Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I wish I still had my JNCOs.

Or I should get one of those man skirts, like what the guard dude in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon wore.

I don't think I would like skinny jeans even if I was skinny.

AngryCommieKender ,

Kilts FTW. Not only do they allow you to take a shit on the battlefield easily, it also makes it far easier to teabag your fallen foes.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Are kilts only short? 🤔

The thing I was referring to previously is like a long skirt. Almost like you took a dress and just wore it from the waist down. I don't know what those would be called, but I want one so bad.

AngryCommieKender , (edited )

Every kilt I've ever worn comes to the bottom of my knees. That's a few inches longer than normal, normally they reach the top to middle of your knee-cap. They could be longer I suppose, but that inhibits the previously mentioned pooping abilities.

Edit: upon further research, there's something called a "great kilt" that extends further down your shins.

vaultdweller013 ,
@vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works avatar

My pants should be loose up top for my cock and balls while being more well fitted past the knee so they dont catch on stuff. Fuck all ya im right.

Rinox ,

So Justin Bieber circa 2014, i.e. dropcrotch pants, aka diaper pants.

I think those are some of the most hideous pants ever. Or do you mean like Swiss Guard pants?

AngryCommieKender ,

From the description, I'm picturing Dedra Meero and her uniform's pants.

vaultdweller013 ,
@vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works avatar

Duluth cargo pants that I got in my first year of highschool that have just kinda ended up being that way after avout a decade. I have been five foot fucken five since I was 14.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Can't wait for baggy again, my nuts can't take the skinny phases.

Anticorp ,

Just wear classic Levi's, dude. That's what I've done the whole time.

RamblingPanda ,

You know it's possible to simply not give a duck to trends? I know, it sounds insane, but just do whatever you like. Try a skirt if you want, I bet it's nice on the balls.

Shit, now I want to try a skirt!

sunbrrnslapper ,
@sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world avatar
RamblingPanda ,

Oof, those are pricey. I need to get a sewing machine.

sunbrrnslapper ,
@sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world avatar

They are super high quality, made in the US and are actually a good company - so at least your money is well spent. It's a solid investment.

RamblingPanda ,

No doubt, and they look good as well, but I've already been financially irresponsible yesterday so I'll wait a bit 😅

Plus I'd need it shipped to Europe, so that'll be on top if they even deliver here.

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Holy moly, you weren't kidding! Those have got to be the most pricey legwear I've ever seen!

kautau ,
RamblingPanda ,

Not only are they outrageously expensive, they even manage to be the ugliest pants I've ever seen.

Well done

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Thank you, but also Gucci is cheating

Dagnet ,

Problem is finding stuff that isn't trending. My favorite brand for jeans that was super comfortable, cheap and durable stopped making baggy jeans, so I had to shop elsewhere which was much more expensive

travysh ,

Seriously. I bought new jeans two weeks ago. I went to multiple different stores. My choices were skinny jeans, a different brand of skinny jeans, or a different brand with a different style of skinny jeans.

RamblingPanda ,

Yeah, true. That's a bummer. I only buy super basic stuff and they seem to keep making that forever.

Kecessa ,

Levi's have model numbers and the cut doesn't change with time

KevonLooney ,

The quality changes. Their jeans in the past 10 years are just the same as others, but higher prices. They are not special anymore.

Dagnet ,

Levi is very expensive in my country

fritobugger2017 ,

real Levis are expensive everywhere unless on sale

rc__buggy ,

If you wear a kilt you can still have a belt

Chairsareoverrated ,

Absolutely! I wear a kilt and they come with a built in belt system and you can wear a thick belt on top of it.

Maggoty ,

It can be hard to find the pants you like "off cycle".

Alexstarfire ,

Just like it's becoming impossible to find 100% cotton jeans. Everything is stretchy. More comfortable, but far less durable.

jol ,

Where are live kids are wearing super extra baggy jeans. It's almost ridiculous.

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

We’re back to baggy baby. The time has come

nieceandtows ,

Look at the balls on this guy

yggstyle ,

Baggy means cargo pants and moar pockets. Yesssss. Also don't forget about the mid-phase between the two: bell-bottoms and boot cuts. I forget when they show up but I feel like we are due soon...

vaultdweller013 ,
@vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ya guys dont just wear cargo pants? Like I know im an autistic Redneck but like why wear anything tighter if youre a guy? I dont like CBT why would I like to induce that with my pants.

lath ,

When's the dress coming back? Toga, kilt, long tunic etc. The balls desire airy freedom!

dabaldeagul ,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

Be the change you wish to see in the world!

