shinigamiookamiryuu ,

Anything I'd otherwise do.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Shitting with the bathroom door open.

HappycamperNZ ,

Whats stopping you?

My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?

HappycamperNZ ,

I thought the scientific name was birthday hole.

TIL

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Never heard this one.
Plz explain.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.

TipRing ,

Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Lucky guy.

Delta_V ,

Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Yeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.

HappycamperNZ ,

Don't let your dreams stay only dreams

rikudou ,

With the poop crap knife?

recapitated ,

Read this in Rodney Dangerfield voice

acockworkorange ,

I KNEW IT!

YurkshireLad ,

Relax?

xigoi ,
@xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Those who are currently in a bus or airplane would probably die.

GoofSchmoofer OP ,
@GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world avatar

Only those that are piloted by men... because I'm going to assume you don't mean that women can't/don't drive busses or fly planes?

tja ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

About 90% of pilots are men.

xigoi ,
@xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

That’s why I said “probably”.

bradorsomething ,

We should look at air traffic control as well… I know it’s viewed as a mostly male job, but I have no idea what the percentages are.

Also do the men magically reappear where the plane was?

acockworkorange ,

Weeeeeeeeeeeee……

afraid_of_zombies ,

Also do the men magically reappear where the plane was?

It's raining men.....

lvxferre , (edited )
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

I believe that less than it looks like.

While only 5% of the pilots are women, flight attendants receive basic training for emergency situations, such as when the pilot is incapacitated. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of them could actually land a plane in a life-and-death situation, or at least find a passenger who can.

With buses the picture is a bit brighter. If I had to guess, 20% of the bus drivers around the world are female? And a missing driver doesn't automatically spells your death - the bus might be going slow due to traffic, and a lot of people are able to at least step on a brake.

EDIT: I'm genuinely curious about the downvotes. If I said something that is either factually wrong (false) or morally wrong (sexist, insensitive, etc.), feel free to point out, as I can't guess anything based on downvotes alone.

Alternatively, if the downvotes are due to a faulty reasoning, then please show the flaw.

rikudou ,

Also, if you have a driver's license, you probably know enough to safely stop a bus even if your license is for personal vehicles only. And while I don't know the numbers, I'm pretty sure the percentage is much higher.

lvxferre ,
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

Yup. The main concern in the bus situation is how suddenly the driver disappeared vs. reaction time of the passengers. If it's sudden enough, and the bus is fast enough, even if all passengers were able to drive it, odds are that it'll still crash.

thawed_caveman ,

Yeah but what percentage of air traffic controllers are women? Those that are will have to coordinate a lot more landings than usual.

Aux ,

Flight attendants won't be landing anything without flight controllers. Especially in busy airports like Heathrow. Even if you leave men pilots in place and only remove men traffic controllers, all the planes will crash.

HootinNHollerin ,

Goin for gasps and got one from me lol

ryan213 ,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Eat, sleep, JO, sleep, etc.

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Chilling with bears, if I understand recent events correctly.

toothpaste_sandwich ,

I think I missed this, what is being referred to here?

themusicman ,

Viral hypothetical "would you rather spend a night in the woods with a bear or a man". Toxic men getting butthurt when women chose the bear

eltimablo ,

It's toxic to not want to be treated like a monster for something I didn't do?

rikudou ,

Yes, you're a man, so you should suffer because equality, hurr durr. And you're a misogynist if you say something. And you're a racist if you point out it's the same as saying "black people are [insert stereotype here]".

Welcome to online interactions of the latest decade! Luckily I don't encounter this hostility for having been born with a penis in real life, otherwise I'd probably just gone and killed myself, it's unpleasant enough being the public enemy online.

