tiefling

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Professional circus performer by night, master code monkey by day

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The State Department said that Israel's military campaign in Gaza may have violated international law. ( www.nytimes.com )

The Biden administration has concluded it is “reasonable to assess” that Israel’s military campaign in Gaza has violated international law, but has not found specific instances that would justify the withholding of military aid, the State Department told Congress on Friday....

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Psychadelics are honestly the only antidepressants that have ever worked for me. I've tried every antidepressant under the sun, and a tiny mushroom is the only thing that has made me feel happy enough to cry.

Cheaper too.

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My arguments to "if it's not from an animal or isn't milk" are:

  1. What do you call the white liquid inside a coconut?
  2. What do you call the laxative/antacid that comes in a blue bottle?
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I usually drink 2-3 cups daily depending on how much my manager gives me to do. My partner is easily drinking 4 a day.

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And star wars has miniguns as well to solve that problem, usually carried by a single heavy gunner

RIP Hevy

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Taking a nice looong relaxing walk downtown in my sluttiest outfit with my girlfriend

What linguistic constructions do you hate that no one else seems to mind?

It bugs me when people say "the thing is is that" (if you listen for it, you'll start hearing it... or maybe that's something that people only do in my area.) ("What the thing is is that..." is fine. But "the thing is is that..." bugs me.)...

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A before u

"A university" sounds fucking weird to me. It melds into a single syllable. University doesn't start with a consonant unless you have a strong accent.

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ew-ni-ver-si-tee

yoo- sounds so weird and unnatural to me

[Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism?

Seen a lot of posts on Lemmy with vegan-adjacent sentiments but the comments are typically very critical of vegan ideas, even when they don't come from vegans themselves. Why is this topic in particular so polarising on the internet? Especially since unlike politics for example, it seems like people don't really get upset by it...

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It's an issue of the loud ones standing out the most. I can easily say the same thing about many carnivores I know, who moan and complain if there's as much as a piece of corn in their meal.

(Though disclaimer, I'm not vegan)

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OkC is how I found my girlfriend because it let me know a lot of important info (demi/ace, no kids, looking for long term, match %) before I even tried matching with them. I got to be picky.

From what I hear, they got rid of every useful feature and turned it to shit.

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It really depends on the person, you have to have some sort of jumping off point. Whether that is sharing something in common with someone or having cool hobbies.

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If you work hard you'll have a successful life

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Police executioner, or just police in general. I have morals.

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Legit transgender genocide. My ass is out if he gets in. Florida's been trying.

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Smarties, which I'm aware are pure sugar

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I can only do so much due to disabilities, but I would support all resistance to a fascist Nazi takeover

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Garbage (Shirley Manson's band)

Nope nothing political here

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A pro-union announcement. He'll get fired immediately.

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Capitalism rewards psychopathy

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How else would they be able to intimidate them?

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There's definitely a leviathan in there

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Yes, his lawyers have argued that he could order the assassination of a political rival and be immune. And the conservatives judges agree.

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...and 1001 other jokes you can tell yourself

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I'd like to share my perspective as a professional performer, since we're essentially forced to use Instagram. Specifically, we have to go where the general public goes.

At best, we tolerate Instagram but in reality most of us absolutely HATE it and die inside using it. Instagram imposes the ethics of a celibate Amish priest on performers- especially queer performers and performers of color since we're more likely to get reported. It's entirely EXPECTED to get censored heavily or shut down for innocuous bullshit. Most performers are on their second, third, or fourth accounts.

I've had videos flagged as sexual activity because I said the word "breasts" while dressed in street clothes. Pasties may as well be full frontal. Hell, my bio is currently flagged as inappropriate.

Fuck Instagram.

On a personal note, IG thinks I'm obsessed with popping and maggot extraction videos (I'm not, they're disgusting). My suggestions are entirely influencers I don't care about and gross shit. IG is also actively censoring any criticism of Israel.

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Working retail in highschool in an area that is fairly low income but also intersects an area famous for celebrity vacation homes. The rich families would buy $1000 iPads for spoiled brats without any kind of breakage protection (after screaming at the retail workers for the screen not being indestructible, of course). The poor families always spent extra for protection because they valued their devices and couldn't easily afford another one.

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