Plopp ,

I guess I'll have to start fucking the plastic bottle recycling machine at the store.

PorradaVFR ,

Right?!?

….also, left?

AnomalousBit ,

You guys aren’t shooting confetti every time you ejaculate? Dang that must suck

squid_slime , (edited )
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Since introducing micro-plastics into my diet I have never felt better, I am currently 43.4% plastic. I look forward to my reincarnation as a tesco carrier bag😍

HubertManne ,

man that guy must have a big ol pair of polyetherimide balls.

rockerface ,
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Fascinating, but ultimately bollocks

Kolanaki ,
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How long until someone gives birth to a human-plastic hybrid?

Granixo ,
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https://feddit.cl/pictrs/image/86a06b73-fa00-4a2a-afd0-49e46046e99e.jpeg

Chozo ,
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I remember reading somewhere that microplastics are detectable in newborns now, so I guess technically we're already there.

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