xep ,

Okay, but what if the car was also 80 miles long?

kionite231 ,

Instantaneously!

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

He’s not even phrasing it as a riddle. The answer is right there in the question. That poor woman.

JCreazy ,

It is quite devastating when you see people lacking even the most basic or common of knowledge. No wonder the world is in a state that it is in. You can't expect people to make changes when they barely even know how the world works.

palmtrees2308 ,

But she will better college than any college in india

grasshopper_mouse ,
@grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world avatar

I'm horrific at math, but even I know this shit. I do feel for her though. When you suck at math, even if the answer is easy and you have it right, you constantly second guess yourself because getting the right answer feels too easy, so surely I'm wrong, right? Because it's math and I'm always wrong.

just_another_person , (edited )

Sooooo...yeah. I dated someone once who was brilliant in some ways, and not in others, but I very much loved them still, though our intellectual conversations were kept to a minimum.

After watching a particularly violent Western movie where a lot of horses were injured, shot, or killed, she seemed kind of disturbed. She was dead quiet after leaving the theater, and just seemed like she was thinking through it all and processing the story.

Halfway through the drive home, out of nowhere she asks "Where do all the horses go?"

The question kind of threw me, and waited a second to process what she had just asked me. I thought I misheard her, and there was a noticably uncomfortable gap in me reply.

"What? How do you mean?"

"Where do all the horses go after the movie? Like, what do they do with all the dead horses?"

In that moment, I froze, and I started to kind of chuckle as I thought she was making a joke. Then I realized she was serious. A 30-year old was asking me this question. A self-admitted movie buff, she called herself.

It was then that I knew this relationship wasn't viable long-term.

BenFranklinsDick ,

Bullet dodged

PlasticExistence ,

A horse-sized bullet

funkless_eck ,

They shoot them with actor bullets, which are only pretending to he lethal, of course.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Tell that to Alec Baldwin...

bionicjoey ,

TBF there were some movies in the past where horses died during production (I believe Ben Hur was one of them). That's why nowadays there is a disclaimer saying no animals were harmed making the movie.

linearchaos ,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

There's tires with a circumference of 13.2 ft.... Chef's Kiss

ironchico ,

And people wonder why America is the way it is. A grown ass adult married woman can’t even grasp the concept of mph. The school system has majorly failed this woman. It’s like even the concept of critical thinking has been eradicated.

riodoro1 ,

And yet it didn’t keep him from marrying her. True love

DarkThoughts ,

I'm sure she's a nice girl, but I don't think I could bear such a large intellectual gap for too long. Stuff like this becomes frustrating quite quickly. But then again, in their case it might not be too big of a gap anyway. Understanding the basic principles behind measuring units does not make him Einstein.

DScratch ,

Or he had the same reaction as her. Had it explained to him and is now passing on the fun.

morgunkorn ,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

This was painful to watch, I would have stopped and asked her to continue on foot.

Fredselfish ,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

He didn't marry her for her brains apparently. But why is no one pissed he is filming this while driving? He is just a big dumb ass.

morgunkorn ,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Maybe there's a reason why the comments are off on that vid :D

TachyonTele ,

This video is also 12 years old

Plopp ,

Then we should be so harsh, there's been a lot of inflation since then. I don't even know what 80 mph 12 years ago is today.

TachyonTele ,

58 minutes?

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

You’re right that recording while driving isn’t great, but at least he stopped when she asked him to.

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

1hr, I refuse to watch the video.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

The best part is "the wheels must turn 400 times per mile" hauahauhahah

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