But hey, everything's fair when it comes to revenge equality!

squid_slime ,
@squid_slime@lemm.ee avatar

The tables have turned my friend O.o

But seriously I hardly notice this stuff, and females have historically been treated miserably

AceSLS ,

females have historically been treated miserably

*People not born into wealth and power

FTFY

squid_slime , (edited )
@squid_slime@lemm.ee avatar

Yea like the brother never inherited the family business, and the brother was sold off to a rich older lady to marry, or the brother for goes university in place of his sister, the brother having a bastard child meant he was ostracized from the family and sent to a Catholic nunnery to learn the ways of god.

Women have historically been repressed through out many culture in history and even to present wealth be damned.

SouthEndSunset ,

Yes, but women get treated worse.

rikudou ,

So were men. And children. And everyone in between, unless they had money. We're not living in a patriarchy and haven't for quite a few millennia. It's the rich ruling the poor.

Railing5132 ,

. <--- the point

X <--- you

rikudou , (edited )

. <--- the point

Y <--- you

TheRaven ,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

Women were talking about men in general. Some men took it as though they specifically were being targeted. If women don’t feel comfortable running alone at night because men can be predators, men in general should listen. When I hear that, I don’t take offence. I’m with you, I’ve never done anything. But we should be trying to figure out ways that women can feel more comfortable around men. Women shouldn’t need to feel like they have their guard up, and listening is the first step.

eltimablo ,

I am listening, and what I'm hearing is that I, as an innocent person, am a source of terror for someone I've never met because of a fact of my biology that I have no control over. I have no ability to change the feelings of someone else, because no matter what, those feelings are only able to be changed by the person feeling them. I can say I'm innocent and not a threat until I'm blue in the face, I can act as non-threatening as I possibly can, I can leave women alone in public. None of that matters because I'm not the one with the power over those feelings.

TheRaven ,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

No. You’re not a source of terror. But people don’t know that. They just see a man. The issue isn’t with you, it’s with common experiences women have had with men.

There are so many bears that don’t hurt humans. But humans carry bear spray just in case the one they encounter is dangerous.

eltimablo ,

The issue isn’t with you, it’s with common experiences women have had with men.

And that's exactly the problem. I'm not those men. I have no intention of acting like those men. Yet I'm still scared that I'm going to get pepper sprayed anyway just for asking a woman for directions.

moody ,

You're afraid that a woman might pepper spray you if you scare her, while she's afraid you'll kill her if she upsets you.

JovialMicrobial ,

Unfortunately dangerous men don't wear signs around their necks. They just look like normal dudes. It's the false positive vs false negative. A false positive results in the woman walking away and maybe an awkward moment between two people. A false negative can result in being raped and/or murdered. That's really what it boils down to. Women just want to stay safe.

Railing5132 ,

Buddy, you're throwing off such strong "nice guy" vibes you're squicking me out, and I'm a 50-something year old, hairy, straight dude!

eltimablo ,

That's on you, pal. I don't feel entitled to anything but the same basic respect I give anyone, man, woman, or otherwise. All I want is not to be looked at as an existential threat just for existing and I really don't think that's unreasonable.

Clent ,

You say you're listening but all you're hearing is how what is being said affects you.

You appear to see yourself as a victim. This makes you more dangerous than a bear.

The bear won't take a women's fear of it personally. It will want to avoid confrontation.

You will definitely take it personal. You appear willing to confront them for their fear. You will demand they not be afraid of you, because you are innocent. The scenario is one of a thousand reasons they choose the bear.

eltimablo ,

A bear isn't trying to find a dating partner in a human woman...

You're sick in the head if you think being depressed over being labelled an existential threat makes me dangerous.

Railing5132 ,

Found the incel.

eltimablo ,

Feel better?

emeralddawn45 ,

Are you fucked in the head? I am a man and I take no insult to this. In fact I agree, I would also rather be in the woods with a bear than with a random man. Imagine it differently for a second to maybe gain some perspective. Would you rather spend the night in the forest or in jail with the scariest ass don't drop the soap motherfuckers and no guards? That's basically what this question is like for women. A bear is generally just going to ignore you.

