Hugh_Jeggs

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Hugh_Jeggs ,

Damn the source is more credible than Nigeria's president 😂

Does the USA have any open market cellular options that are legitimate pay-as-you-go and only for what you use options like Europe yet?

I've lived under a rock for 10 years. I did Metro ages ago while most were still on contracts. Surely we've reached true capitalist open market freedom by now. Is it still total closed market, noncompetitive, privateering corruption?

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Limited hotspot usage was definitely a thing in Europe

Twenty years ago 😂

Hugh_Jeggs ,

ITT - Yanks thinking ultra-processed food is seasonal

Christ on a bike

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Artificial scarcity to increase prices does not equal seasonal

What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?

The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don't want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I would add The Magic Roundabout to this list

Guaranteed insanity

Unfortunately guaranteed for both parties but it only makes your eye twitch a little bit, and it only lasts a week or two

Hugh_Jeggs ,

California is clearly the best state. It's like if you bought the EU off wish.com, but at least there's hope 😂

Hugh_Jeggs ,

No fuckin idea what on earth "Swiss cheese" could be.

Appenzeller?

Tête de Moine?

Emmentaler?

Raclette?

Sbrinz?

Vacherin Fribourgeois?

Gruyère?

Etivaz?

Tomme Vaudoise?

Schabziger?

Scharfe?

Tilsiter?

Berner Alpkäse?

Edelweiss?

Emmental?

Grisons?

Jarlsberg?

Belper Knolle?

Alter schweizer?

Who knows

Hugh_Jeggs ,

24-month aged Comté

Google Search’s “udm=14” trick lets you kill AI search for good | Ars Technica ( arstechnica.com )

Tack "&udm=14" on to the end of a normal search, and you'll be booted into the clean 10 blue links interface. While Google might not let you set this as a default, if you have a way to automatically edit the Google search URL, you can create your own defaults.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Yes.

This is like coming into a thread about Windows and doing the i uSe aRcH bY thE wAy thing

I don't use Google but your comment is childish

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I stopped using it because I figured if everyone did this and stopped sharing torrents, neither would work

It's kinda selfish

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I dunno, I'm older than that and it's really nice to see folk dressing like it's the 80s again

Hugh_Jeggs ,

So having smelly armpits with mouldy leaves in them is an aphrodisiac. For you

I'm seeing an issue here

Is there a website that collects Donald Trump's most incoherent speeches and tweets?

Sorry if this is the wrong community for this. I'm looking for a compilation of Trump's most rambling moments (e.g., "Look, having nuclear"; Gettysburg being beautiful; etc.). Does anyone know of any sites that would have something like this? Thank you!

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Ha ha, it redirected to maga.com

People are paying $36 for a t-shirt described as -

Our T-shirts are:

4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey - Final assembly in America

That means "made in a Chinese sweatshop for 50c" yous absolute divvies 😂

Amazing

He's even got one with his staged mugshot saying"Straight Outta Maga" fuuuuckin hell

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I never liked the Glaswegian "but". Silly way to end a sentence but

Hugh_Jeggs ,

According to QI, "set" is the most versatile word in English

"Fuck" isn't fuckin far behind though

Hugh_Jeggs ,

It's a bit vague, but if you're in the UK, or EU too, which.co.uk is a paid consumer recommendation service. Really good, honest, impartial reviews on products

But nobody wants to pay for that kind of thing, so they're quite limited in the stuff they review, it's mostly household

Hugh_Jeggs ,

"Ah, oi hear yer an antisemite now father"

😂

There needs to be a way to only get one push notification for every new message in a group chat

I dont know about others, but sometimes I am not able to check my phone, or be fully present in a conversation that I'm part of. Maybe I'm concentrating on work, or driving, and not able to look. It gets distracting when my phone is constantly buzzing and chiming for 5 minutes straight. Muting the chat can help, but if you...

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Buzzkill is great, but although it mutes the notification sound, if you're listening to an audiobook, it mutes that every time there's a silent notification! Fuckin annoying

I wrote to the dev and he said it's an Android system thing and there's nothing he can do about it

Good of him to reply though!

Hugh_Jeggs , (edited )

Got an article instead of a bellend in a childish thumbnail?

Hugh_Jeggs ,

That's a great site thanks!

Just shows that a 17 minute video contains the same amount of information as a 2 minute read!

Hugh_Jeggs ,

It's 17 minutes long, and as the summary post above shows, it contains about two minutes worth of information

I'm sorry to hear you have that much time to waste, I hope you find a job soon

Also, I don't own any vibrators

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Turns out I was right though 😂

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Ha ha being British I read "chip-making machines" totally differently and thought "Bit harsh"

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Oh my god Andrew, that must've been simply awful for you, poppet

We didn't need the "from London" bit, we could tell by the way he's a cunt

Hugh_Jeggs ,

How you can tell it's actual journalism - it says "lambasts" instead of "slams" 😂

Hugh_Jeggs ,

A goose wouldn't have stopped at flattening Palestine tho

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Yanks would be invading anywhere with dandelions 😂

Hugh_Jeggs ,

What's with the signature thing in your comments?

Really clutters up a comment thread. Imagine if everyone did that

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Yeah fuckin stop it eh?

Can you imagine the fucking mess comment threads would be like that? 😂

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Hmmmmm 🤔 Not sure if satire or scam...

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I've always considered CNN to stand for Clearly Not News

Edit - the BBC headline starts "ICC prosecutor seeks arrest of..."

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3ggpe3qj6wo

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Where I am, there's an import tax on everything you order from the UK

But the post office has slapped their own €8 service charge on top of that

Literally everyone I know has stopped ordering stuff from UK companies

That's really gotta hurt an economy, big time

Hugh_Jeggs ,

You'd be surprised

John Lewis? Nope

White Company? Nope

Loads of big companies have just stopped delivering to EU

Fuckin nightmare trying to get teabags FFS

Billionaire bets big on largest solar project ever proposed to deliver power across oceans: 'At the forefront of the clean energy transition' ( www.thecooldown.com )

The world is on the cusp of an energy transformation that could make the Industrial Revolution look minor. Mike Cannon-Brookes is banking on the Land Down Under to be a major driver of that change....

Hugh_Jeggs ,

A billionaire tries to extract more money from the average citizen by supplying a basic human need and you love it 😂

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Strange take. I'm not trolling

If a sociopath who has already extracted enough money for his own greed from society to have a catastrophic effect on the lives of ordinary people decides to invest in solar power, I'm going to be sceptical

As the yanks say, you do you

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Sounds like something someone from the shittiest country on earth would assume

Hugh_Jeggs ,

You keep telling yourself that when you're 50 my friend 😂

Hugh_Jeggs ,

That's what irks me about this lazy dropping of the 'of' after 'couple'

"I saw a couple birds"

You saw them do what now?

Hugh_Jeggs ,

That's absolute horseshit made up by a journalist on a slow news day, by the way

Hugh_Jeggs ,

There's no source, it's nonsense made up by a journalist

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Owlcation.com (wtf?) is not a source

Could you supply us with a proper one?

(Answer is "no" by the way)

Hugh_Jeggs ,

"French" Canadian got off lightly on this on then?

Hugh_Jeggs ,

American's

😂🙄

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I've looked it up multiple times. Quora isn't a source

Hugh_Jeggs ,

This literally says what you're saying isn't true, except for the vague pronunciation of a single letter in one part of the US

Did you even read it? 😂

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