JackFrostNCola ,

You're thinking "Did he have 9 lives left or only 8?" Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a . 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

KingJalopy ,

Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk

hazeebabee ,

same cat photo as original post, now photoshopped next to a octopus holding 8 guns

Lol here's a poorly redone version of this meme with fewer words.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP Mod ,
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Amazing!

RandomVideos ,

The cat should say two instead of one since there are only 7 guns(2 hands are holding a gun)

BrotherL0v3 ,

Octopuses have zero hands, but it only takes one gun to kill a cat so this works out.

XEAL ,

Spaniard cat: "Why the extra gun?"

Jolteon ,

Is the saying different in Spain?

XEAL ,

7 lives

StaySquared ,

No one really has a firearm with just one round in the chamber with an empty magazine.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP Mod ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Octopuses mostly get their weapons from old sunken pirate ships.

StaySquared ,

Ohhh... well that it explains it.

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

They're big fans of Derringer pistols.

xia ,

Didn't those have two shots?

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Maybe? I'm just going by my memory, which is more than a little lacking.

Maalus ,

"flintlock in each hand"

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

Um, most guns hold more than 1 round...

ChicoSuave ,

Fine, but you have to find the octopus that can hold and shoot just one gun.

lugal ,

Have you ever seen an octopus shooting a gun and not immediately letting it fall down?

Skua ,

True, but the octopus does not actually have any hands. As such, the octopus has no guns, and is one short of the minimum necessary to shoot the cat

KingJalopy ,

All those arms and not a thumb in sight

Gork ,

Octopuses own muskets for home defense

Hideakikarate ,

As the founding fathers intended.

Bytemeister ,

Tally-Ho lads!

ILikeBoobies ,

Most he would be able to operate would be 4…unless they were already loaded and primed

TachyonTele ,

Oh, NOW we're going to get technical?

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

The cat is so fast that even if it gets hit 8 times it will still defeat the octopus before it can shoot again...

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