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Zier , to Technology in Apple Rumored to Be Working on AirPods With Built-in Cameras
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Yes and tell you your IQ, and notify your doctor that you don't wash in there.

Zier , to Ask Lemmy in What did people do before smartphones to pass the time when you were bored?
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Listened to music.
Hung out in a diner and had coffee & fries all night with friends.
Hung out at the mall.
Got drunk.
Had sex.

Zier , to Technology in Microsoft Account to local account conversion guide erased from official Windows 11 guide — instructions redacted earlier this week
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And there would be a clause that says;
"We will also reset all the settings you changed that we want how we want. You no longer get to choose computer settings. Opt-in is now mandatory. Please show up at GoogleWindows headquarters to get your advertising ID Barcode tattooed on your writs."

Zier , to Technology in Microsoft Account to local account conversion guide erased from official Windows 11 guide — instructions redacted earlier this week
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"Welcome to GoogleWindows. Please lick the screen so we can have your DNA to track you globally. Your 30 minutes of ads will begin shortly while we install our spyware on your device. Thank you from the MicrosoftAlphabet Family."

Zier , to Ask Lemmy in What's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?
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I LOVE my fans, I would do anything for them.
It's Visa 0251 6623 8874 1000 exp 10/2027

Zier , to Ask Lemmy in What's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?
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Due to an NDA I signed, I am unable to answer your inquiry.
Next question please.

Zier , to Technology in Microsoft word update messes up exams in Denmark
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your success depends on the incompetence of others

This is an excellent lesson to learn in school since it happens a lot in life.

Zier , to memes in They messed up the order
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This is the literal level of stupidity of Amazon reviews.

Zier , to Showerthoughts in "Virgin" and "Fucker" are both used as insults. Damned if you "do it," damned if you don't "do it."
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In case no one told you, you've wandered into "silly bullshit central" on the internet.
Welcome, have a beer, find a comfy chair!

Zier , to Technology in We have to stop ignoring AI’s hallucination problem
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AI making things up?
So someone finally invented an electronic replacement for politicians.

Zier , to Ask Lemmy in USA Lemmies: Where do you live?
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In a house.

Zier , to Technology in Jack Dorsey claims Bluesky is 'repeating all the mistakes' he made at Twitter
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Maybe space karen can by bluesky as well now. Let's start the bidding at $50 billion.

Zier , to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ in Supreme Court: There's No 'Time Limit' on Copyright Infringement Claims * TorrentFreak
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So we can sue AI for a fuck ton of cash? Sweet!!!

Zier , to Linux in Thunderbird for Android / K-9 Mail: April 2024 Progress Report - The Thunderbird Blog
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The TB branded version is in beta and they are not releasing it until the branding is further along.
Allegedly if you are using K9, there will be a migration tool to move to the TB branded app when released.

Zier , to Technology in Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip
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The patient was never warned about walking through a car wash.

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