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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!

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Kolanaki , to Fuck Subscriptions in Eat shit Spotify.
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And even people who cannot hear anything at all still feel the bass and stuff.

Kolanaki , to ADHD memes in Famous last words?
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"...Mulva?"

Kolanaki , to Shitty Food Porn in Only €14,95!!!!
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They did say there were 3 courses.

Kolanaki , to Technology in Five Men Convicted of Operating Massive, Illegal Streaming Service That Allegedly Had More Content Than Netflix, Hulu, Vudu and Prime Video Combined
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  1. Take over a failing company
  2. Hold a shareholder meeting
  3. Show the line going down
  4. Turn the chart upside down
  5. Become a hero to the shareholders
Kolanaki , to Technology in Five Men Convicted of Operating Massive, Illegal Streaming Service That Allegedly Had More Content Than Netflix, Hulu, Vudu and Prime Video Combined
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Those poor, poor, TV execs... They all had to settle for gold plating in their heated in-door pools and Rolls Royces instead of platinum. 😔

Kolanaki , to Games in [FREE] Sunless Skies: Sovereign Edition on Epic Games
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Reading the description and looking at the images...

Is this like Star Trader RPG but with trains instead of spaceships in a weird Victorian themed "space?" 🤨

Kolanaki , to Videos in This homemade hat has a secret function... It's a bag. It's a bag hat. | Simone Giertz
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I have a cap that has a little pouch pocket in it. It's just big enough for a little bag of drugs.

Kolanaki , to Technology in Steam announces game recording beta.
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Monopoly: 1. the exclusive possession or control of the supply of or trade in a commodity or service.

  1. A board game
Kolanaki , to Reddit in Reddit redesign is getting forced onto users without an opt-out option
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Even old.reddit.com is broken now, where clicking links takes you to the ugly-ass new reddit design instead of just opening up the post so you see the full image/link with the comments.

Kolanaki , to Technology in Steam announces game recording beta.
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The fact that Epic Game Store exists at all is proof that Steam isn't a monopoly. A monopoly means they're the only option. Steam is not the only option. It is simply the best option.

Kolanaki , to Patient Gamers in Chrono Trigger (SNES 1995)
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Oh lol. That's what the meme earlier is part of too lmao

Kolanaki , to memes in "Soundblaster" was such an 80s/90s name for a computer part.
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The motherboard had nothing but the case usually had a speaker just to make a "beep" sound. I had to play Wolfenstein with that shit because my dad didn't have a sound blaster until he also got a CD-ROM drive to play Doom since he could only find a copy on CD and not floppy disk.

And even now, a SoundBlaster32 is better than the in-built audio stuff motherboards do have. Though it's not worth getting one just for games.

Kolanaki , (edited ) to Patient Gamers in Chrono Trigger (SNES 1995)
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If this is before you get your Gate Key back: You gotta get through the caves by dropping down a bunch of holes; at that point in the game there's only one path to progress. There are ways around MOST of the bao baos (those big gorilla guys), but you're gonna have to fight a couple. They are the strongest things down there and also the only thing not weak to lightning magic. You may want to grind on Gato to get some more levels; especially if you have avoided most encounters.

Focus on the bao bao first. They take slightly more damage from magic than physical attacks. I like to have Robo here because he can dish out damage and do full party heals. Ayla and Crono are required here, but they also have an excellent duo tech that deals lighting and physical damage to everything in a wide area.

The boss at the end is a Triceratops and you'll get your Gate Key back while being introduced to another boss you'll fight a bit later.

Kolanaki , to Reddit in New Study: At Least 15% of All Reddit Content is Corporate Trolls Trying to Manipulate Public Opinion
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A troll is just someone who says something to provoke a (usually negative) response. They don't have any agenda other than to entertain themselves.

A dude going into a Fortnite community to post "Fortnite sucks ass" is a troll. A dude posting propaganda to sway opinions toward a political goal/shill a product is something else.

Kolanaki , (edited ) to Patient Gamers in Chrono Trigger (SNES 1995)
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If you gave me a screenshot of anywhere at anytime in the game, I'd be able to tell you where to go next lol

Heck the first thing I ever posted to reddit that blew up was a walkthrough of the level shown in this meme:

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/1eb23c84-26b1-40d6-b082-c21da86ade11.jpeg

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