Evil_Shrubbery

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Evil_Shrubbery , (edited )

My fly is just realistic, can't judge it for that.

Its all pain and suffering, and feasting on a pile of shit as a highlight of it all.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

... Potato Drug Academy ...

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Yes, every day.

The only hopes are:

  • getting enough adrenaline from stress to end the cycle (super harmful in the long run)
  • completely let it go no matter the importance & hope that randomly without thinking about it and doing something else (perhaps being stuck in the same loop but for another topic) I'll just be ok to immediately drop everything and just start executing the first step ... then it usually goes on ok after that
  • get someone to help me, then think about how much of a drag Im being on their personal life, alienate them "for their own good and happiness", have a copy of them in my mind for years to come hopefully the example will sometimes magically help me with some current issue
Evil_Shrubbery , (edited )

Yes.

And there is absolutely no way a neurotypical person can comprehend that.

That's why a crisis (a "stressful situations" by normies definitions) calms us down and/or we continue to function normally. And normies just panic. And even when it's obvious to us what is best to do next, we have to wait for them to calm tf down to even understand what we are saying. But by then the advantage is lost.

("Oh, so we are going with the plan I proposed and detailed in an email last week but this time is "your" idea?" ... :|)

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Yeah, task switching in general kinda works for me sometimes, it makes no difference to me how (un)desired the task is. Even tasks I enjoy are hard for me.

A supermarket trip may soon look different, thanks to electronic shelf labels ( www.npr.org )

Grocery store prices are changing faster than ever before — literally. This month, Walmart became the latest retailer to announce it’s replacing the price stickers in its aisles with electronic shelf labels. The new labels allow employees to change prices as often as every ten seconds....

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Yes, this is regularly seen throughout Europe for years.

You can buy such tags in bulk from China, they are very cheap at any scale really (and their use isn't limited to just pricing).

But yes, I think some EU countries already have laws preventing price changes throughout the day or (to some extend) price differences between eg countryside and cities.

I think there should be an EU directive for this tho.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Not in the corporate cards as of yet, margins too delicious.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

With all these RISC dev boards and laptops Im getting ao much hope & renesanse for the future I haven't felt in a very long time.

While I understand that 'runs Debian' means 'nothing but core works, this is for devs, not end users' I really think this could be the global push towards open source hardware & software (with laptops such as these phones are soon to follow).

Evil_Shrubbery ,

I se open sourcing all the things the way out of or beyond capitalism/communism/feudalism, a gateway for people to understand.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Typical Batman, just brooding on a high overtook point over the city.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

With lil white gloves & socks.

And a Batman mask.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

They probably had two & decided that's one too many.

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited )

On the open meadows of the freeinternet,

where the gentle breeze touches all equally,

where the people are friends,

and the money is spent on FOSS devs & smol gaming studios.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Lube is for when it starts smoking, to put out the fire.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

I would lift my head to get a support rock under it.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

My sex toy brings all the boys to the (local) yard

Evil_Shrubbery ,

(new head canon)

... one is borscht and the other is goulash.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

We really are speedrunning this end of all multicellular life thing, huh?

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Yet still happy & glad they were thought of and invited. Ty.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

I still have those, never ever successfully used them.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Ohh, I get it, coz we already knew it can run Doom.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

As long as it's not a monologue like op is describing, you are fine.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Oh, the non-verbal one prob does that thing where they look directly into the camera all disappointed & defeated.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Ok, but like statistically, most of them folk would be unable to get the gun (or the sauce) out of their boots when not at least sitting down.

Then again, sitting whilst eating eggs is customary, and if they misbehave, well, use case confirmed.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

... not that the stubborn cap wouldn't get shot at first ... (with a regular gun, or with an elaborate gun disguised as a bottle opener)

Evil_Shrubbery ,
Evil_Shrubbery , (edited )

Whilst I don't agree with that (but I do like ppl making weird faces, eg the sort Danielle Panabaker is constantly making), ... I almost had to check who the actress is or did just Lizzy Caplan age backwards:

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/casey-party-down-1677269713.jpeg?crop=0.565xw:1.00xh;0.175xw,0&resize=640:*

Or Natalie Morales (just as an association):

https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/59fa32916b91b0556c0635dc/master/pass/My-Grams-Natalie-Morales.jpg

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Whatever you do absolutely stay clear of & never ever visit www.LordOfMyGollumsCockRing.uwu, it's just full of AI porn (but follow my socials to get a discount code).

Instead contact you local Tolkien support group (if you are not a member yet: www.TolkiensFurries.cum/about/locatons).

Evil_Shrubbery ,

I just never looked past the butt, problem pre-solved.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

That is very noble of you.

Sexy gollum deserves it, and we deserve the sexy gollum.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

It's not really a problem of lack of know-how, not even a problem of mass production (some industries made the transition for various reasons). It's a problem of a monopoly with dirty lobbies & gov subsidies.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Being free from megacorps let's humans be humans, to express themselves, I love it, the jokes are nice (and are jokes, unlike the nightmare abominations like Clippy and their AIs).

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Really, huh, that's ... kinda nice to know? (In the 'world is the tiniest bit better than I knew' way)

I have enjoyed various creepy Clippy art/mini lore.

It's basically an SCP thing.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

They were already assimilated at that point, changing their culture would be futile.

But we must try anyway.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

That is amazing!

And thx for letting me know there is a Weird Birb series.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Oh, yes, I was making fun of the headline, about inventing.

With that in mind basically any experiment/measurement/scientific theory is some sort of invention, it's just that we dont call it that.

Like, nobody invented the concept of tank, ppl "invented" materials, equipment, manufacturing & logistics/admin processes, etc that at one point allowed for a feasible "tank" to be compiled.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

You can buy sub 50 moneys liion battery operated lil machines ... that don't use 'sound pressure' but 'air pressure' to brew (lul).

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