Shitty Food Porn

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zakobjoa , in Texas Cheese Fries
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None of this looks like food.

Etterra ,

It barely even looks like food components.

wesker , in Texas Cheese Fries
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I virtually never return food. But I'd sure as hell return that.

cerement , in Texas Cheese Fries
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shredded ricotta cheese?

downpunxx ,
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I didn't even know that could be accomplished

Mr_Wobble , in Texas Cheese Fries

Is that a packing peanut in the upper right of the pic? I think I'd rather eat that packing peanut.

herrcaptain ,

Growing up there was this punk house in my town I spent a lot of time at. For some reason they had a giant bag of packing peanuts, and someone said they were edible. We proceeded to eat a fair number of them. Not like a ton, but probably a few each. Definitely more styrofoam than a person should eat.

There was also a small trampoline in the living room and I remember one day where it was declared acceptable to nut-punch each other. Just adding that to give context for the collective genius at work there.

Anyway, I guess that was my body's introduction to microplastic.

Catoblepas ,

If they dissolved when you ate them don’t worry, you probably just ate corn that wasn’t processed in a way intended for human consumption 👍

herrcaptain ,

Well now I wish I had eaten more.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

I also ate packing peanuts at a punk house, no living room trampoline unfortunately haha. Is this just a punk house thing?

herrcaptain ,

Maybe the rumor of edible packing peanuts is a more widespread legend among punks than anyone would have guessed.

Enkrod , in How to keep a man

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Sendpicsofsandwiches , in Only €14,95!!!!
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Please for the love of god make sure you don't accidentally arrange any of the "three courses" in an appealing way. Just shotgun them randomly at the plate.

Kolanaki , in Only €14,95!!!!
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They did say there were 3 courses.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

🤷‍♂️ horses for courses, as they say.

narp , in Only €14,95!!!!

It heavily depends on how you interpret the description.
In Germany there are a restaurants that prepare a big batch of soup and desert and serve it automatically to every main dish (three courses).
If it includes bread and butter and a drink on top, then this might not be gourmet shit but it's definitely not expensive at all.

sushibowl ,

I found the restaurant, it's a tourist trap type place catering to British tourists in Málaga, Spain.

Looking at some of the [pictures] (https://goo.gl/maps/my4vMrR5hoFrAb4r8?g_st=ac) you basically get a starter, main course and dessert, plus bread and butter and a half bottle of wine for that price which is actually quite incredible value. The food looks pretty shit, but gammon steak with pineapple, egg and fries is like a British pub staple so it's expected to look shit.

Reddfugee42 , in Only €14,95!!!!

Do they charge extra to crop images

Varyk , in Only €14,95!!!!

Three courses? Do they mean that the bread and then the drinks are the other two courses?

Mouselemming ,

Fries and salad, I think

june ,
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Fries are not bread..

Mouselemming ,

The bread is not shown but it could be on the side or maybe OP ate it because it came out first

sushibowl ,

It's not shown in the picture but you get a starter, this, and dessert, plus bread/butter and half a bottle of wine for that price.

Varyk ,

Oh. That ain't such a bad price then.

Thanks

Annoyed_Crabby , in Only €14,95!!!!

It actually looks okay but best i can do is €5.

Delphia ,

Ok the salad is a weak ass effort but grilled pineapple, pork steaks and chips is uninspired but also predictably enjoyable and hard to fuck up.

The price is the problem.

llii ,

I don't know, the chips look bad. Soaked in oil and not crunchy at all.

sushibowl ,

The price includes a starter, dessert, bread/butter, and one drink.

Where I live in Europe you'll pay €19 for a burger and fries, so this seems like incredible value.

wesker , in Only €14,95!!!!
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This looks like something a British person would enjoy.

9point6 ,

This is 100% targeted at large sunburned bald blokes in wife-beater vests from Portsmouth who only go on holiday to a corner of Spain that has all the same shops and restaurants as at home.

Aggravationstation ,

That's the life blood of the Costa del Sol, baby!

send_me_your_mommy_milkers ,
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Simple 'as

9point6 ,

Laarvly

The_Che_Banana ,
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cooked by sunlight

essell ,

Confirmed

Am British, would enjoy

Oisteink ,

I would enjoy this. Im barely 1/8 British but my other ancestors colonised large parts of north england so I think of them as our weird long lost relatives.

Aggravationstation ,

Hey cuz!

Oisteink ,

Hallo!!

protist , in Cursed Nigiri

That's salmon and cream cheese, a super common and delicious combination

Skull ,
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It looks like icecream 👀

protist ,

I'd still eat it

Davel23 ,

I'm not so sure, there's some melting on the right side like ice cream does and cream cheese doesn't. Though I agree, I would eat it.

paysrenttobirds , in Cursed Nigiri

I would try that

cordlesslamp , in Cheese Volcano Pizza

So the first bite is just a mouthful of cheese? Why?

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