aeronmelon

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Reference acknowledged.

After all, we have CompuServe to thank for the proliferation of .gif.

aeronmelon ,

The original, and still the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7EAdPUqvQ

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Elppin is a good Dwarf name.

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Toy's R Us is, interestingly, still huge in Asia Pacific. In Japan, Babies R Us rivals other major childcare suppliers.

aeronmelon ,

Horse, be ambitious!

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[intense saxophone solo]

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Tried really hard to summon a portal to Oblivion.

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That's what it means to specialize.

You can detect a forklift before most other people can.

aeronmelon ,

Bender: "Don't knock it 'til you try it, meatbag."

aeronmelon ,

The trouble with Tribbles.

"Wait, wasn't there just five of them am
Moment ago?"

aeronmelon ,

Don't threaten me with a cleaner environment.

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I enjoy my ADHD in moderation.

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AI art = Derivative.

Al art = Derivative, yet somehow as good or even better than the original.

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Bottom one is Wilford Brimley and Dr. Robotnix's son.

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"Happy Arbor Day."

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Playing out the same way as the HomePod. Over engineered and expensive, doesn't sell as well as they thought it would, R&D halts and reboots the product line with something much cheaper and easier to make.

Instead of Apple Vision Pro 2, expect an 'Air' model.

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The mini is less prone to failure as the original, but I've heard a lot of people say that the sound is not that good.

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slaps own cheek

NAW!!

aeronmelon ,

There's a whole episode of The Cleveland Show (as in Cleveland Brown, the black character from Family Guy) where Cleveland gets upset at his neighbor friend for flying a Confederate flag on his house and finally tries to get rid of it. When he fails, he confronts the hick neighbor and calls him a racist. The neighbor doesn't understand why Cleveland is upset and when Cleveland points to the flag the neighbor says, "What, my Dukes of Hazard flag?"

Cleveland immediately realizes he approached the problem from the completely wrong angle and drops the matter indefinitely. They continue to be friends.

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Faced with the realization we are powerless to stop it, we simply admire it.

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"The Deep State doesn't want you to know that emails are free. I have 12 at home."

aeronmelon ,

Toy Story 4, Toy Story 5...

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"Fish Witch Demonstration of Casting Has Mages Guild Reeling"

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They rolled a 20 for foresight when they called the ship lost in the Delta Quadrant "Voyager."

No matter how far from home, Voyagers know how to get back to Earth somehow.

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Temba! His arms wide!

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Fat people in most countries: "I need to make sure I don't get so bad that I can't fit through this one-meter-wide door in a public building."

Fat people in America: "I'M SUING THE CITY UNTIL THEY MAKE A LAW THAT REQUIRES ALL DOORS TO BE TWO-METERS WIDE!!"

Edit: The meme insinuates that good healthcare would have prevented the disability, so the first disability that came to mind was obesity. My comment doesn't apply to everyone, obviously.

aeronmelon ,

Easily? Depends. But, yes, exercise does prevent and help heal quite a few disabilities.

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That might be slightly illegal.

That person might be slightly doomed.

Companies need to remember to change the login password BEFORE firing people with login passwords.

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Where's @FlyingSquid with a Riker trombone pic when you need them?

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"Recall, Recall, Recall~"

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"Fancy some cheese?"

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Someone should do an expose on all these people and talk about who they were and what they did before going full MAGA.

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There are many gays in northern Siberia, though.

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Some hate just transcends cultures.

aeronmelon ,

Katamari Damacy

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I thought that solar panels that old performed much worse or stopped working. Especially considering where the tech was in the 1990s.

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I just want one drone to hit the Kremlin. It's not going to help, but it would be so satisfying.

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They come straight from Putin's private bunker.

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The music video was done using the same computer-generated imagery program used to create the Money For Nothing video. It was the most expensive part of the movie.

Also, Dire Straits allowed the song parody on the condition that Mark Knopfler perform the guitar and Guy Fletcher perform the synthesizer. Which is why it sounds almost exactly like the original song and why the intro in particular feels so authentic.

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Reminds me of something...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ifQvQCO7Y

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c/literallytheonion

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Please be AI and not what passes for Photoshop these days.

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"When you secure an area, be sure to tell the enemy."

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Uh... this is not even the most hated on thing I've said this week. And it's Sunday for me.

I just assumed a bunch of bots were dunking on me for making fun of Russia losing territory it had just captured.

If this is really one of the dumbest things you've seen on Lemmy this year, consider yourself lucky.

aeronmelon ,

The (loosely translated) quote is from Sun Tzu's Art of War. That's the whole point - of course the opposing force doesn't care what territory you have declared secure. It infers that the only way to "inform" the enemy is to defend it with your life.

Yeah, Sun Tzu was indeed sarcastic.

Regardless how you feel about the quote or me, at least you used your words. That's better than most.

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I saw the image and chuckled a bit, then I scrolled down and saw the headline and cackled out loud... oh shit... this meme is about me, isn't it?

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Child: "Is it a keylogger?"

Arnold: "It's not a keylogger."

aeronmelon OP ,

Not yet, unfortunately. Any ideas?

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