HonoraryMancunian

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HonoraryMancunian ,

Omg the amount of sneaky coke ads I saw on that site was insane

HonoraryMancunian ,

Bro's tacitly admitted he's mediocre at best in bed

HonoraryMancunian ,

Teeny tiny axolotl

There is really not a lotl

Of you. Not a jot or tittle

So I'll call you axolitl

— anon

HonoraryMancunian ,

We used to call them shell suits and as a bonus they were highly flammable

HonoraryMancunian ,

*Fake crying

HonoraryMancunian ,

It's not even really an argument though, is it? So maybe 'thought terminating cliché' is appropriate

A Palestinian teen was standing on the street when Israeli troops shot him dead ( www.haaretz.com )

A boy stands on a Tul Karm street watching as Israeli troops move toward the city's refugee camp. Soldiers fire shots from hundreds of meters away and one of their bullets slams into the boy's chest. Qais Nasrallah was 14 at his death

Can we all agree that whatever version of predictive text we have nowadays is crap, and has been for a long time?

I'm sick of random capitalisations mid sentence. I'm sick of common words being replaced by less common ones or even downright nonsense. I'm sick of it taking three attempts to successfully get the word I want. I swear it's been like this for five years or more. Can we have a better version yet, or at least the old one back?

HonoraryMancunian ,

That's why hunters' jackets are bright orange. Hides them from game (whilst simultaneously making them visible to other people)

HonoraryMancunian ,

So I skimmed that and it seems the tldr is mammals have melanin (and I'm guessing the other animals don't)

We turned 5 1/2 gallons of expired milk into Farmer's Cheese (Tvorog) ( imgur.com )

My SO's company handles food. Sometimes that food goes bad. In this case, they got a whole shipment of milk days away from its expiration date (at which point they can't serve it, and local food pantries very sensibly won't accept it). Luckily, they're not committed to dumping it down the drain, and they'll let us take it....

HonoraryMancunian ,

Why can't they serve milk if it's still days away from expiration?

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