KingJalopy

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I’m the king. Of jalopies.

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KingJalopy ,

True story. I have delivered to the ER no less than two people having a heart attack in an Uber while I worked driving Uber. Both of them literally said the same thing, that it was too expensive for an ambulance and it was much cheaper for an Uber. The second one we even pulled up next to an ambulance and the guy hollered out the window and the ambulance said we can't do anything. You just need to follow us to the hospital.

KingJalopy ,

Not arguing with the statement being made here but the tilt shift photography makes that picture much worse than it is in reality. Again, I completely disagree with these giant atrocities rolling down the road but still this photo is not accurate by any means.

KingJalopy ,

That's cool, I'm no photographer but there's something at play here skewing the perspective. Def not gonna argue if it is or isn't tilt shift, I don't fuckin know

KingJalopy ,

No I know you know but I don't know you know.

KingJalopy ,

Some people don't have the words for stuff sometimes. Sorry I can't smart enough.

KingJalopy ,

That's how they get you. Gotta buy a corn cup.

KingJalopy ,

I took my family to the beach and we had amazing seafood and hot wings afterwards. Today was a good day.

KingJalopy ,

As an American, I fired off the mandatory minimum, doing my patriotic duty. Freedom ain't free, (it's a $1.05) and I'm not trying to draw attention to myself.

4ish years ago when I bought a house I was convinced not to get a house inspection, would it be crazy to get one now just to make sure it's all good?

Was 25 and super nervous, so when the realtor was like "oh yeah they just check for basic stuff, but I looked around and it looks great" I was like "Oh okay, this is so astronomically expensive every penny saved is good..."...

KingJalopy ,

I might have cancer but it's so expensive to actually find out. I'd rather just ride it out and wait until the damage becomes irreversible...

Get the inspection!!

KingJalopy ,

America a bottom, but that's obvious to everyone in the world except is Americans.

KingJalopy ,

Pretty sure Trump lives in Florida so really it's right there where it should be...

KingJalopy ,

They know

KingJalopy ,

The true autists outnumber is by far, it would be gone in seconds.

KingJalopy ,

Something something 3 times is a pattern

KingJalopy ,

Do you want humans?

This is how you get humans.

Red Lobster eyes bankruptcy option after $11M in losses from endless shrimp ( abcnews.go.com )

"Last year, Red Lobster reported $11 million in operating losses following its flubbed 'Ultimate Endless Shrimp' deal, which backfired when it reeled in too many customers after the limited-time promo became a permanent menu fixture last June. The restaurant chain later reported $12.5 million in losses in the fourth quarter of...

KingJalopy ,

Yes, having a drink while out and about having a good time is definitely a sign of alcoholism...

AI-Generated George Carlin Drops Comedy Special That Daughter Speaks Out Against: ‘No Machine Will Ever Replace His Genius’ ( variety.com )

AI-Generated George Carlin Drops Comedy Special That Daughter Speaks Out Against: ‘No Machine Will Ever Replace His Genius’::Stand-up comedian George Carlin has been brought back to life in an artificial intelligence-generated special called 'I'm Glad I'm Dead.'

KingJalopy ,

Or they're smart by trying to create outrage and generate those tasty clicks

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