callouscomic ,

Tabasco is disgusting and not real hot sauce.

general_kitten ,

I wouldn't say it's disgusting. For me it is just hot without really any other interesting flavour.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

"With a side of hot sauce and cowardice"

😂

drolex ,

Yeah I put Tabasco sauce on my eggs. Too bad if that makes you think I am absolutely unhinged. I don't care, but glad you noticed. This is a good 2500 on the Scoville scale, you know. I would say that it's equivalent to being hit in the balls by a Canyonero driven by a rabid scorpion. But I don't mind it. In fact I also put some on my pizzas, that's how easy it is for me. Did I mention that I have a gun? Yes I am heterosexual, very much so.

no_comment OP ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/25959177-e0b2-422b-820a-bc0142d78246.jpeg

MacNCheezus ,
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Never tried (or even seen) that one but I can recommend this stuff:

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/12fc60a3-8ae2-4ff5-82b5-861e993ddf15.jpeg

drolex ,

Not bad, but try this
https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/56f81c7f-b308-4ef6-8409-d5a1c81e9812.webp

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Pfft, that's for amateurs.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/965df50b-7951-44de-bc02-f9672edb5fee.jpeg

no_comment OP ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f5b63f35-40c9-4e49-b7bd-2358842496a2.jpeg

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Goes great on this

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/aba1d6d2-7321-4dcf-b99c-368d155e58bb.png

MacNCheezus , (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I just eat hot sauce for breakfast, hold the eggs.

PS: 2,500 Scoville is amateur territory, Sriracha has that much. Tabasco also makes a Scorpion sauce that clocks in around 25,000.

harmsy ,
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I've never been much of a sauce guy. I regularly cook with habanero powder instead.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Ok, but like statistically, most of them folk would be unable to get the gun (or the sauce) out of their boots when not at least sitting down.

Then again, sitting whilst eating eggs is customary, and if they misbehave, well, use case confirmed.

sukhmel ,

Maybe it's just an elaborate bottle opener for when that stubborn cap isn't bloody cooperating

Evil_Shrubbery ,

... not that the stubborn cap wouldn't get shot at first ... (with a regular gun, or with an elaborate gun disguised as a bottle opener)

thehatfox ,
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

“There’s a snake gun in my boot!”

Geometrinen_Gepardi ,

Why is there a gun in that boot?

crony ,
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America

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

Fuck yeah!

phorq ,

Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there's a hole in my foot...

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Had to get the snake out

ChihuahuaOfDoom , (edited )

Walking around with shit in my boots rubbing against my legs would drive me crazy. (Edited for clarity, my nuts are self driving)

postnataldrip ,

You're thinking of a steering wheel down the pants

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