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TheBlue22 , in Sandwich: fried egg (broken), spinach (hidden), tomato (walmart), colby jack, on white (burger bun (previously frozen))

Did you fucking punch it?

TonyTonyChopper ,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

it's the "smash sandwich" trend whether intentional or not

bingbong ,

Had it in their back pocket, whoops

NJSpradlin , in Texas Cheese Fries

Reminds me of ordering* ‘Cajun fries’ at that one American fast food diner with the black and white checkerboard. They literally charge you a quarter more to sprinkle the same Cajun seasoning that’s on your table. Holy fuck… I was more than a little pissed when I saw that after sitting down.

Kolanaki , in Only €14,95!!!!
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They did say there were 3 courses.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

🤷‍♂️ horses for courses, as they say.

herrcaptain , in Texas Cheese Fries

Jesus Christ. I just saw the body of your post which implies that this was something you had to pay for. Were you by chance the victim in a prank show?

TowardsTheFuture , in Texas Cheese Fries

Mmm boiled fries with milk

Annoyed_Crabby , in Only €14,95!!!!

It actually looks okay but best i can do is €5.

Delphia ,

Ok the salad is a weak ass effort but grilled pineapple, pork steaks and chips is uninspired but also predictably enjoyable and hard to fuck up.

The price is the problem.

llii ,

I don't know, the chips look bad. Soaked in oil and not crunchy at all.

sushibowl ,

The price includes a starter, dessert, bread/butter, and one drink.

Where I live in Europe you'll pay €19 for a burger and fries, so this seems like incredible value.

i_stole_ur_taco , in Texas Cheese Fries

And it’s in a takeout container, which means you paid too much for it and it was cold and soggy when you finally got it.

F

apocalypticat ,
@apocalypticat@lemmy.world avatar

Even worse, a takeout container next to a box with packing peanuts in it. Did they get soggy fries shipped to them?

narp , in Only €14,95!!!!

It heavily depends on how you interpret the description.
In Germany there are a restaurants that prepare a big batch of soup and desert and serve it automatically to every main dish (three courses).
If it includes bread and butter and a drink on top, then this might not be gourmet shit but it's definitely not expensive at all.

sushibowl ,

I found the restaurant, it's a tourist trap type place catering to British tourists in Málaga, Spain.

Looking at some of the [pictures] (https://goo.gl/maps/my4vMrR5hoFrAb4r8?g_st=ac) you basically get a starter, main course and dessert, plus bread and butter and a half bottle of wine for that price which is actually quite incredible value. The food looks pretty shit, but gammon steak with pineapple, egg and fries is like a British pub staple so it's expected to look shit.

zipsglacier , in Inverted

The pineapple is already digesting the pizza. Win win.

Transporter_Room_3 , in Inverted
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I sent this to my mother, an avid believer in Pineapple on pizza, and even she thinks it's an abomination

Kolanaki , in Texas Cheese Fries
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

What the absolute fuck is wrong with those jalapenos? Almost thought it was sauce but it's only on the inside of the peppers. Are they not ripe? 🤢

Also: Where the motherfuckin' cheese at?!

RebekahWSD ,
@RebekahWSD@lemmy.world avatar

I've cut up a lot of jalapeños and I've never seen them do this, it's upsetting.

I simply must believe it's cheese somehow. Somehow!

DessertStorms , in Texas Cheese Fries
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I was so confused by the round white bits, my brain kept saying "mushrooms" because of the colour but also recognising it isn't mushroom shaped, took me far too long to realise it was jalapenos covered in some sort of sauce/dressing.. Either way, that looks grim.

acetanilide ,

I thought it was mold 😬

cerement , in Texas Cheese Fries
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shredded ricotta cheese?

downpunxx ,
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I didn't even know that could be accomplished

Sendpicsofsandwiches , in Only €14,95!!!!
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Please for the love of god make sure you don't accidentally arrange any of the "three courses" in an appealing way. Just shotgun them randomly at the plate.

Willy , in Cheese Volcano Pizza

What is the process there? Is that nacho cheese they pour in the bowl?

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