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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!

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Kolanaki ,
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Eepy 😴

Stay up for 48 hours. You too will be able to sleep anywhere once you allow yourself to. Unless you have clinical insomnia, it works.

There is also narcolepsy; the opposite of insomnia.

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Would you even need to ask? What with the trenches and mustard gas everywhere?

Kolanaki ,
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Clearly. Look at its response to the very same question you answered. lol

Kolanaki ,
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To everyone that isn't OP: It's because OP is an AI and their post had nothing to do with Autism.

@Tull: This account needs to be flagged as a bot.

Kolanaki ,
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"Oh no! I've been struck by the nudity virus! Nobody look! NOBODY LOOK!"

Kolanaki ,
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Solar powered calculator.

Kolanaki ,
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O

Kolanaki ,
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Time can be used to purchase goods and services.

Kolanaki ,
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Me after eating 20 pizzas:

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/2011115d-9e58-47a2-85c0-9aa2a97b7495.png

Kolanaki ,
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By offering your time to help make goods and provide services for a business in exchange for money.

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I absolutely love milkshakes. I just wish they loved me more.

Is this what god feels like?

@showerthoughts

Kolanaki ,
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I'm so glad that the only thing my body is intolerant of is intolerance. I can have all the milkshakes and cheese I want, as long as they're not fascist. 🤤

Kolanaki ,
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Everything bagels contain everything. Including fascism.

Kolanaki ,
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It all depends on your bike, your strength, and what kind of storage you have on the bike. With some big saddle bags, I could probably carry a lot more than I do with the front basket I have. But I also don't mind going out more often and getting less since I'm using a bicycle that doesn't pollute or cost anything to operate.

Kolanaki ,
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I don't. They're just tools.

Toxic people are toxic, and they'll still be toxic in different settings where they are interacting with other people.

Kolanaki ,
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It already has affected natural-selection.

Kolanaki ,
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After having açai I wish it was easier to get those than blueberries. They're basically the same, but they actually have flavor without needing to be turned into a sauce or jam.

Kolanaki ,
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But then I would also be fighting multiple battles. ☹️

Kolanaki ,
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"You kidnapped me with a candy bar?!"

"Hey! It wasn't easy! Every time we moved I was worried the wrapper would crinkle and give me away."

Kolanaki ,
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I wouldn't say that a car from 2002 is a recent model.

Kolanaki ,
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Just like at the zoo, I don't make direct eye contact with the apes for fear of having feces flung at me.

Kolanaki ,
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A lot of the recent Coca-Cola flavors like the space one have been weird as fuck and sit in a vague middle point between "okay" and "absolutely disgusting." And I mean that in a way that has you questioning whether it's alright or gross.

Kolanaki ,
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Don't tell that to the AirUp people; it's their entire business model!

Kolanaki ,
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sadly floats away on an iceberg

Kolanaki ,
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Not sure if this counts, but every single time I went camping or hiking while in the scouts, our leader or guides would always mention not taking off your clothes if you got lost. It was constantly re-stated throughout most of my childhood, and it just never made much sense.

With YouTube and other websites giving us more info, I eventually learned that hypothermia can make you feel hot as well as making you delirious, so you may want to remove your clothes despite freezing temperatures. So now the advice of not getting naked when lost in the woods makes sense. Not sure how well one would be able to follow it, though, if they're delirious and not thinking rationally... But it's still good advice.

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What are things considered romantic, to be avoided in a relationship?

My partner and I just had a talk about it. Basically, she celebrated her birthday today. I was on her party, and it was fun, but I left after around 2 hours to get home and relax a bit. After I arrived, a friend of mine texted me and asked me if I wanted to go to a lake and see the sunset. I agreed, we went to the lake and went...

Kolanaki ,
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Going to a secluded area at sunset to swim and hang out is a fairly cliche romantic thing that happens in TV and movies.

Doing so while leaving another friend's birthday party is a cliche faux pas.

I'm generally confused by what media portrays as romantic (or rude), but I have to assume many of the gestures shown in it is common among NT people.

Why don't more filtering systems enable sorting by least viewed/visited, including for older pages/material?

Sometimes what I'm interested in may be more specific or niche, but a lot of search engines and filtering systems don't seem to provide a way to drill down to those results. What may be some reasons behind that?...

