Starkstruck ,

they hated him for speaking the truth

kaklerbitmap ,
@kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world avatar

He is risen

FenrirIII ,
@FenrirIII@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus was hung on a cross

RGB3x3 ,

Jesus wasn't hanged, but he sure was hung.

saint ,
@saint@group.lt avatar

This is what you get when are not sleeping during biology classes.

andrew_bidlaw , (edited )
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Did he has enough blood to form a bonner?

cabron_offsets ,

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ce090ef3-b33b-4691-aeb1-9c9ce7325c13

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I can't see it. Is it a picture?

cabron_offsets ,

Really short video. Huh, works for me.

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That's on me, probs. All combinations of client\web and regular\VPN show a blank line with no content though. Can you drop a link to what you've embedded here?

cabron_offsets ,

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ce090ef3-b33b-4691-aeb1-9c9ce7325c13

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

https://y.yarn.co/ce090ef3-b33b-4691-aeb1-9c9ce7325c13_text.gif

zloubida ,
@zloubida@lemmy.world avatar

Denying that Jesus probably had an erection on the cross is a negation of the human nature of Christ, thus an heresy.

gregorum ,
@gregorum@lemm.ee avatar

an heresy

intensely_human ,

an heresy

bingbong ,

an heresy

Bluefalcon ,

Now that's a Jesus that can get behind me....... I mean I can get behind!

SPRUNT ,

Jesus is a switch?

Bluefalcon ,

I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture.
John 10:9

Passerby6497 ,

They will come in and go out,

Giggidy

intensely_human ,

Jesus is a checkbox

friend_of_satan ,

And it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.

HWK_290 ,

The Res-erection of Christ

essell ,

I think the real question here is whether Jesus died with an erection or died from an erection.

Did he ride a donkey or ride like a donkey?

MxM111 ,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

I don’t know how to answer your question about the donkey, but the cross was erected.

squid_slime ,
@squid_slime@lemm.ee avatar

So Jesus died on an erection?

MxM111 ,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

That’s technically correct.

Bonehead ,

Angel lust is a common phenomenon. This is not entirely implausible.

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

flag with erection

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f3711192-bd7a-4aa8-8e4c-094ba8392c3a.gif

eran_morad ,

I hope i go out with a stiffy

MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.

MrVilliam ,

His last words may have been something akin to "oh fuck, don't look! Nobody'd better mention this part in my biography!"

Agent641 ,

"Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!"

intensely_human ,

Eloi Eloi, lama sabacthani

ryan213 ,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??

jeffw OP ,

It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.

ryan213 ,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.

Thaurin ,

We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…

PhineaZ ,

It's not about seeing the holy cock, it's about feeling it

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