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badcommandorfilename , in It looks pope - I mean, dope
chetradley , in It looks pope - I mean, dope
Cap , in It looks pope - I mean, dope
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What a great image. You've got a guy on the far left eating elbow, the big beard guy with chipmunk teeth and the longest arm I've ever seen. Then when you look at the rest the crowd I don't think anyone's hands makes sense and I'm trying to make the T-shirt spell something but I just get Boabaneter?

helena , in Enter samd man
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Love Metallica's first few albums but honestly fuck them and what they've become. Went from a really solid thrash band to a million-dollar business with subpar dad rock and shitty titles like Don't Tread on Me. They go against everything thrash metal (and metal in general) was supposed to be.

And the direction Megadeth went, while not as bad, is still rlly disappointing. Dave could've been one of the coolest figures in metal but instead he became a right-wing conservative.

Crossover Thrash FTW

RaoulDook , in Enter samd man

The meme was too young to remember ...And Justice for All?

1371113 ,

I’ve met people, REAL people, who think the black album is their first.

Son_of_dad , in Enter samd man

I love Megadeth, hate that Dave became a Trump supporting, anti vax, conspiracy nutjob.

funkless_eck ,

and one of them was outed as a nonce recently

pantyhosewimp ,

A nonce like the mathematical extra used in cryptography?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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I could have gone without knowing this =(

Son_of_dad ,

He became super religious, evangelical, and of course that led him on the road to right wing stupidity.

kurcatovium ,
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Will never understand why becoming religious often means flushing ones brain down the toilet...

hemko ,

Because flushing your brain down the toilet is a prerequisite

wildcardology , in Enter samd man

My metal head friend said that Metallica became a pop band when they released the black album.

Skkorm ,

Your metalhead friend was correct. I personally think that that "Metallica" died with Cliff Burton. No hate to Jason Newstead, but Cliff was the one in the band with musical integrity.

TempermentalAnomaly ,

Justice was really important to me. It was the first album I ever loved at the age of eight. It introduced me to the rest of their catalogue and, of course, fell in love with Burton and bass guitar. Too bad they did Newstead dirty on that album. But Justice sparked some political consciousness in me. And musically, I think they stretched as far as they could. With Burton, it would have been farther, but still farther than those three had stretched before. The same is not true for the black album.

Skkorm ,

I agree completely. There are versions of Justice that can be found online where the bass is mixed back in, and I highly recommend them. Newstead put in work on that album.

qpla ,

Yeha I think they're called "And justice for Bass" or "And Justice for Jason"

zod000 ,

When the black album came out, Metallic instantly went from legit thrash band to top 40 hard rock and was on the radio all day everyday... and somehow they still are and it's baffling.

Canadian_Cabinet , in Enter samd man

Its too bad both James and Dave are both first class d-bags. At least James tries to hide it

Chozo ,
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It's insane how hard of a 180 Dave pulled. Dude went from being an anarchist icon to hanging out with Alex Jones.

ZILtoid1991 ,

Money does awful things to people...

chumbalumber , in Enter samd man

James Hetfield made a statement that he was happy for Metallica music to be used for torture in Guantanamo bay.

AstralPath ,

Source?

chumbalumber ,

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-40090809

https://www.spiegel.de/international/world/the-pain-of-listening-using-music-as-a-weapon-at-guantanamo-a-672177.html

Metallica singer James Hetfield has said he is proud that his music is used against enemies of the US

Metallica's Enter Sandman had became a particular favourite at the height of the War on Terror, when US interrogators admitted using music to break the resistance of captives in Iraq. The goal was to deprive them of sleep and offend their cultural sensibilities.

Unco-operative prisoners were exposed to children's TV music from Sesame Street, and the purple singing dinosaur Barney.

Sergeant Mark Hadsell of the Psychological Operations Company (Psy Ops) told Newsweek magazine: "These people haven't heard heavy metal. They can't take it.

"If you play it for 24 hours, your brain and body functions start to slide, your train of thought slows down and your will is broken. That's when we come in and talk to them."

