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When I was a kid we used to call.one of my uncles exs ICQ, because she laughed exactly like the ixw lol sound.

She must have thought we loved her, we were always trying to make her laugh just to hear it.

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Yeah, I can fully understand thinking gods angry with me for something I was doing if I saw that shit.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

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I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.

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@FlyingSquid is cool AF and fun to make silly comedy bits with in the comment sections.

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Start by having insane thoughts, follow up by acting on them, then forget the whole thing, and be confused by the consequences of your own actions!

That is a really spot on description on how I live my life.

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I know thats you Sean, trying to get out of interviewing crappy celebs?

HP bricks ProBook laptops with bad BIOS delivered via automatic updates — many users face black screen after Windows pushes new firmware ( www.tomshardware.com )

On May 26, a user on HP's support forums reported that a forced, automatic BIOS update had bricked their HP ProBook 455 G7 into an unusable state. Subsequently, other users have joined the thread to sound off about experiencing the same issue....

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Its all the games...

I don't know, but the longer the trailer went the less I knew about it.

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I have been added to Lemmy to answer anything you ask.

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The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect that has been used in many films and TV series, beginning in 1951 with the film Distant Drums.

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French toast is a dish of sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs and often milk or cream, then pan-fried. Alternative names and variants include eggy bread, Bombay toast, gypsy toast, and poor knights of Windsor.

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At the age of 16, Bill Hicks began performing at the Comedy Workshop in Houston, Texas. During the 1980s, he toured the U.S. extensively and made a number of high-profile television appearances, but he amassed a significant fan base in the UK, filling large venues during his 1991 tour.

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Foodfight! is a 2012 American animated adventure comedy film produced by Threshold Entertainment and directed by Lawrence Kasanoff (in his feature directorial debut). The film features the voices of Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Larry Miller, and Christopher Lloyd.

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Garrotxa is a comarca (county) in the Girona region, Catalonia, Spain. Its population in 2016 was 55,999, more than half of them in the capital city of Olot. It is roughly equivalent to the historical County of Besalú.

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Bitch, fuck you! Looking at me like you ain't got some secrets!

dumbass , (edited )
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Department of Erasing History.

Sounds like a group of pedophiles.

dumbass ,
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Straight from the top of my dome
Rock rock, rock a rock a rock the microphone

CEO of Google Says It Has No Solution for Its AI Providing Wildly Incorrect Information ( futurism.com )

You know how Google's new feature called AI Overviews is prone to spitting out wildly incorrect answers to search queries? In one instance, AI Overviews told a user to use glue on pizza to make sure the cheese won't slide off (pssst...please don't do this.)...

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We fucked up and we fired the people who could probably solve it and now they won't talk to us.

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I hope they use that thumbnail of him pretending to cry in court for every shitty article they write about him.

An Important Hypothetical - What Android Apps Do You Install?? ( sh.itjust.works )

You're twelve years old on Thanksgiving at six thirty in the morning. You'll be leaving for Grandma's in about a half hour, and she's lives a three hour drive away, going in one direction. You have nothing to prepare yourself on this journey, other than a tablet running Android Eleven. Beware, the speaker is broken and there is...

dumbass ,
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Fdroid

Find any offline game that works on my tablet, install as many as you can before you leave. Spend 3 hours cycling through random half good games until you find an awesome one as you arrive, play that on the way home.

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I was there when Metallica tried to kill piracy by killing Napster and in turn, created a giant market of music piracy programs.

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You never see them training on Australian user data, are they worried their ai will do a shoey and call them a cunt or something? Cause I'll do it for free if moneys the issue.

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But how can they publicly pat themselves on the back for it!?

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I open windows and it starts recording: opens Plex, plays Mash for 13 hours straight, PC closed down.

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Some people are just addicted to acquiring money.

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I had one memory that was just me saying cunt. .
They were right tho, it did brighten my day being called a cunt by my past self, its usually the other way around.

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That image of Kurt Angle will never stop being hilarious to me. God I love that man.

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There's a lot of eerie coincidences between WW1 and WW4 that it makes you wonder if somone really is behind it all.

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I love how that went from an attack on him, to a sign of respect for him. I can't hear that song without singing YOU SUCK! Same with Cenas, can't not hear "John Cena Sucks!" When that horn hits.

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Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed faculty members, proud parents, and most importantly, the incredible graduates of [University Name],

Today marks a monumental milestone in our lives, a day of celebration, reflection, and inspiration. As we gather here, we are not just commemorating the completion of an academic journey but also the beginning of a new chapter filled with endless possibilities and opportunities.

Graduates, as you sit here today, adorned in your caps and gowns, I want you to take a moment to look back at the journey that brought you to this very moment. Remember the late-night study sessions, the moments of self-doubt, and the challenges you faced along the way. Each obstacle you overcame, every setback you encountered, has only served to strengthen your resilience and determination.

But today is not just about looking back; it's also about looking forward with hope and excitement for the future. As you step out into the world, armed with knowledge, passion, and a thirst for success, remember that the world is yours for the taking. Your education has equipped you with the tools to make a difference, to challenge the status quo, and to leave a lasting impact on the world around you.

But with great power comes great responsibility. As you embark on this new chapter of your lives, I urge you to use your education not just for personal gain but also for the betterment of society. Be compassionate, be empathetic, and above all, be agents of positive change in a world that is in desperate need of it.

Remember, success is not defined by the size of your paycheck or the title on your business card. True success is measured by the lives you touch, the communities you uplift, and the legacy you leave behind. So, as you go forth from this hallowed institution, I challenge you to be bold, be courageous, and never stop striving for excellence.

In closing, I want to leave you with the words of the great Nelson Mandela: "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." Class of [Year], go forth and change the world. Congratulations!

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Pillow guy?

I doubt even Guiliani would invite him anywhere.

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Ahhh yes, good, shame that racist fat cunt globally.

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Parents stopped buying them, so kids had to find other ways to mess with the world.

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We just wanted to bring a little light into this dark world with pretty glowing stickers, if anyone killed it, it was these damn boomers and their rock and roll music.

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Well shit, there goes my Outdoor Surgery business idea!

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Yeah I judge them by how they organise their collection.

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I dont think a bunch of shoes are gonna help things.

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How bad at you at selling weed are you that you need to do this?

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Scream "I NEED AN ADULT!" and run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

That's saved me for my entire life.

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