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IT’S BIONICLE MONDAY EVERY MONDAY!!!

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This little maneuver is gonna gain us 51 pets

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Unless you want to live in a tiny rural town, housing prices are generally pretty fucked.

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If only there was a position for a small sausage sensation...

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He just got approved for that big $40+ billion compensation package from Tesla so he's got lots to work with.

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That's not part of the cycle. That's just a big status effect he permanently applies to people.

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Has it ever been?

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You said it

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If anyone here is desperate to suck at the teet of a corporation, it ain't me.

And yet...

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bAziNgA

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Canada is just soooo big 😩

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I'm a poet and i wasn't even aware of it at the time of me speaking the original sentence.

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I feel so seen right now.

Unlike my 8 voicemails that are sealed away in a tomb of my own guilt.

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Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:

"Are you just going to fucking stand there?"

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Only a cat would hunt and kill a several thousand pound fire-breathing dragon, drop it on the front step, and expect a treat.

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