Nibodhika ,

Whites were talking about blacks in general. Some black people took it as though they specifically were being targeted. If white people don’t feel comfortable running alone at night because blacks can be predators, black people in general should listen. When I hear that, I don’t take offence. I’m with you, I’ve never done anything. But we should be trying to figure out ways that whites can feel more comfortable around blacks. Whites shouldn’t need to feel like they have their guard up, and listening is the first step.

Every time you hear a claim about women/men replace with white and blacks, if you sound like a racist asshole, then you're being a sexist asshole. This also applies for other stuff, including just reverting roles, if just by doing that you're able to make your argument sound straight from the KKK, you know it's a bad argument.

That's not to say that women shouldn't feel like that, or that there isn't a problem in our society, but the same can be said about white/black situation. The difference is that most people (at least non racist assholes) understand that a higher criminality among black people has nothing to do with their skin tone, and is instead a consequence of historical factors perpetuated by social injustice, so they understand why generalized statements such as the one you made are problematic. But with the men/women people in general think it's different, they think that men are inherently more violent or whatever, so their broad statements get less judgement, let's not forget that up until recently that was also the general consensus about race as well.

In short if you do broad generalizations like that you ARE being an asshole, and people will feel attacked. And what's worse is that those people are more likely to then align with someone who opposes your views which oftentimes means right wing Nazis just because they're not attacking them.

Hadriscus ,

lol that doesn't make any sense. Why would you replace something with something completely different and expect it to work the same ?

Nibodhika ,

Because at its core your argument is "group of people X feels threatened by group of people Y, but group Y should listen and not feel attacked if someone from group X tells them group Y is dangerous". Replacing group X and Y by any group of people should give you an idea of why this is a bad argument. In other words I'm just applying analogical reasoning to your argument to showcase that in an analogous situation the same argument would be considered aggressive.

Granted, it's not always possible to substitute groups, but if your counterargument is that the substitutions are not analogous you need to present evidence of why that is the case. In other words, why do you think this argument applies to women who are afraid of men but not to whites that are afraid of blacks.

Hadriscus ,

Look, I'm not the person you replied to, let's start with that. Second, no, I don't have to justify countering that absurd sophism that you did. It's on you to make sense in the first place

Nibodhika ,

Ok,sorry, didn't see it was someone different, in any case at its core his argument was that.

You're making a claim that those two are different, it's impossible to prove a negative so I can't prove that they're not different because even if I pointed to 99 metrics that made it the same that doesn't mean that there doesn't exist a metric by which they're different.

I've explained my reasoning, they're analogous groups, so if you can point to a relevant metric by which they're different then my argument would be invalid. Let me explain, one could argue that it's different because women are mostly attacked by men, but statistically speaking whites are also attacked more by blacks, and again one can easily see that that's a bad argument to claim blacks are criminals, therefore the other form of it is a bad argument to claim men are rapist. Any meaningful metric I can think of has the same problem, i.e it also applies to the white/black version.

And no, you're not forced to reply, but that does sound like confirmation that you couldn't think of any meaningful metric by which my analogy fails.

Cryophilia ,

How is it any different? It's discrimination. Not cool, no matter which group is doing it to which other group.

beardown ,

If Christians don’t feel comfortable getting on a plane because Muslims can be terrorists, Muslims in general should listen.

themusicman ,

Nobody said the man is you bro...

Cryophilia ,

"It's okay, you're one of the good ones. Not like those uppitty n******."

TimewornTraveler ,
stoy ,

You are taking the bait, this question was never about the actual answers, but rather the male response to being told that we men pose a risk to women, this question was just asked to generate responses from men, proving their point that men are angry and dangerous.

hungryphrog ,
@hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No one thinks you're a monster. We simply don't know if you are one. Women's safety is more important than your feelings, period.

beardown ,

Women's safety is more important than your feelings, period.

