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JesusSon , (edited ) to Music in Kinky Friedman, Proudly Eccentric Texas Singer-Songwriter, Dead at 79
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I got really into his books and music for a while. One day in the summer of 2004 I was on the hunt. Earlier in the day I had scored 2 boxes of Cuban Montecristo No.2 from a dude who sold that kind of shit.

I set off with a shirt pocket stuff full of Cuban cigars and started looking for a paperback copy of Curse of the Missing Doll Head. At the time I lived in a little town in North Texas and was striking out everywhere, but that day I was in San Antonio for the cigars. I hit all the Half Priced books and only found the book in hardback. I was giving up and headed back to where I was staying when I saw a little used bookstore in a shopping center. It was tucked back in the corner and I had never seen it before.

I went in and headed to the mystery section and there it was, one copy in paperback. I grabbed it and went to the cookbooks and quickly became oblivious to my surroundings. After spending about 2 hours going through the cookbooks and old magazines, they had an amazing amount of old Good Housekeeping, I went to pay for my couple of books and realized the place was packed.

I was halfway to the counter when this dude in a cowboy hat and a black and white western-patterned leather sports coat walked in everyone was clapping. I was like "Must be Burt Reynolds or something" and went to pay. The lady checked me out and asked me if I wanted to buy Kinky Friedman's new book for the signing. The light bulb is on. Burt Reynolds was something alright, it was Kinky Friedman.

I bought his new book The Prisoner of Vandam Street and got in line. It took about 30 minutes to get to him and I was one of the last 10 or so people. He took my book, asked my name, signed it with some witty remark, and looked up at me to hand it back and shake my hand when he saw the pointed end of the two Montecristos I had left sticking out of my shirt pocket. He asked me what I had. I told him "Cuban Montecristo No.2, just opened the box today" and I handed him one. He stood up and shook my hand and told me to hang on a minute.

He finished signing the rest of the line and then sat outside with me and we smoked those last two cigars. He signed a couple more books for me and we talked about Austin and my small North Texas town and the music there, and then he had to split. He said next time the cigar was on him or something clever like that and split.

I wish I could remember it better but I am glad it is fuzzy, it makes it sort of like a mystery or some stupid shit like that. I gave away 2 of the 3 Vandam Street books to friends who were fans and a few years later I lost the other two books in a flood in Houston.

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Assman ,
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What are you saving your enter key for? Let's see some paragraphs dawg

JesusSon ,
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Lol, fair enough. I am on my phone and it keeps deleting the breaks. I will split it up when I get home.

Kiernian , to Music in Kinky Friedman, Proudly Eccentric Texas Singer-Songwriter, Dead at 79

First Mojo, now Kinky.

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autotldr Bot , to World News in Israel Defense Forces Spokesman Grilled on Palestinian Civilian Deaths During Hostage Rescue

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An Israel Defense Forces (IDF) rescue mission recovered four hostages from Hamas custody on Saturday but killed dozens of Palestinians and injured hundreds.

ABC’s Martha Raddatz interviewed an IDF spokesperson and questioned him about the number of civilians killed and injured during the operation.

Lerner said that IDF forces “came under fire from a 360-degree threat: RPGs, AK-47s, explosive devices on the way, mortar rounds” before blaming civilian casualties on “how Hamas is battling us on the battleground.”

According to The Jerusalem Post, Hamas released a message stating that other Israeli hostages were killed by IDF forces during the rescue mission.

U.S. National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan called the civilian deaths and injuries “tragic” and encouraged Hamas to accept the ceasefire deal that President Joe Biden has put forth.

It’s been the same issue with fuel,” Karin Huster, a French-American trauma nurse and medical coordinator for Doctors Without Borders in Gaza, tells Rolling Stone.


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hal_5700X , to Movies in Zombie Sequel '28 Years Later' Sets June 2025 Release
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I have a bad feeling about this.

AI_toothbrush , to Not The Onion in Milo Yiannopoulos Parts Ways With Kanye West Over Yeezy Porn Plan

The more i read about this and the guy the more complicated and fucked up this whole thing becomes. This whole situation is just so fucking goofy.

TriPolarBearz ,

The judge says to Mickey, “I can’t grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy.”

“I didn’t say she was crazy,” says Mickey, “I said she was fucking Goofy!”

SpaghettiYeti , to Not The Onion in Milo Yiannopoulos Parts Ways With Kanye West Over Yeezy Porn Plan

Who?

