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Microsoft Account to local account conversion guide erased from official Windows 11 guide — instructions redacted earlier this week ( www.tomshardware.com )

Microsoft has been pushing hard for its users to sign into Windows with a Microsoft Account. The newest Windows 11 installer removed the easy bypass to the requirement that you make an account or login with your existing account. If you didn't install Windows 11 without a Microsoft Account and now want to stop sending the...

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"Welcome to GoogleWindows. Please lick the screen so we can have your DNA to track you globally. Your 30 minutes of ads will begin shortly while we install our spyware on your device. Thank you from the MicrosoftAlphabet Family."

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And there would be a clause that says;
"We will also reset all the settings you changed that we want how we want. You no longer get to choose computer settings. Opt-in is now mandatory. Please show up at GoogleWindows headquarters to get your advertising ID Barcode tattooed on your writs."

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Due to an NDA I signed, I am unable to answer your inquiry.
Next question please.

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I LOVE my fans, I would do anything for them.
It's Visa 0251 6623 8874 1000 exp 10/2027

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your success depends on the incompetence of others

This is an excellent lesson to learn in school since it happens a lot in life.

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This is the literal level of stupidity of Amazon reviews.

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In case no one told you, you've wandered into "silly bullshit central" on the internet.
Welcome, have a beer, find a comfy chair!

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AI making things up?
So someone finally invented an electronic replacement for politicians.

USA Lemmies: Where do you live?

I comment a lot on stories having to do with state governments and legislation or regions of the country. It got me wondering how many people I'm accidentally disparaging when I don't mean everyone in said state or region is terrible. So… Please be as specific or obtuse as your privacy filter requires. I'll start:...

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So we can sue AI for a fuck ton of cash? Sweet!!!

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Maybe space karen can by bluesky as well now. Let's start the bidding at $50 billion.

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The TB branded version is in beta and they are not releasing it until the branding is further along.
Allegedly if you are using K9, there will be a migration tool to move to the TB branded app when released.

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The patient was never warned about walking through a car wash.

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So in most places Sex Workers are illegal, but AI is going to take over this field, legally.

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We now have AI seducing humans. We also have remote control adult toys. Put those toys in a sex doll, add a rechargeable pack in the sex doll with connected wifi. You now have an AI connected sex partner who controls the "toys" inside them. Once actual robotics get cheap, the doll moves on it's own. Many people will pay a ton to have this because they want control over the "person" (doll).
Build it and they will cum.

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Let's call it "Keuriged".
The Keurig guy had so much regret on his polluting invention.
Not sure if there is an actual term for this though.

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1000% correct.

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Try Kubuntu as a Distro. Any KDE Plasma Distro would be good as well.
-Sincerely The Linux Company

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So he was banished to Alabama? That really must of sucked!

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Who is this Miss Ippi and why do we care?

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Stop calling them "influencers", they are Sales People. They influence nothing, they sell you the same crap any ad does.
Sales people, advertisers, spam, all the same thing.

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They pander to the less informed, shove confirmation bias into everything, and pretend to sound like an 'expert" on what they spew. Basically a con artist.
And they really want to be famous, but have zero talent. Again, con artist.

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Fun fact, Boba Tea is from Taiwan and means "big breasts".

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One of the origin story of the term links to a once-popular Hong Kong actress Amy Yip[1], who was known for her cup size and sexy appearances in movies. The "nickname" 波霸, roughly translated to "Boobs overlord" in English, or transliterated to "Boba" (sounds similar in both Cantonese and Mandarin), was given to her by the media.

It was said that one bubble tea maker in Taiwan made large tapioca bubbles to put in milk tea, when tiny bubbles were used in milk tea at the time, and he named it "Boba tea", associating the relatively huge size of his bubbles with the actress well-known body feature.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Yip

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A Tamagotchi has a better lifespan.

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On older Toyotas the rear door has a strap inside that hangs down for people to grab onto and pull the door down to close.

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Tesla Cyber Truk*
*includes free shears with every purchase

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Don't kink shame.
There is nothing wrong with 'frunking'.
Come closer, I'll get the lube.

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Now I am definitely voting for him!!!

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Oh, I've done crack many times. The last one was named Robert!!

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Not a candy but the Anamalitos cookies by El Mexicano, especially when they are overcooked. Not super sweet but so tasty. Also the Marias when they are a little overcooked as well.

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Firefox, uBlock Origin, on a Linux Desktop. I have none of these problems and have filters to hide shorts, endcards, autoplay, ambient mode. And I block all cookies from Youtube/Google.
Works perfectly.

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That is some good science.
I never understood how you can be Vegan and then choose plastic leather (pleather). Not harming animals is good, but harming the environment is ok? Seems crazy.
This type of science fixes that paradox.

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Initially this sounds correct. However, plastic is a "forever" substance. So the long term disaster is the poisoning of the planet. That includes all living life being exposed to microplastics. This is not good for humans or animals.

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So are we just going to ignore what Idaho is doing to Oregon?
Why you dirty guppies!!

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