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Godric , (edited )

Genuine Skill Issue, how long has the internet been around?

Americans don't assume people online are americans because they're arrogant assholes, they assume because it's been X decades and somehow their 4.2% of the world still dominates the internet.

Godric ,

Yeah, maybe!

But we're still doing this thread in English, and I'll bet the reason why isn't Britain's impact on the internet.

Fantastic name by the way

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Make burgerland, it's been how many decades and you still think they "should recall that once in a while"?

Earn it.

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Strange, a lot of people speak that, why don't they have enough impact on the Internet to force that support?

Godric ,

Cool AI image bud, you sure made Americans realize they aren't the center of the internet!

Godric ,

Yes, you clearly seem confused.

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Wait, I was told Jebocide Joe was all in on killing Palestinians?

Godric ,

Why would anyone laugh at a joke when they can get salty instead?

Godric ,

Is this appearing on feeds that don't include r/babylonbee? Shouldn't there be some sort of an ad indicator if so?

Godric ,

Ideologies with easy answers thrive in times of fear and uncertainty. We've seen it before, we've seen where it leads.

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Yeah I peace out when I can't tell if it's the vocalist or the garbage disposal is making that noise

Godric , (edited )

A better headline, not written by an asshole:

"Tourist brings wrong lunch, fined $9,000 for pork combo"

Godric ,

Yes, you make good points, but still Ukraine is not winning.

Propaganda and deception are vitally important in any war.

It is strategically important for Ukraine to have the world think they will win, otherwise other countries are less likely to assist at all.

Is this rephrasal more palatable?

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Marine Le Pen's RN tops French polls just two over weeks away from the EU election and is tipped to comfortably beat President Emmanuel Macron's centrist coalition.

Well ain't that just comfy

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Don't search your luggage? Straight to gulag!

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Godric , (edited )

Ah I love this thread, the duality of Lemmy

Hicks:

"I have two bags I use whenever I am going outside my family land, sorry I missed a shell or two from the last time I went huntin, so what, I'm just an American"

Others:

"FUCK AROUND FIND OUT!!! One ammo? That's like 30 pounds of heroin, I hope you go to prison you dumb motherfucker"

Godric ,

This is really really good, I hope it can get enough in

Godric ,

Russia

Greatest military power in the world

Lmfao Russia isn't even the greatest military power in Ukraine.

I dont blame Russia though, I'd also buy anything vaguely pointy from North Korea if local farmers towed away half my tanks with their tractors

Godric ,

https://ttrpg.network/c/vamp_tm

Post it there too so I don't have to be so alone slonking Vampire memes

Godric ,

I mean, the vampire is Sesame Street's The Count for starters. There's nothing sexually explicit or even implied in either the image

Speak for yourself

Godric ,

Lmfao that's fantastic

Godric OP ,

I do what I can, in the desperate hope someone else will finally post World of Darkness memes

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b4bf6717-1c1e-48ec-9bae-9da7d0d74be3.jpeg

Godric ,

Spoilers for jokes rule of thumb

Godric ,

Can you really blame Communists for not having a sense of humor? One of those could get you arrested!

Godric ,

Just one, extremely long and wavery fart noise that ends pretty wet for the ringtone.

For notifications, maxed out volume deathmetal screams.

It's the simple things in life!

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f4bfd068-dc7a-4c3c-8341-7d9f0e9e24af.jpeg

Godric ,

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chinese_Famine

Wow they sure got a lot of landlords

Godric ,

People fleeing communist countries en mass sure is a mystery. Who could ever know why they built the Berlin Wall or why Cuban families risk their children on rafts to get to a capitalist country

Godric ,

Wowwww I am wayy too drunk to feel this physically ill from something that isn't more whiskey

Godric ,

Germany invested some cash in coal, but also invested a shitton more in renewable energy, thus making coal's share of the energy pie smaller than before they axed nuclear.

Godric ,

Edge case

Thank you for your well educated and nuanced opinion that takes people who can't afford to live in a city into account, very cool!

Godric ,

Me, with no bus with a route from my bumfuck nowhere town to my work a 20 minute backwoods drive in some equally Fuckwoods, Nowhere town:https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e35247d2-92c0-4a5e-b35f-a562b5ea3288.jpeg

Ever maybe think that maybe... JUST MAYBE!!! some people don't actually want to live in a 10000 person/mile area and want a different life with trees or fields around them instead of more endless asphalt?

For those people, vehicles are the bridge between wanting to live around nature and not starving to death.

Hamas official says group would lay down its arms if an independent Palestinian state is established ( apnews.com )

A top Hamas political official told The Associated Press the Islamic militant group is willing to agree to a truce of five years or more with Israel and that it would lay down its weapons and convert into a political party if an independent Palestinian state is established along pre-1967 borders.

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HAMAS exists to exterminate Isreal and its inhabitants. Their offer is 'free Palestine, let us be the dominant political party, and let us form and official national army, then we chill for 5 years! Don't worry what we might do after that!'

Hamas isn't going to just die out if they win. Isreal would be suicidal if they agreed to the 'deal'.

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What! They "won" an election that nobody outside HAMAS found legitimate??? And then the country they promise to exterminate reacted? No way!?!?!?!?

Godric ,

Watch Vice, the last image is from Vice. Great movie!

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