mechoman444 ,

I'm currently taking a dump in the state of Georgia USA. (My home state)

I wish I was taking a dump in a mansion on the French Riviera.

GiddyGap ,

As someone who has taken dumps in mansions in both the state of Georgia and the French Riviera, I agree. Costs a lot more in the French Riviera, though.

intensely_human ,

My friend, as soon as the bathroom door closes the outside world exists entirely in your imagination. You can be taking a dump on the Rocinante if that’s what your heart desires.

berryjam ,

Want to watch the aurora but it's raining, god damn it

Timecircleline ,

Scrolling Lemmy instead of reading the book that I'm pretty into. I've been staying up too late reading lately, and its not late yet, and so I could read now but inertia is keeping me doomscrolling

vermyndax ,

Doomscrolling instead of sleeping

uhmbah ,

Working. Not working.

janus2 ,
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pooping at work instead of exploring the multiverse in a scifi timespace ship

toomanypancakes OP ,
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Dang, exploring the multiverse sounds way better. I like your style!

ripcord ,
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Awake on Lemmy because I can't sleep.

JWBananas ,
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This

jeffw ,

Watching Elliott Smith vids on YouTube instead of sleeping

Monster96 ,

Playing game on my pc. I'd rather be doing something I haven't done before like go drinking all night, travel, go sight seeing, hell, even have sex. Literally anything other than sit at this computer

meekah ,
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Have you tried not sitting at that computer?

Monster96 ,

My only other options are sitting and reading or sitting and watching TV. Just one of the benefits of living in the middle of nowhere

meekah ,
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You always have the option to go for a walk, nature is quite beautiful in most non-urban places.

Monster96 ,

You make a good point. Maybe I'll try that a little bit more often, we'll see what happens

meekah ,
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It definitely helped me a lot more than I expected. I got diagnosed with depression about 2 months ago and made a point of leaving the house at least once a day, even if it's just taking out the trash or going to get groceries. A walk around the block is even better, but I get that it's difficult to actually do that every day. But having accomplished something, even if it's just a tiny goal, made me feel better.

Monster96 ,

Glad you're feeling better. I can't quite say the same but I know it's a process. So, after hearing that maybe I'll try it out. Get some coffee somewhere outside of the house, walk. If you can do it then I can do it

meekah ,
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You got this man, feel free to hit me up if you want a stranger's perspective on things :)

vivavideri ,

Grumpily observing the ampere app on two devices I'm charging simultaneously, disappointed the charging brick isn't living up to its hype of 67W.
Yes, I even pulled out the converter website because the app provides both mA and voltage.

I could be snuggling cats. Spooning my girlfriend. Settling in for the night, but, alas. I was promised "super fast charging" and only got "fast charging".

victorz ,

Priorities, am I right?

grasshopper_mouse ,
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I wish I was still gaming but I gotta get up early to take my car in for an oil change

vivavideri ,

If you're handy, I encourage you to look into changing your own. Biggest hurdle for me personally was knowing where to drop off old oil.
Also, fumoto valves. Game changer.

jordanlund ,
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Just got out of the hot tub, feeling pretty good about everything right now.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fa30a1dd-0fc4-4bc1-becf-e887980292ce.jpeg

victorz ,

You share that with a lady or other partner?

jeffw ,

Hitting on a Lemmy power mod, smooth move

victorz ,

😆 Definitely happily in a relationship here, no such intentions! ✋

jordanlund ,
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LOL - "Power Mod". Do 2 big groups and some tiny ones that are barely surviving count?

jeffw ,

Well those communities make up like half of my posts, so I feel like you’re everywhere lol. If I skip the news community and the ones I mod, I think almost all my posts go to your communities. Mostly just politics ig

jordanlund ,
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My wife would LOVE It, unfortunately since we got it set up, she's been fighting a wounded foot and can't get it wet. :(

Maybe 4 more weeks?

victorz ,

Oh no, that's a shame. Hoping for a speedy recovery for both of your sake!

jordanlund ,
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Yeah, we both have physical stuff going on, hence the hot tub. :)

janus2 ,
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what about going in the hot tub with the injured foot stuck out?

jordanlund ,
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That would be super hard. The lounger seat might work, but the other seats are too deep to allow for that.

Kolanaki ,
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Watching a shitty movie (Battlefield Earth) and scrolling Lemmy.

Wishing I was being ploughed by a cutie with a huge cock.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

eating cookies instead of having a loving trusting mutually attractive partner to cuddle with.

victorz ,

Go out and socialize. I was lucky to have met someone at a party that ended up as my life partner. But it wasn't without me getting out of my comfort zone. I'd never asked anyone out on a date before. My two relationships before then happened because the other party asked me out. First one broke up with me after 5 months, probably thought I was boring. Second one divorced me after 12 years. (Married young, she turned out to be very weird as we grew older, and I didn't have the balls to end it for fear of being alone and hurting her.)

Literally one or two weeks after divorce was finalized I met this girl at a party at a mutual friend's place and I said to myself, there's literally no time to waste if you want to be happy. You gotta grab these opportunities. Gotta seize'em. Ask her out! Nothing to lose!

So I did. A day later on Facebook. 🫣 But she said yes and here we are with two kids.

Go out there! Get yours! ❤️

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