ILikeBoobies ,

Gay political commentator

Singer

jeffw OP ,

Gay? He was “cured” years ago!

ILikeBoobies ,

Does his husband know?

TriPolarBearz ,

Notice his hat in the picture says Make America Straight Again!

xc2215x , to Not The Onion in Milo Yiannopoulos Parts Ways With Kanye West Over Yeezy Porn Plan

Not surprised Milo would want out.

minibyte , (edited ) to Not The Onion in Milo Yiannopoulos Parts Ways With Kanye West Over Yeezy Porn Plan

Yeezy is doing gay porn now, cool. Do we think he’s a top or a bottom?

Plopp ,

If he could, both, at the same time.

dsco ,

With himself.

Iapar ,

Bottom. Like a bottom feeder. Because he is a gay fish.

TIN , to Not The Onion in Milo Yiannopoulos Parts Ways With Kanye West Over Yeezy Porn Plan

I forgot that clown existed

jonne ,

Not even sure which one you're referring to, but I agree regardless.

Badeendje , to Not The Onion in Milo Yiannopoulos Parts Ways With Kanye West Over Yeezy Porn Plan
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Back to obscurity for the creep. Headlines with his name are not good.

gregorum , to Not The Onion in Milo Yiannopoulos Parts Ways With Kanye West Over Yeezy Porn Plan
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There must’ve been an age limit. No “ephebephelia”, no Milo.

eveninghere , to Politics in Trump Says He’d Deport ‘Anti-American’ Protesters in Bizarre Rally Speech

This post shows why I prefer fediverse over Reddit. On Reddit this post would be flooded with rants going like"people who don't vote Biden over antisemitic protests are the problem!!!"

t3rmit3 , to Politics in Trump Says He’d Deport ‘Anti-American’ Protesters in Bizarre Rally Speech

Nothing bizarre about that, right wing chuds have had those "if you don't love America, LEAVE", and, "if this flag offends you, I'll help you pack" shirts and bumper stickers for ages.

Just the usual "obedience as patriotism" shtick that bootlickers do.

pbjamm ,
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As someone who did choose to leave the USA, it is not as easy as they make it out to be. I honestly would probably have given up on the idea if I did not have dual citizenship. It is expensive and difficult.

HumanPenguin ,
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Yep lots of the right wing in the world. Assume they are the only nation with immigration restrictions.

It seems to be a natural assumption from the its us against the world attitude.

HumanPenguin ,
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The big difference here. Someone who has held the highest position in the US. Still believes he has no legal limits when it comes to his actions on US citizens.

And is attempting to get voted in on promises based on that idea.

"If the president dose it. Its not illegal"

eveninghere ,

Yes. If that looks bizarre, they've forgotten his Presidency.

TachyonTele , to Movies in Zombie Sequel '28 Years Later' Sets June 2025 Release

28 years is a long time, and the zombies can die of starvation. If it's still post apocalyptic that'd be really far-fetched. That's more than enough time for things to go back to normal.

(Taking off nerd glasses now)

agamemnonymous ,
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Any story set after an apocalypse is post-apocalyptic. Back to normal is pretty optimistic even for 28 years. Maybe the whole premise is shifted from "zombies" to "long-term consequences of a relatively short period of zombies"? It's an interesting angle that doesn't get a lot of attention. What does happen when the zombies finally die off? How does that affect society decades down the road?

autotldr Bot , to Politics in Trump Says He’d Deport ‘Anti-American’ Protesters in Bizarre Rally Speech

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Much like the college administrators who called the cops on student protesters, Donald Trump‘s solution to quash any political uprising appears to be using the force of the state.

Trump also alleged the campus protesters are being funded by President Joe Biden’s political donors, echoing a Politico story that Rolling Stone debunked.

He has previously compared the campus protesters at Columbia University to the Jan. 6 insurrectionists, although he distinguishes the former as destructive and damaging and the latter group as “unbelievable patriots.”

Trump had been discussing Biden’s “open border,” alleging that criminals and “people from insane asylums and mental institutions” were coming into the U.S., a popular topic in his rally speeches.

The moment is not the first time Trump has mentioned Lecter during a campaign stop, having referenced him in an apparent mix-up with the actor who portrayed the character, Anthony Hopkins, during a speech in Iowa last October.

The rally comes after the fourth week of Trump’s hush money trial, where the former president is charged on suspicion of 34 counts of falsifying business records stemming from payments made to former porn star Stormy Daniels ahead of the 2016 election.


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