Pitiful rubbery bacon, greasy unmelted shredded “cheese”, and whatever that white shit on the jalapeños is. I might have smashed that container face down on the counter if someone handed me that.
I'm a little conflicted about whether this is clearly shit or some pretty dope ass fries
It depends on the quality of the fries and the cheese (and the jalapenos), which I'll assume is poor and the overall product is therefore shit, but ngl I was hankering for them a little when I saw those big jalapeno slices
Reminds me of ordering* ‘Cajun fries’ at that one American fast food diner with the black and white checkerboard. They literally charge you a quarter more to sprinkle the same Cajun seasoning that’s on your table. Holy fuck… I was more than a little pissed when I saw that after sitting down.
I was so confused by the round white bits, my brain kept saying "mushrooms" because of the colour but also recognising it isn't mushroom shaped, took me far too long to realise it was jalapenos covered in some sort of sauce/dressing.. Either way, that looks grim.
Jesus Christ. I just saw the body of your post which implies that this was something you had to pay for. Were you by chance the victim in a prank show?
Growing up there was this punk house in my town I spent a lot of time at. For some reason they had a giant bag of packing peanuts, and someone said they were edible. We proceeded to eat a fair number of them. Not like a ton, but probably a few each. Definitely more styrofoam than a person should eat.
There was also a small trampoline in the living room and I remember one day where it was declared acceptable to nut-punch each other. Just adding that to give context for the collective genius at work there.
Anyway, I guess that was my body's introduction to microplastic.
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