Which is how Emmitt Till was murdered

Because this logic is mainly used to target and murder black and brown men, and always has been in the United States

stoy , (edited )

That entire question was just pure rage bait from the start, without even resulting in any useful data

To whoever asked the question in the first place, I congratulate you for comming up with the perfect rage bait question.

MudSkipperKisser ,

I googled “congestulate” to see if there was any chance that was an actual word

stoy ,

Typoman, typoman does whatever a typoman does, especially on mobile while on a bus

SouthEndSunset ,

That entire question was just pure rage bait

Isn’t that the point though? The fact that the question was asked and rather than think “shit, could we be better?”, some men are literally seething with anger about it?

stoy ,

I get what you mean, but mostly disagree, the options given as the answer is too broad.

I mean, if the man was in the forest to pick berries, and focusing on that and the bear was a female bear with cubs, the situation is completely different from a man wearing a mask and sunglasses staring at the woman and a black bear crossing the path to go and sleep.

The question is too generic to draw any usable conclusions from.

The best response to seeing the answers would have been for men to just ignore it, or say that they are sad to learn the results but that the question is mostly meningless

RIPandTERROR ,
@RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works avatar

Men-ingless 🧐

SouthEndSunset ,

And yet, given how broad the possibilities are, women are still choosing the bear.

stoy ,

This is still a purely theoretical choise, and since they won't face any immediate consequences from their response, they might as well use the question for their own shock factor to try and make a point.

I wonder if all women who actually had to choose between getting into a forrest alone with a bear nearby or get into a different forrest alone with a man nearby would actually pick the bear.

But I hope that no one ever has to make this choice.

beardown ,

I imagine that black men view the question as particularly insulting

Because we live in a country that already perceives black men as animals.

So seeing so many women recently affirm that perception likely is extremely isolating. Because this is the sort of ideology that gets black men murdered

Fizz ,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

why would black men find a thread full of comments about women fearing for their safety to be insulting?

beardown , (edited )

Because white tears cause black scars. As Emmitt Till found out

When men are seen as threats, this translates into the murder of men, particularly those who are in national minority groups. Black, brown, immigrant, Muslim, etc men are threatened by this type of discourse, at least within the United States

Which is kind of what BLM was all about - that black men are just people and are not dangerous super predators like many white people, including white women, seem to think

SouthEndSunset ,

America might see black men as animals, but I don’t think the UK is quite there yet. Also, the question doesn’t mention race or skin tone, so I’m not sure how we got there.

beardown ,

The UK does not have a good history on race. Or on welcoming immigrants. Hence Brexit. And, also, the entirety of the British Empire.

The human brain has an ability to understand implicit narratives without a thing needing to be explicitly stated. If you ask a person to imagine a dangerous and strange man, I very much doubt that most Western people are honestly going to imagine a man that is white. Which is what this question is actually all about

SouthEndSunset ,

Ummmm…yeah. Ok.

The U.K. is incredibly ethnically diverse. I was a huge Remain person, but not everyone that voted Leave did so because of race. Sort out your own prejudices mate and stop projecting.

beardown ,

The UK is one of the most xenophobic western countries. And left the EU largely because your white boomers are so terrified of brown migrants that they destroyed their own economic future to get away from them. Similar to Americans voting for trump out of fear of Mexicans and migrant caravans.

SouthEndSunset ,

Sorry mate, I just wanted to take the piss out of your US defaultism, and this ridiculous idea that everyone thinks the man is brown.

I will acknowledge the U.K. has race issues, but it’s not quite what you’re making out.

Shelena ,

To be honest, I was thinking about the man who was trying to show me his penis when I was hiking in the woods a couple of weeks ago, when I heard this question. He was white. Actually all men that harassed me were white, thinking about it now.

Racist stereotypes are a real issue and I am not trying to deny that. And if women needed to imagine some hypothetical situation when thinking about dangerous men, you might be right. However, I think you might be underestimating the number of women who have been harassed, or worse. Most women do not need to imagine, they can just remember.

