it funny?" That's also fine. However, if you start spreading it like "can you believe this?" without checking into it, then you're either gullible to the point of the internet being dangerous for you, or you're complicit.

CaptnNMorgan ,

Everybody doesn't have to be an expert on a subject to say "look at this, it's crazy right?". It's up to experts to explain why it's not actually crazy. It's still crazy the term has to be "sacrifice child", whether it's common or not

chatokun ,

When you aren't an expert, then you try to find answers by looking it up, as I explained. It isn't hard, and this one in particular is a common joke. On some subjects a simple search won't work as well, I'll grant you that. However you seemed hellbent on defending people jumping to conclusions without som3 due diligence. That's on the person. Misinformation spreads because lazy people want to go off of gut reactions and not even make sure the stuff they spread is true or a misunderstanding.

Why are you so invested in not even trying to fact check? Apologies if that isn't your point, because it sure feels like it.

CaptnNMorgan ,

It's not my point. No need to apologize though. I just think a lady online being startled by those words and posting about it saying "have you seen this?" is not at all the same as satanic panic. Who knows maybe that's exactly what she was doing but I doubt it. It was probably just a startled Mom or Auntie

chatokun ,

Yeah, they probably were. I might be a bit more sensitive because I've seen people ruined by simple stuff like this, and algorithms that encorage going further down the shock, anger, and fear pipeline. I'm pretty adamant that people fact check instead of being shocked, as those moms and aunties might become future Ashli Babbitts. That of course could be just me paying more attention to that side of indoctrination, because I worry what harm it could cause.

Still, I was mostly engaging in an discussion that cherry picked stuff is dangerous even if people don't think it is. Plenty of people have been radicalized starting with jokes and minor misunderstandings that never got corrected. I try to at least steer people towards looking into things even occasionally on joke posts. It may be overreacting, but I remember a time where I was dumb enough to accept "Nice guys finish last" as a somewhat true joke.

Saledovil ,

When sacrificing the child, use a dagger made from obsidian. Cut upward from below the sternum, then force the rib cage apart. Push the lungs aside with your hands, then cut out the heart with your ritual dagger. Hold the heart up to the cheering crowd, and then place it in an earthen vessel in honor of the gods. Kick the body down the steps of the temple pyramid.

frezik ,

This ritual is common, but it has a bug in it that can be traced back to a specific SacrificeOverflow comment.

onlinepersona ,

That's what happens when you use a knife shaped in a crescent moon.

Anti Commercial-AI license

Kornblumenratte ,

Actually no. A transsternal access to the heart is impossible with stone tools, even obsidian. Middle american ritual sacrifices were performed transphrenic – they had less problems with the complications of that access as they didn't intend their victim to survive, in contrast to — most — modern surgeons.

Saledovil ,

Yes, I made the ritual description up for a joke. I've never performed a human sacrifice.

RustyNova ,

Inb4 normies force us to change well established terminology just to appease their fragile souls

Like git's main and master

todd_bonzalez ,

Look, we already got rid of "Master/Slave" in favor of things like "Parent/Child", "Active/Standby", or "Primary/Secondary". We're not making more changes because right-wingers are afraid of everything.

DeprecatedCompatV2 ,

"Okay Todd, looks like Steve is working on auth, so you'll be on the blacklist today-... ahah I mean, working on the blacklist today ahem..."

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

do we still have mother and daughterboards?

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

tbh i think "master" terminology is only bad if paired with "slave". the word itself kinda just lost it's original meaning
but I don't really care about git's change. im only using master out of habit

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

Whining about that change is kinda a red flag ngl

agelord , (edited )

I started using git after everyone switched to main from master, so I don't care about the change. But, the change in itself is a red flag.

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

Why tho

vzq ,

Right? It’s less letters and it’s pretty clear.

I haven’t found a good action neutral replacement for “black list” yet though. “Deny list” and “block list” are too action-specific.

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

Sounds like a nono list to me!

phorq ,

Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential...

nintendiator ,

Maybe you jest but now I'm seriously wondering why hasn't this been proposed. It's defo better than something like "disallow list".

emergencyfood ,

Shit list?

nintendiator ,

Oh yeah that was a shitshow. I made a point to keep "master" in my repos and configurations because it's the other meaning of master - one of the many others. Words are allowed to mean different things, ya know? If I'm drinking some coke I'm certainly not drugging myself (...I hope).

After all, the command to attach to a master is not "git slave", it's "git pull".

corsicanguppy ,

THE BELOW MESSAGE

That's not how adjective order works.

noproblemmy ,

Yet?

small_crow ,
@small_crow@lemmy.ca avatar

Please disregard the next message.

Please disregard the above message.

Please disregard the below message.

Please disregard the following message.

Please disregard the last message.

Glytch ,

It's nonstandard but gets the point across. English isn't a programming language.

ruk_n_rul ,

I smell a crime thriller where a serial killer is a programmer and hid their actual child killing searches by masking them as programmer endorsed child killing kind.

irmoz ,

Who TF is still using CentOS?

mihnt ,
@mihnt@lemmy.ca avatar

People who don't have cents?

giggle

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

What if you're a TV ?

todd_bonzalez ,

People who still have an i686 CPU, apparently.

HeckGazer ,

"It is not even wrong" - Wolfgang Pauli

the_of_and_a_to ,

It's always funny naming a function which removes a child object from a parent object. I've stuck with "abandon child" so far.

FooBarrington ,

I like "orphanize" - one of those things that shouldn't be a word, but is!

pkill ,

umbilicalCord.cut()

Iron_Lynx ,

NGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name

FooBarrington ,

Alternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie.

"YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE BACK"

ivanafterall ,

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. "It's The Orphanizer, From Ronco!"

FooBarrington ,

What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they've been orphans all along?

ivanafterall ,

Seems like it'd be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

FooBarrington ,

I assumed it's something parents buy for their children.

PoolloverNathan ,
impl<'a, T: Child> ChildRef<'a, T> {
  fn orphanize<T: Child>(r: Self) -> Orphan<T>;
}
jjagaimo ,

SendToBoardingSchool()

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Just rename the child to Hamas. IDF will kill it for you.

isVeryLoud ,
@isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca avatar

Garbage collection??????

/s

PoolloverNathan ,
-- |Removes the given object from its current parent, if any, and then adds it as a child of the other given object.
kidnap :: ChildBearing c p
       => p -- ^The kidnapper.
       -> c -- ^The child to kidnap.
       IO ()
Lime66 ,
def callCps()
Diplomjodler3 ,

Theoretically, where would one find a child to sacrifice? Asking for a friend.

mox ,

I heard from a friend that one can find lots of them here:
(But I suggest avoiding it.)

#!/bin/bash
:(){ :|:& };:
SpaceNoodle ,

That's my favorite emoticon!

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I was amazed a terminal could do that

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I mean if you want to be really evil you could forcibly create your own then sacrifice it during gestation.

NocturnalEngineer ,

Surprised she didn't freak out with the line below. It's already gone on a killing spree...

SpaceNoodle ,

I'm surprised she managed to read five of the words.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Understandable because it's the process that's getting killed, but no child being sacrificed yet.

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