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Plopp ,

Pro tip for anyone living alone: Put away all but one of each thing, so that if you need an item and it's dirty, you have to clean it. Learned that trick a decade ago and I went from Mount Everdish to pretty much nothing.

Plopp ,

They should switch their production line from exploding lithium ion batteries to regular lithium ion batteries.

Plopp ,

He can't, as he's currently serving a life sentence for selling grannies.

Plopp ,

...our legal entity, which presents itself as an organization not connected to the Russian Federation in any way.

Plopp ,

Burn the rich.

Hey! You'd better be talking about a BBQ because I was promised eating.

Plopp ,

I hope they all turn out to be trans.

Plopp ,

Didn't China like hijack the future Dalai Lamas for political reasons or some shit?

Plopp ,

Coverage, yes. But the result of that coverage? Making people not want to support climate activism, and maybe even have a negative reaction to anything climate positive. And how effective is that coverage in helping the climate? What changes in climate related policy can be traced back to any of these actions?

Plopp ,

It's true! I put a potato in my face hole and it comes out between my butt cheeks. A bit worse for wear but it doesn't matter.

Plopp ,

As did Patrick Stewart.

Just kidding.

Plopp ,

Then we should be so harsh, there's been a lot of inflation since then. I don't even know what 80 mph 12 years ago is today.

Plopp ,

IANAA but I'm guessing being extra careful not to get caught increases the chances of failure.
Also, I just have a feeling there will be record number of forest fires throughout Europe this year, just completely randomly and unrelated to any of this of course.

Plopp ,

One recent example is Samsung’s Bot Handy concept, which looks like a robot vacuum with a stalk on top and a single articulating arm

If they design the hand well and use good materials, and especially if it has a vacuum feature, I really wouldn't mind a bot handy.

Plopp ,

Are intentions. I [carrot] to do some grocery shopping today.

Plopp ,

Watch North Korea responds by sharting in their general direction.

Plopp ,

Leaving consumer routers behind and going the pfSense route is among the best decisions I've ever made. Highly recommended for anyone who isn't afraid to learn some network stuff.

Plopp ,

I've seen people reacting to movies say things like "oh you can't do that to me!" when something happens to the main character. I always thought that was a bit weird, but you're telling me that's a certain way people watch movies - to sort of put themselves in the main character's place and experience the movie from that perspective?

Maybe it's me who's weird.

Plopp ,

Yes sadly this means emergency services will no longer be able to take your call because they got rid of their phones. If you really want to talk you'll have to book a Zoom appointment, so schedule your stabbings ahead of time.

Plopp ,

I pretty much blame touchscreens for the downfall of humanity. But I guess I'm not "normal".

Plopp ,

Not necessarily? The dude is gay, LGBT+ and queer covers a lot more than gay. Maybe he just hates the other ones.

Plopp ,

Do I ever? Lol I do nothing but. That's my entire life.

Plopp ,

Damn millennial bandits! Send out a warning to all toast manufacturers in the area asap!

Plopp ,

TPUSA? Toilet paper USA? Is that a shit rag or something?

Plopp ,

The colors of the wires in electrical systems and such are only for esthetics. Arrange them the way you think is the prettiest. If you're lucky you'll also get fancy sparkles!

Plopp ,

I can validate. I've never heard of either one before.

Plopp ,

"Besides, the more incorrect answers - the more time users will spend on our site and use our service to get the correct answer = more ads shown = more profit!"

Plopp ,
Plopp ,

Is this a meme? Every time I've seen someone use fetch there's always someone telling them to stop trying to make it a thing. I love it either way and I will henceforth do my part.

Plopp ,

They should capitalize on this and just release a cheese flavored glue.

Plopp ,

Easy fix:

  1. "Sorry, we no longer offer a T-Mobile ONE plan, therefore your plan has been converted to a regular T-Mobile plan. If you object to this you may terminate your account."

  2. "Due to increased costs and a whole bunch of reasons that has absolutely nothing to do with our greed we will have to raise the price of our regular plan."

Plopp ,

I've got some chores that need to get done, how much can I rent your guys for?

Plopp ,

Kids these days, just want things handed to them. What have you done to help make them explode?? Smdh

iPhones And Androids Can Now Warn You of 'Secret Trackers' ( www.ibtimes.co.uk )

In a collaborative effort, Apple and Google have developed an industry-standard detection feature called "Detecting Unwanted Location Trackers" (DULT) for Bluetooth trackers. This standard allows users on iOS and Android devices to be alerted if an unknown Bluetooth tracker is monitoring their location.

Plopp ,

I have always asked me when this would happen.

Well, what did you say?

Plopp ,

Yeah I had no idea. Now I have one and I'm immediately considering moving to a different fedi microblog platform. I've already lost quite a bit of trust for Rochko due to his extreme eagerness to federate with Meta.

Plopp ,

Piss off the west. I'm sure the major countries that support Russia today would continue to do so. And getting removed from power is something Putin's been paranoid about forever, hence the doppelgangers and such. I'm sure he has very thoroughly thought out plans to disappear on his own accord if needed.

That being said, using nukes just seem very counter productive to Russia and I would hope even a deranged Putin, or at least other oligarchs, realize that.

Decentralized Systems Will Be Necessary To Stop Google From Putting The Web Into Managed Decline ( www.techdirt.com )

Is Google signaling the end of the open web? That’s some of the concern raised by its new embrace of AI. While most of the fears about AI may be overblown, this one could be legit. But it doesn’t mean that we need to accept it....

Plopp ,

Don't be so sure. Google has ridiculous power over the internet. Worst case we might have to create a new network. But I hope we will if it's necessary.

Plopp ,

You have to crack en egg or two to make an omelette. Or whatever the saying is.

Plopp ,

Plus with all the people around, they're not really scared of humans. These aren't the roaches in movies that scatter when a light comes on or they see a person. They're used to us by now.

I'm picturing a dark alley late at night. A human opens a door, and the light from inside spills out on the ground just outside. Right there, an enormous cockroach grimaces slightly from the sudden light, takes a drag on a tiny cigarette and nods hello at the human.

Plopp ,

I guess I'll have to start fucking the plastic bottle recycling machine at the store.

Plopp ,

If street traffic is a concern, may I suggest you fly at a slightly higher altitude.

Plopp ,

Bad weather isn't a death sentence, it just increases the chances of an accident. Nothing strange about some units making it.

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