Metal Memes

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Skullgrid , in Absofuckinglutely agreeing with this
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Ozzy sounds like a crackhead that wandered into the black sabbath rehersals, which is basically what he is/was

and by god the atmosphere that brought to their first 8 albums hasn't been fulfilled by any of the better singers sabbath had.

Also, his solo stuff isn't as good as the sabbath stuff, the 80s pretty much ruined the atmosphere of that band.

dustyData , in Absofuckinglutely agreeing with this

My pet theory is that Ozzy Osbourne is actually in regular contact with aliens and frequently travels with them on a time paradox way, decades for him, just days on earth. Thus his confusion is genuine, he really doesn't know what planet he is on and his mind is more filled with alien customs than humans. Also, that is why he acts like such an old person, his body is old but his mind is even older.

Definitely it wasn't the drugs, no sire.

Blackout , in Toronto, it's worse than Sweden.
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Is that guy's name Murderface by chance?

tulliandar ,

This question phills me with sadness. The world is philled with uncultured philistines. I’ll have to console myself with some philafels, and phillatio. to phil you in, that’s “Philthy Animal”. He philled the role of drummer in Motörhead

DogPeePoo , in What the birds are really saying

The SLAYER tat on his neck though 🤣🤣💀

Etterra , in What the birds are really saying

Meanwhile...

Duck: I love bread!

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Raining bread!

SlopppyEngineer , in What the birds are really saying

Little dinosaurs

https://youtu.be/Dgl2ihKg09Y

Rolando , in What the birds are really saying

One of their best songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VtEvoeKA0

numbermess , in Toronto, it's worse than Sweden.

I stopped watching TV when I was six months old
Because it was so boring and stupid
And started reading books
And going to recitals
And art galleries

I don't go to recitals anymore
Because my hearing is too sensitive
And I don't go to art galleries anymore
Because there are people there
And I can't deal with people
Because they don't understand me

I stay home
Reading books that are beneath me
And working on my work
Which no one understands

I am sensitive
I am a sensitive artist

-- King Missile

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time, it's detachable.

-- King Missile

MelonYellow ,
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Goddamnit that's perfect

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Toronto, it's worse than Sweden.

Punctuation is cool.

Nomad OP ,

But they were

BigChungus , in It's like magic
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I’m sorry officer, but speed limits don’t apply when the solo to Free Bird kicks in

olutukko , in It's like magic

I think mötley crüe is very mediocre in terms of music. kinda meh in all aspects.

I do have respect towards them because of their attitude. those guys just decided to be rockstars and did it. amazing

recklessengagement , in It's like magic

I got a nasty ticket cuz I got way too into listening to "Brain Power" -_-

JimSamtanko , in It's like magic

Actually laughed out loud. This was funny! Though, Ribbons by Sisters of Mercy does this for me.

Retreaux , in It's like magic

I got my first speeding ticket on high school blasting Rock You Like A Hurricane by the Scorpions, I understand this disease. This song is also most likely to be the one I get my next one to though hahaha, it's an absolute high octane thrill fest of a jam.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Here I am

HydraulicMonkey , in It's like magic

For me that would be Spiderbait's cover of Black Betty

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