TheFriar ,

The fuck?

PP_BOY_ , in Enter samd man
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Metallica is the reason that P2P file sharing is almost impossible post-Web 2.0. There's an argument to be made that someone else would've taken Napster to court if Metallica didn't, but they did, and the internet has been shit ever since. Fuck them and their friends who think their garbage variety of radio-friendly variety of Beer Metal is anything worth listening to

Speculater ,
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Fuck Metallica for this, but their music lyrics are shit too. Megadeth is a million times better.

darganon ,

Megadeth is a wonderful band, and even their best albums have some downright terrible lyrics.

I mean, Psychotron is an excellent song, but there's no defending the lyrics.

TheBat ,
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This is the weirdest reasoning I've heard for the internet being sterile

TheFriar ,

The internet entered its sandman era post Metallica lawsuit

Norgur ,
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P2p is impossible? Wonder where all the music got into BitTorrent then.

entropicdrift ,
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Right? The person you replied to seems maybe unaware that P2P filesharing is doing better than ever

Rai ,

It was bad for like, a few months when Napster shut down. Then BOOM! Morpheus, Kazaa, Limewire, BearShare, Soulseek, Usenet, then the magical world of torrents! (RIP what.cd)

MenschlicherFehler ,

I mean... Soulseek is still going strong.

Cruxifux ,

laughs in still using soulseek in 2024

elvith , in Metal Checklist

[X] all of the above

edgemaster72 , in Metal Checklist
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absorbing the corpse of an animal

Are we talking like, digestion? Or osmosis?

dumbass OP ,
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That one's open to your interpretation.

NOT_RICK ,
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Yeah I’m a little confused at this one. I got all the other references

dumbass OP ,
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Its inspired by the lead singer of Mayhem, who huffs a bag with a dead crow in it.

NOT_RICK ,
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lol I should have known it would be Mayhem.

Soulg ,

Dead did that? Or are you talking about current Mayhem. You used present tense so hard to tell

dumbass OP ,
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PSA I'm not a metal head, this was based off of everything my metal head mate has taught me over the years so I may be way off sorry, I did choose my username for a reason.

Edit: just checked the wiki and yeah Dead carried a dead crow around in a plastic bag and would huff it before shows sometimes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_%22Dead%22_Ohlin#Performances

SuckMyWang ,

Seems a little unhygienic

HelixDab2 , in Kiss is still cool though

The incredible irony here is that there are so, so many death and black metal musicians that are genuinely better people than Gene Simmons could ever be. I would trust my kids (note: I do not have kids) around Cannibal Corpse and Cattle Decapitation. I would absolutely not trust Simmons around a teen daughter.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Oh for sure, metal heads are for real wholesome ppl. Metal concerts are probably the lowest in some stupid peer pressure things or macho competitions (who can to the most x stuff, who has the most money, etc), and I absolutely know how many people react to someone needing some help. Maybe because we are a more diverse group related to age? Or because we are everywhere yet nowhere mainstream?

ZILtoid1991 ,

Depends on. Some places of the metal community outdo gaming toxicity-wise, especially pre-2010s.

Woozythebear ,

Crazy, I've been to a couple hundred metal shows and never heard anyone say the N word. No one's ever threatened to kill me or my family. Never heard anyone going around the crowed telling women to get the fuck back in the kitchen.... like the fuck you mean?

BigDanishGuy , in Kiss is still cool though

"Rock and roll all nite" is at least somewhat rock-ish. Try "I was made for loving you" that's almost pure disco.

crawancon , in Kiss is still cool though

they've always been musical posers/sellouts. that's sort of their shtick I guess?

to be so gloriously average but pretend to be cool but end up looking fabulously gay.

and their SOUND! sooo ...average.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,
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I was about 12 years old when they were popular, and I was in the market for posers with an average sound.

Damage ,

Nothing's average to you when you've barely listened to anything. Many of us started their musical journey with bands we don't enjoy anymore because we now know better ones.

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