Flax_vert ,

It would depend on the man surely? And possibly the bear, now thinking 🤔

afraid_of_zombies ,

I would take any human over a fucking bear. It's a bear. It is far more adapted to the woods than I am. At least with another human I have some chance. Jesus how are you people not terrified of a animal thathas claws, can climb trees, can outrun you, is stronger than you, and is a predator when presumably you would have nothing resembling a weapon on you.

Cocodapuf ,

The difference is, the bear doesn't want to attack you.

Cryophilia ,

You don't know that.

You also don't know the man does want to attack you.

afraid_of_zombies ,

I don't know how you determined any of that.

athos77 ,

Take a long walk in the darkening woods. Sleep in the open on the beach. Go to a bar and get blackout drunk.

xePBMg9 ,

Forest is pretty scary at night.

muse ,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Go jogging at night and not worried about being attacked.

Or for anyone who gets pissy at that, idk, get mauled by a bear i guess

Badeendje ,
@Badeendje@lemmy.world avatar

Get mauled by a bear.. gold! Have my up vote

uriel238 ,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I'm pissy about it but because it's a valid concern, and you should be able to jog at night.

I can walk my dog at night in a rough neighborhood but my wife feels its to risky for her to leave the complex. That sucks and I wish our society was better.

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer ,

As a man, I still would not go jogging at night because that's just generally unsafe. That's how you get mugged, regardless of sex.

muse ,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Yeah... by male muggers.

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer ,

"yeah.... by male Nazis"

~ you

statist43 ,

Even if there are women muggers, they mostly tend to be men. I dont think your nazi comment makes sense bro

qooqie ,

These kinds of questions are dumb af. Why? What do you think would reasonably happen if half the population disappeared in an instant? You don’t know when they’re coming back you just know they’re gone.

LibertyLizard ,
@LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net avatar

Instant economic and infrastructure collapse as 50% of human labor is now missing.

afraid_of_zombies ,

It's only a day.

LibertyLizard ,
@LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net avatar

Yeah most people would survive but the electricity grid would probably go down, roads and airports would be shut down due to a instantaneous huge number of crashes, fires started might not be able to be put out due to lack of firefighters and no way to transport their equipment, etc. So not quite apocalyptic but probably comparable to a natural disaster or war across the entire earth.

MeanEYE ,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Okay, all electricity goes out, planes start falling, sewage gets clogged, no more coal for heating so that goes away as well, no plumbers and repair men to fix shit. So, I'd assume a chaos.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Electricity would probably work for a day. Sewage plants have backup generators and can usually last a while even without them. It's mostly a gravity feed process. Except the wet well but they are always oversized.

MeanEYE , (edited )
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Grid is constantly adjusted by adding and removing power plants from the system to meet the demand. This process is not always automated because frequency needs to be synced and sometimes that's really hard to do automatically. For solar it shouldn't be a problem, wind, steam and hydro are different beasts. Here's a nice video showing the process of connecting hydroelectric power plant.

Edit: Here's another video on the subject. Worth the watch.

Feathercrown ,
afraid_of_zombies ,

There was a note that said this.

morphballganon ,

It's hypothetical. You need the ability to grasp abstraction to participate.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

enjoy driving and parking lots without dealing with this small-penis-overcompensating-car-stereo bullshit

rikudou ,

Yaay, another day, another person making fun of a medical condition and linking it to macho behaviour.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

"Small penis" is a euphemism/metaphor to describe men who act like obnoxious douchebags because they're compensating for some undisclosed physical/psychosocial/emotional insecurity.

