KingJalopy

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I’m the king. Of jalopies.

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KingJalopy , to Fuck Cars in You can fit two cars there

Some people don't have the words for stuff sometimes. Sorry I can't smart enough.

KingJalopy , to Fuck Cars in You can fit two cars there

No I know you know but I don't know you know.

KingJalopy , to Fuck Cars in You can fit two cars there

That's cool, I'm no photographer but there's something at play here skewing the perspective. Def not gonna argue if it is or isn't tilt shift, I don't fuckin know

KingJalopy , to Fuck Cars in You can fit two cars there

Not arguing with the statement being made here but the tilt shift photography makes that picture much worse than it is in reality. Again, I completely disagree with these giant atrocities rolling down the road but still this photo is not accurate by any means.

KingJalopy , to memes in Time to move

True story. I have delivered to the ER no less than two people having a heart attack in an Uber while I worked driving Uber. Both of them literally said the same thing, that it was too expensive for an ambulance and it was much cheaper for an Uber. The second one we even pulled up next to an ambulance and the guy hollered out the window and the ambulance said we can't do anything. You just need to follow us to the hospital.

KingJalopy , to memes in Eldritch Potato

The potatoes are not what they seem

KingJalopy , to Side Of The Road in The great California avocado battle has begun

That's how they get you. Gotta buy a corn cup.

KingJalopy , to Ask Lemmy in What's your "back pocket" wish?

No I'm isn't

KingJalopy , to memes in Destined for Mediocreness

Not to go off on a tangent, but...

KingJalopy , to Videos in The full video from the famous "Tank Man" photo

Holy shit!

KingJalopy , to memes in Yippee ki-yay

All those arms and not a thumb in sight

KingJalopy , to memes in Yippee ki-yay

Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk

KingJalopy , to World News in Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, known for brutal crackdowns against political opposition, dies at 63

As an American, I fired off the mandatory minimum, doing my patriotic duty. Freedom ain't free, (it's a $1.05) and I'm not trying to draw attention to myself.

KingJalopy , to World News in Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, known for brutal crackdowns against political opposition, dies at 63

I took my family to the beach and we had amazing seafood and hot wings afterwards. Today was a good day.

KingJalopy , to Videos in Introducing: The Minimal Phone

Only minimally

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