Kolanaki ,
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Sorting by the least viewed/visited sites wouldn't necessarily help in finding anything relevant to your search, and would just be topped out with placeholders, ad spam and generative garbage that isn't useful to anyone, which would explain why they aren't visited more in the first place.

If your search engine of choice still works properly, you can find more specifics or niche things by putting very specific phrases in quotations.

"People on horseback"

would give more specific results than just:

People on horseback

You can narrow it down with other modifiers like + for and and - to filter out results that have the following keyword.

"People on horseback" +fields -flowers

There usually is a page somewhere within the search engine that explains all the modifiers you can use. There are a lot more than what I've given here.

Kolanaki ,
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I've used adblockers so long, when we got a DVR cable box, I would always keep everything rewound by 10 minutes specifically to skip all the commercials so I wouldn't have any on TV, either.

Kolanaki ,
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The left image only existed in the form of an arcade, and it wouldn't have been so brightly lit.

What band or music group would you not have minded if they didn't have a certain band member? ( kbin.social )

My pick is Five Finger Death Punch and the obvious answer is Ivan Moody. The guy radiates that alpha-male wannabe energy and it definitely rings through all of the songs he has written and performed with this band. The guy is just a prick and a self-victimizing asshole....

Kolanaki ,
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I've always told my friend who is a huge Morrissey fan that The Smiths would have been better without Morrissey to troll him.

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"X, which is known as Twitter to everyone but Elon Musk..." - Chad the Bird

Kolanaki ,
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Egosoft literally has a series of space sims just titled "X." They get first dibs.

Kolanaki ,
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AOL itself is a ripoff of CompuServe. Which they then also bought.

Kolanaki ,
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When did DA ever allow porn?

Kolanaki ,
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Afaik, it hasn't and I have been using it since around junior high or high school. It might have allowed it when it was brand new; I don't know how old it was when I first stumbled upon it.

Kolanaki ,
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Are there any extensions that fix Google on the mobile version of FireFox? It doesn't have all the same extensions available on PC, where I do have one that fixes Google.

The "web" category thing the article talks about is not an actual fix.

Kolanaki ,
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It's a zip up hoody, which makes it a sweater as far as I'm aware.

Kolanaki ,
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All my Hyena Agenda, Nomad Complex and 0Fox shirts have the best silk screening I've ever seen. No cracking, no peeling, doesn't feel like hard or weird like low-quality Walmart shirts, etc.

Too bad the first two places went out of business. :(

Kolanaki ,
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I get Doritos more than anything, and Spicy Nacho is the flavor of those I get the most when getting Doritos. So I guess that's my favorite.

But I also like Pringles and Baked Lays, other flavors of Doritos, Urtz cheese balls (do those count? Would Cheetos count? 🤔). I like trying everything new at least once and Doritos do a lot of limited time flavors.

But I will choose homemade tortilla chips with pico de gallo over all of them.

Kolanaki ,
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In SpongeBob's case, it was super influenced by Ween, specifically the album The Mollusk. So just ask Dean and Gene what drugs they were on at the time.

Kolanaki ,
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Basically as soon as I found out about it. I really got into it when I later discovered emulation. Never felt bad about it; I was pretty much only looking for games I literally could not buy because they could only be had via retailers, and they didn't always carry every title.

Kolanaki ,
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Title is confusing... Did you get the game running for 6 hours or did it take you 6 hours to get it running? 🤔

Qualified experts of Lemmy, do people believe you when you answer questions in your field?

The internet has made a lot of people armchair experts happy to offer their perspective with a degree of certainty, without doing the work to identify gaps in their knowledge. Often the mark of genuine expertise is knowing the limitations of your knowledge....

Kolanaki ,
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Well yeah... You do all that because you don't necessarily believe the person who gave you the info.

Kolanaki ,
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The royal "you."

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@Technology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtfU9AsUmc4

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A product you were just talking about pops up in an online ad. How? Advertising algorithms are so good that they may know what you want even before you do. C...

Kolanaki ,
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My phone's lock screen automatically tells me the name of music being played near it that it has to be hearing through the mic.

Kolanaki ,
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The corporation itself is the criminal organization they are are referring to.

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The bottom speaker on my phone is Right and the top speaker is Left. I definitively know which rotation direction is the correct one now.

Neat!

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