Can anyone provide reasons why men intentionally equip their cars with ear-damaging, bone-rattling, illegal decibels of obnoxious maddening noise? This accomplishes nothing for them other than everyone hating them and labeling them as douchebags. People like that are the reason I intentionally do not own a gun because I would lose control with it the first time a car like that comes within my sight.

tyrant ,

Because we're cavemen and must show others our big stick. Look! Go bang!

electric ,

I am glad I am not the only one who thinks about shooting at loud cars and bikers. I genuinely would if I could.

rikudou ,

I know what the euphemism stands for. But reverse the situation, put small tits somewhere in the sentence and suddenly it's big bad.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who tries to imagine what people will feel like when reading stuff. And I'm imagining a guy whose only "crime" is having been born with a small penis and having to constantly read how that makes him a macho.

Why does everyone forget how to behave when it comes to men? Y'all are being quite disgusting.

SqueakyBeaver ,
@SqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Nah if someone was being a douche because they were compensating for a lack of tits, I'd say they're in the small tits club.

As it stands though, it's just kind of the saying because of some random cultural thing that dates back to at least Shrek probably. (Don't judge me for my timeframe)

TK420 ,

Q: Reason why I intentionally have a great car stereo?

A: I’m a junglist.

Q: What does it accomplish?

A: makes me feel better.

Q: what is your trauma that you feel the need to shoot people that like music you do not?

A: nothing, you are just in need of help.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Do you have other sociopathic traits which cause you to thoughtlessly selfishly behave in ways that disturb others/wake people up with heart attacks/wake up sleeping babies/cause noise pollution, for your own pleasure? Do you feel like silence is an uncomfortable void that must always be filled? Do you not realize that silence is the neutral mode in which we all live peaceably, and when silence is broken it's best done purposefully & meaningfully, not obnoxious & intrusive & selfish? Who wants to hear your music? YOU do. No one else does.

WEAR HEADPHONES.

TK420 ,

That’s against the law so no.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

What's against the law? Wearing headphones? You're the only one who wants to hear your music. Wear headphones.

TK420 ,

You are a stupid fuck that doesn’t listen. It’s against the law to wear headphone while driving. What the fuck is your problem?

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Keep your car music at a volume that only you can hear. Nobody else wants to hear it. And if you wear headphones while driving, at least that will get you thrown in jail or suspended driver license so society will be better without people like you out there.

TK420 ,

No, but thanks for the suggestion fuck face.

pb42184 ,

Fwiw I like car sourced public music

electric ,

That's not a medical condition. What are you smoking?

PrincessLeiasCat ,

Playing online multiplayer using mic chat.

RHSJack ,

...damn it. You win the entire thread.

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer ,

Undisputed best comment in the whole thread, as proven by vote.

Kacarott ,

I would be so curious to see what the player counts of different games were during the 24 hours. Sometimes it feels like there are almost no women playing games, because they (understandably) never use mic

Alice ,
@Alice@hilariouschaos.com avatar

I'm a crazy enough woman by myself so I'd lock myself in my apartment

lvxferre ,
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

I asked my sister and my mum this question.

Sister: she'd be working as usual. Her only co-worker in their small biz is also a woman, so no issue. She asked about her male cats first, before asking about my nephew and BIL.

Mum: she said that she'd be eating air fryer French fries and ice cream through the day and watching movies. She can't be arsed to cook. (I'm usually the one cooking here.)

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer ,

I like your family, they sound like good people.

slingstone ,
captainlezbian ,

Start?

xePBMg9 ,

Feel like 24 hours is too little to do anything special with. Would have been a little more interesting question if the timespan would have been longer. A year?

Fredselfish ,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Someone read Sleeping Beauties by Stephen and Own King and just reverse the plot. I think women would handle a world without males a lot better.

There is actually a Sliders episode that raised that question too and how such a society would function.

sexual_tomato ,

Endgame snap but the 50/50 split is male/female. So every man is gone for 3 years.

morphballganon ,

Wasn't it 5 years

sexual_tomato ,

Probably, idk, it's not like I could find the answer in less time than it took to type this.

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