Narayoni , 1 day ago to bookstodon group

Yup, no one messes with Granny! 🤣🤣
[Headology!]

@bookstodon #discworld #GrannyWeatherwax #headology #funny #humour #books #witches #terrypratchett #GNUPterry #discworldquotes #wyrdsisters

"The man raised his sword. Lightning speared down again and split a stone a few yards away, filling the air with smoke and the stink of burnt silicon. 'Missed,' he said smugly, and Granny saw his muscles tense as he prepared to bring the sword down. A look of extreme puzzlement crossed his face. He tilted his head sideways and opened his mouth, as if trying to come to terms with a new idea. His sword dropped out of his hand and landed point downwards in the peat. Then he gave a sigh and folded up, very gently, collapsing in a heap at Granny's feet. She gave him a gentle prod with her toe. 'Perhaps you weren't aware of what I was aiming at,' she whispered. 'Mother of the night, indeed!' The soldier who had tried to restrain the man stared in horror at the bloody dagger in his hand, and backed away. 'I-I-I couldn't let. He shouldn't of. It's – it's not right to,' he stuttered."--from Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett.

stina_marie , 6 days ago to horror group

Happy Saturday!

Summer is here, and it wants to destroy you.
Don't let it.

#Summer #Ugh #Saturday #funny #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

This heat got me like.... 🥵🔥☀️😩 [Image of Chucky in front of a fire starting to melt]
Mosquitos watching me slap myself after they've given me paranoia [Images of Tom Cruise smiling/laughing somewhat insanely, overlaid upon each other]
summer plans (realistic) - do nothing - go nowhere - see no one - yearn - rewatch a show i've seen a billion times - cry - youtube - cry and yearn - yearn and cry - partake in one of my hobbies for about hours then get bored again

stina_marie , 8 days ago to horror group

Happy One-More-Day-Til-Friday!
It's always fun to plan a-head (sorry, lol)

#meme #funny #Thursday #horror #Se7en @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

stina_marie , 11 days ago to horror group

And... It's here again

#meme #funny #horror #Monday @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

stina_marie , 16 days ago to horror group

Happy #Pride!
(I still haven't decided if I agree with this theory- I need to watch this again, either way- but I have zero problem with it and it DOES make a lot of sense...)

#meme #funny #Tremors #horror @horror @horrorfilm #LGBTQIA #LGBT #LoveIsLove

KrisBock , 16 days ago to bookstodon group

Voice recognition mistake of the day: Whenever I try to say "lawyers" dictating on my phone, it comes out "liars." Is that a voice recognition error or not?
https://tulepublishing.com/series/the-accidental-detective/
#books #writing #funny @bookstodon

stina_marie , 25 days ago to horror group

It's Monday again. Hope you have the best one possible ☕☕☕

#meme #Monday #horror #funny #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme @horror

stina_marie , 26 days ago to horror group

Have a great Sunday and remember to add lots of lols 🤘🏼

#meme #funny #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme #Sunday

stina_marie , 27 days ago to horror group

It's the first day of June and I'm a goth in Texas. It's about to become an even worse Hell, here...

#memes #goth #summer #ugh #funny #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

My ashes when I'm cremated [Picture of a bunch of black confetti bats spilling out of a container]
"what's your favorite color?" me: [Picture of a closet filled with nothing but black clothes]
"me and the homies" [Picture of a colony of bats all clustered together]

stina_marie , 29 days ago to horror group

Happy Thursday aka It's-Almost-Friday-Day!

TOOT IT UP

(This is probably the only time you'll see me voluntarily share anything with the word "toot" involved, so enjoy)

#SorryNotSorry #meme #toot #funny #horror @horror #Death #Absurdity #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

stina_marie , 1 month ago to horror group

I love podcasts but this made me genuinely LOL

Happy Thursday!

#meme #Thursday #funny @horror #horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

stina_marie , 1 month ago to horror group

Happy Tuesday!
Have some #memes

#meme #Tuesday #funny #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

Picture of a bear standing on a railing leaning against a sliding glass window peeking into a house with the caption "Girl open up there's a man in the forest"
The perfect security camera placement does not exi... Picture of a Chihuahua snarling at the camera, the left eye is a camera
Blue and white sign that says NOTICE Thank you for noticing this new notice Your noticing it has been noted And will be reported to the authorities

stina_marie , 1 month ago to horror group

I'm dead 💀💀💀😂

Also, "Head Like a Hole" should be on this list, just for its title

#meme #funny #horror @horror #nin #TrentReznor #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

qkall , 1 month ago to Showerthoughts

I absolutely love milkshakes. I just wish they loved me more.

Is this what god feels like?

#lactoseintolerant #funny #joke #showerthought @showerthoughts

stina_marie , 1 month ago to horror group

How life feels right now

#meme #horror @horror #Texas #funny #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

stina_marie , 1 month ago to horror group

ONE MORE DAY! Happy Thursday!

#meme #funny #horror @horror #Thursday #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

ajsadauskas , 1 month ago to Fuck Cars

The toll road scam: A government-made monopoly you pay for.

Here's a funny-because-it's-true take on Transurban and the poor tax it imposes, from Punter's Politics:

https://youtu.be/FlKBakPAtiw?si=G39_0GcJzSB0SSA8

#cars #roads #fuckcars @fuck_cars #tolls #tollroads #memes #funny #urbanism #UrbanPlanning #auspol #vicpol #nswpol

stina_marie , 1 month ago to horror group

Nostalgia is a plague, especially when the people pushing it either remember it incorrectly or weren't even alive to see it...

Feel free to bring back the 90's in makeup and fashion, though: my eyebrows will thank you and I can continue to just wear what's already in my closet, only now I won't be an outlier 😂

HAPPY TUESDAY!

#meme #funny #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

stina_marie , 1 month ago to horror group

It's Monday again.

Have a laugh, but try not to get too fired up today. 🔥

#meme #funny #horror @horror #puns #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

stina_marie , 1 month ago to horror group

Happy Sunday. Who needs some immoral support in being a little Evil?*

*Remember, only LITTLE evil- do some merry mischief that ultimately hurts nothing and no one and makes people think.

Fight against the REAL monsters.

#meme #Sunday #funny #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

qkall , 1 month ago to Showerthoughts

I think it's interesting seeing people in the restroom. Like if it's just some number 1, conversation time. But if it's number 2, no eye contact, no words to be had. Like you're ashamed of your own poo baby. Be proud of that loaf bro... You made that with your own body.

#funny @showerthoughts #poo #humor

historyshapes , 1 month ago to Comic Strips

☀️ My Heart Goes Out to the Aztecs ❤️

BONUS PANEL[S] ⬇️
https://www.historyshapes.com/my-heart-goes-out-to-the-aztecs/

@comicstrips
@histodons

#History #Histodons #Comics #ComicStrip #WebComic #DarkHumor #Cartoon #Aztec #WorldHistory #Funny

Panel 1 - Mel, an orange pentagon holding a large knife, runs toward Sam, a red circle, who is holding an Aztec Calendar stone. "Sam, I just saw the temple. Guess what the Aztecs do to appease Huitzilopochtli the god of the sun?"
Panel 2 - Mel waves her knife. "They rip people's hearts out!"
Panel 3 - Sam ponders. "Well, I suppose it could be worse."
Panel 4 - A closeup on Sam. He's upset. "...they could date you for six months first..."