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phorq ,

Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

phorq ,

You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter

phorq ,

Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there's a hole in my foot...

phorq ,

There's something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again...

phorq ,

Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential...

phorq ,

I already know what I did wrong, I said "thanks, you too" when the person at the concessions said "enjoy the movie". Doesn't mean I'm not gonna cringe...

phorq ,

I'll take your word for it as I live in one of the US state.

phorq ,

The solution? Sidewalks on a hot day. Gotta burn those trees down and start paving... to save the trees...

phorq ,

Sounds like she's trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that's wife material!

phorq ,

Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn't seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to...

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