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NegativeLookBehind ,
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Will you please stop ejaculating on the fruits, I can’t believe I have to tell you this again

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Cuddle please

Cuddle please

Must fight

No. Only cuddle.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Vince would be proud. Just don’t kill anyone like he did.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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When I used to try and ask AI for help, most of the time it would just give me fake command combinations or reference some made-up documentation

OneDrive automatically backups folders in Windows 11 without users' permissions ( windowsreport.com )

According to the latest reports, Windows 11 has made an independent choice by automatically turning on OneDrive folder backup for Desktop, Pictures, Documents, Music, and Video folders without your permission. This signifies that, whether you approve or not, everything is becoming coordinated with the cloud....

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When you download something without permission, you’re a criminal

When MicroShit does it, it’s a feature

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I will happily sit at a gate for 2 hours waiting for a plane, instead of rushing to catch it.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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The look on her face says “ah, shit. Here we go. Just another day with all these fuckin’ tubes”

NegativeLookBehind ,
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My cat would be in full murder mode for such treason

NegativeLookBehind , (edited )
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OP, if you’re capable of reading, check out the book called “Daemon” by Daniel Suarez

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My word…this is remarkable. He’s…he’s learning

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I work in IT and I don’t like following rules

NegativeLookBehind ,
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I’m insulted that you would even ask me that. We are no longer internet friends.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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You shall lie soulless in the wake of Debian’s righteous slaughter

NegativeLookBehind ,
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“Which programming language will kill you the fastest? One man searches for the answer.”

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Might I refer you to Brainfuck, or perhaps Whitespace?

What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?

The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don't want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Make sure the RAM is seated correctly. If the tabs on the sides of the modules are not fully locked, the module is not seated. This will cause the system not to boot.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Steam: Are you old enough to view this game? It has graphic content.

Me: Good morrow kind purveyor of magic entertainment-box wonders! I was born in the grand old year of nineteen hundred and eleven!

WanderingPoltergeist , to Gaming
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I've gotten back into Cyberpunk 2077; This game went from a disaster to becoming the version which should have been released! So many systems reworked, being able to ride the Metro in cinematic style, and the new story of Phantom Liberty makes this game great. It's still disappointing that the pool of romanceable characters is so small, with only one gay man in the entire line up. At least the other parts of Cyberpunk 2077 are so much stronger, like the lore about the Cyberpunk universe; talking about the game makes me want to continue my Phantom Liberty play session!

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Bullshit. Go back and watch the teaser trailers. Bet it still isn’t that game. How much did someone pay you to write this?

NegativeLookBehind ,
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I’m glad you’re enjoying the game, i wasn’t trying to take that away from you. I just didn’t agree with the statement that it’s the game it should have been.

‘What’s the Problem?’ Zelensky Challenges West Over Hesitations. ( www.nytimes.com )

With his army struggling to fend off fierce Russian advances all across the front, President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine urged the United States and Europe to do more to defend his nation, dismissing fears of nuclear escalation and proposing that NATO planes shoot down Russian missiles in Ukrainian airspace....

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I love it when people are happy to say “let’s just fuck around and find out” when it comes to all-out nuclear warfare and mutually assured destruction

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Oh, you wanted detergent! I thought you said detonation. My bad.

What are things considered romantic, to be avoided in a relationship?

My partner and I just had a talk about it. Basically, she celebrated her birthday today. I was on her party, and it was fun, but I left after around 2 hours to get home and relax a bit. After I arrived, a friend of mine texted me and asked me if I wanted to go to a lake and see the sunset. I agreed, we went to the lake and went...

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Wait, you left her on her birthday, to go watch a sunset with someone who is presumably of the opposite sex, and also swam with them in a lake?

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Let’s see, here’s a short list of awesome movies

Zoolander

Super Troopers

Anchorman

Dumb and dumber

And here’s a list of awesome sequels to those movies

NegativeLookBehind ,
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That movie was absolute trash

NegativeLookBehind ,
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A far cry from its original glory

Connected cars’ illegal data collection and use now on FTC’s “radar” ( arstechnica.com )

The Federal Trade Commission's Office of Technology has issued a warning to automakers that sell connected cars. Companies that offer such products "do not have the free license to monetize people’s information beyond purposes needed to provide their requested product or service," it wrote in a blog post on Tuesday. Just...

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FTC won’t do shit about it, calling it now

Obscure screw added so appliance cannot be disassembled ( lemmy.world )

Basic blender went bad (motor ran but spindle wasn't rotating). I wanted to disassemble to see if it could be repaired. Three of the four screws were Phillips head. I had to cut the casing open in order to discover why I couldn't unscrew the fourth. It was a slotted spanner.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Grab a dremel tool and make that piece of shit into a flathead

NegativeLookBehind ,
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What happened to the 60B? Genuinely curious.

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We’re outraged!

throws receipts for the bombs in the garbage

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