ryan213 , 1 month ago Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
jeffw OP , 1 month ago It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
ryan213 , 1 month ago No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
Thaurin , 1 month ago We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…
We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…
PhineaZ , 1 month ago It's not about seeing the holy cock, it's about feeling it
It's not about seeing the holy cock, it's about feeling it
MataVatnik , 1 month ago I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.
I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.
MrVilliam , 1 month ago His last words may have been something akin to "oh fuck, don't look! Nobody'd better mention this part in my biography!"
His last words may have been something akin to "oh fuck, don't look! Nobody'd better mention this part in my biography!"
Agent641 , 1 month ago "Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!"
"Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!"
intensely_human , 1 month ago Eloi Eloi, lama sabacthani
Eloi Eloi, lama sabacthani
eran_morad , 1 month ago I hope i go out with a stiffy
I hope i go out with a stiffy
unreachable , 1 month ago flag with erection https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f3711192-bd7a-4aa8-8e4c-094ba8392c3a.gif
flag with erection
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f3711192-bd7a-4aa8-8e4c-094ba8392c3a.gif
Bonehead , 1 month ago Angel lust is a common phenomenon. This is not entirely implausible.
Angel lust is a common phenomenon. This is not entirely implausible.
essell , 1 month ago I think the real question here is whether Jesus died with an erection or died from an erection. Did he ride a donkey or ride like a donkey?
I think the real question here is whether Jesus died with an erection or died from an erection.
Did he ride a donkey or ride like a donkey?
MxM111 , 1 month ago I don’t know how to answer your question about the donkey, but the cross was erected.
I don’t know how to answer your question about the donkey, but the cross was erected.
squid_slime , 1 month ago So Jesus died on an erection?
So Jesus died on an erection?
MxM111 , 1 month ago That’s technically correct.
That’s technically correct.
friend_of_satan , 1 month ago And it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.
And it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.
HWK_290 , 1 month ago The Res-erection of Christ
The Res-erection of Christ
Bluefalcon , 1 month ago Now that's a Jesus that can get behind me....... I mean I can get behind!
Now that's a Jesus that can get behind me....... I mean I can get behind!
SPRUNT , 1 month ago Jesus is a switch?
Jesus is a switch?
Bluefalcon , 1 month ago I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture. John 10:9
I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture. John 10:9
Passerby6497 , 1 month ago They will come in and go out, Giggidy
They will come in and go out,
Giggidy
intensely_human , 1 month ago Jesus is a checkbox
Jesus is a checkbox
zloubida , 1 month ago Denying that Jesus probably had an erection on the cross is a negation of the human nature of Christ, thus an heresy.
Denying that Jesus probably had an erection on the cross is a negation of the human nature of Christ, thus an heresy.
gregorum , 1 month ago an heresy
an heresy
intensely_human , 1 month ago an heresy
bingbong , 1 month ago an heresy
andrew_bidlaw , 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) Did he has enough blood to form a bonner?
Did he has enough blood to form a bonner?
cabron_offsets , 1 month ago https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ce090ef3-b33b-4691-aeb1-9c9ce7325c13
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ce090ef3-b33b-4691-aeb1-9c9ce7325c13
andrew_bidlaw , 1 month ago I can't see it. Is it a picture?
I can't see it. Is it a picture?
cabron_offsets , 1 month ago Really short video. Huh, works for me.
Really short video. Huh, works for me.
andrew_bidlaw , 1 month ago That's on me, probs. All combinations of client\web and regular\VPN show a blank line with no content though. Can you drop a link to what you've embedded here?
That's on me, probs. All combinations of client\web and regular\VPN show a blank line with no content though. Can you drop a link to what you've embedded here?
samus12345 , 1 month ago https://y.yarn.co/ce090ef3-b33b-4691-aeb1-9c9ce7325c13_text.gif
https://y.yarn.co/ce090ef3-b33b-4691-aeb1-9c9ce7325c13_text.gif
saint , 1 month ago This is what you get when are not sleeping during biology classes.
This is what you get when are not sleeping during biology classes.
kaklerbitmap , 1 month ago He is risen
He is risen
FenrirIII , 1 month ago Jesus was hung on a cross
Jesus was hung on a cross
RGB3x3 , 1 month ago Jesus wasn't hanged, but he sure was hung.
Jesus wasn't hanged, but he sure was hung.
Starkstruck , 1 month ago they hated him for speaking the truth
they hated him for speaking the truth