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The only sensible solution then is to ban toddlers from EVs. They'll just have to walk.

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Yes there is, here is his mugshot shortly after he was booked. Looks like he spent the evening turning water into wine.

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A vase for $4 is a good deal. What was she expecting, solid gold? I don't think I would have gone as far as involving all of Mexico but I guess it's easier to just give her a refund.

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Those Amazon customers can be ruthless.

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With a smaller sign underneath it that says "Your fault" and the mailman walking towards you with an unexpected letter from the IRS in his hand...

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I successfully sued my wife when she put too much salt in the soup which wasn't even real.

It was called the Salty Pseudo Soup Sufferer Suit in the news.

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Chuoi cau bananas (monkey banana) from Vietnam. It didn't really matter what type I had over there, they beat any banana I'd had thru my entire life.

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Yeah but where are these nerves? Bermuda triangle? Another plane of existence like from that movie interstellar? The moves passed down to me thru generations seem to do nothing.

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I wouldn't blame those 2. Forums have been dying since Myspace and Facebook. The specialized ones like the machinist and woodworking ones I belong to are going strong. So are the firearm related ones.

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ICQ recently is about to shut down so I got nothing for ya

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Republicans are all bullies. The people that worship them think they are bullies too but they constantly get beaten up for their money (donations) and still get fucked by them in the end.

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It's always going to be Cowboy Bebop for me but one less people have watched that is absolutely hilarious is Detroit Metal City.

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Me too, right when the digital age was taking over. I was young so they had me help design display ads in illustrator. We'd print out the ads with the articles on a laser printer. Cut them and arrange on a page that was then photographed. It was the future back then lol.

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The AR-15 is an absolutely shitty rifle unless you were going to kill people with it. The selection is also completely oblivious to what most residents use for hunting deer. So these repubs are posers that know shit about guns. As a liberal former deer hunter I'd recommended the .308 Winchester or the 30-06 Springfield. Actual rifles people use in this state for anything but the mass killing of children.

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It absolutely is for hunting cause that's what everyone was using in the 80s. Probably outdated now but so is Michigan

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Everyone is ignoring the fact I was talking about the official gun for Michigan. You can't hunt deer like you hunt boars. The AR-15 is a stupid rifle to associate with this state. A deer hunting rifle is a better choice. But I've been shooting my whole life and I fucking hate everything related to that platform. I don't think about boar hunting when it's mentioned, I think about the San Bernardino slaughter.

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Really seems like Stanford is appeasing the far-right on everything these days. The leadership there has no grasp on the duties of their job and supporting their students.

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You should take a look at their endowment. It's not going to teachers. Maybe they should use it to fight back? Cause if a university capitulates to an attack on freedom of speech then what lesson are they teaching the student body?

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My cat and I enjoy a coffee and sunrise every morning together. He's a stickler for routine =^••^=

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At least the fediverse can draw the Canadian flag. Reddit had a hard time

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I bet he wouldn't have bothered lying about this if they hadn't just approved his $56B bonus

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I like the staticky flavors of La Croix but Waterloo Grape is the best.

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You even get the homeless guy watching porn here.

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That's what happens when you let Crunchyroll and Funimation merge. Im going to be the pirate king!

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You'd get at least twice the life of these expensive roads if everyone rode bikes. Think about that.

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And their death screech to say good morning :). I like BJs too but fine with the robins winning the territory this year.

What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?

The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don't want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

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The GOP welcomes neo-nazis to their party but cry out "We're not Fascist! The socialists are Nazis," and their supporters cheer. Will they unveil a new salute at the convention this year? Possibly.

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Dude may be a legit GOP Presidential contender one year, maybe we should stay on him?

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The variety of bananas in Vietnam was great. I was going to put that here since they are impossible to import quickly enough.

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Best I can do is fart on a cantaloupe. Take it or leave it.

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If the information was important wouldn't it already be passed around and expanded upon? The Internet is probably 99% junk, at least the posts I've made. Only the good stuff like goatse survives.

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Yeah, its real common here in Michigan. We call it Vernors nose and you get it from the Vernors your mom gives you every time you get a sore throat.

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That's how we spell it here in Detroit! You got beouf wit me? You grow up where peple spell gööd?

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Once they centralized all the comedy that's when the killing began.

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No one is scared in downtown anymore. But I used to live in downtown over 20 years ago and it was scary. Just walking down Woodward at night was dangerous but you look at it now and wonder how it ever was like that.

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The moment you walk in that door cause you are important and the world should cater to your every need. Let that manager know who is boss and greet them with a wry insult.

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It's a good alternative to what I used to do with my free time, worm charming. It's not the same without a cobra.

As someone who is aging. Late thirties. How can I keep my finger on the pulse of current trends, particularly in music?

As an example. I grew up in hip-hop but at a certain point I stopped listening to new people and realised recently that I’d slept on some bangers. Like Kendrick particularly, but even people like Juice WRLD and Xxxtentacion....

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https://everynoise.com/engenremap.html

I'm in my mid-40s and I love searching for new (and old) music. It makes me happy. Maybe I start with an artists I like and just go thru the rest of the label. You just have to break the habit of listening to the same thing and challenge yourself.

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Everyone is so rich now they are just buying mansions right? I didn't read the article.

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