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Even kilts have fashion cycles

hOrni ,

I'm going commando in harem pants. Balls have all the airy freedom they desire.

AngryCommieKender ,

MC Hammer called them parachute pants.

victorz ,

Where I live, every goddamn girl is wearing yoga pants.

And I'm not complaining.

AngryCommieKender ,

I hope yoga pants never go out of style.

Nerrad ,
@Nerrad@lemmy.world avatar

When I hear someone in the wild singing, "Pants on the ground", I will agree with you.

AngryCommieKender ,

It's the circle of pants,

And we wear them all!

From the tightest skinny jeans,

To the widest jnco's

fritobugger2017 ,

And here I am on the 10th year of wearing cargo shorts every day of the year.

Rinox ,

Now they're in

Threeme2189 ,

I used to be in, but then they changed what 'in' was.
Now, apparently, they've changed it back!

ramius345 ,

Just embrace being old and wear sweatpants or cargo shorts everywhere.

Sidyctism2 ,

Can anyone tell me the rules? Jeans shorts arent ok, cargo shorts arent ok, do my legs have to live in darkness?

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Just wear booty shorts.

Sidyctism2 ,

I dont have a booty :( just a sorry old butt

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

rip

frickineh ,

I wear a lot of cargo joggers, which are really the best of both worlds. 10/10. I usually have to buy them in men's because of the eternal struggle for pockets, but it's worth it.

MeThisGuy ,

are those the zip off kind?

frickineh ,

No, they're sweatpants, just with a slimmer fit and tapered legs so they're a little nicer looking.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Same dude.

I splurged on some "nice" sweat pants, and that's pretty much all I wear for fall/winter/spring, when I have to leave the house. Cargo shorts for summer.

It used to be PJs all day every day, but those nice sweats were a game changer.

tamal3 ,

I just discovered the running shorts with built in underwear. Amazing.

aidan ,

Um... I think those are bathing suits

tamal3 ,

No no, these are women's size. Women's swimsuits don't typically look like this. I'm no track star, but now I can forgo underwear like a track star!

aidan ,

oh interesting, I've never heard of running shorts with built-in underwear

smort ,
@smort@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah I have these, and they work pretty well. You have the support and wicking like a bike short, but with modesty and pockets

Soothfeel Men's 2 in 1 Running Shorts with 4 Pockets 5 Inch Quick Dry Gym Active Workout Athletic Shorts for Men with Liner
https://a.co/d/06ZKVzJw

fritobugger2017 ,

Not sure that they replace underwear but my wife has these and still wears very thin underwear with them since the stretch mesh you are calling underwear is not really underwear nor super comfy with direct sensitive skin contact during exercise.

fritobugger2017 ,

Team cargo shorts checking in. Live in SE Asia and can wear them every day of the year.

Ashen ,

Isn't sweatpants what most of the "younger generation" wear? Baggy T-shirt, sweat pants and sneakers with socks pulled all the way up outside the sweatpants.

ramius345 ,

Interesting, didn't know that. I still wear my socks on the inside.

Ashen ,

While everyone is entitled to their preferences, if it's not a tapered fit then they're wrong.

/s

(But tapered fit is my preference though. Looks much classier than either extremes)

Lightfire228 ,

Team Overalls

They're so much more comfortable than pants. I love Carhartts

fritobugger2017 ,

I've got an old pair of Liberty somewhere.

not_that_guy05 ,

Jokes on you. I haven't changed styles since 06. DCs fat shoes and Dickies or loose jeans.

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

DC fat shoes are the best!

Stupidmanager ,

I have Levis 501 classics, from 1993 that I wear often. I’m tired of fashion dictating what i’m supposed to wear. Though, i do like me some dress chinos, BUT NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE COOL…. Damn comfy.

art ,
@art@lemmy.world avatar

Saw a young dude at the movies wearing Jnco Jeans. The cycle is almost complete.

b0gl ,

The 17yo summer worker at my job wears jnco jeans

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

My son just asked me the other day if I had any JNCOs in my closet that he could have lmao

daellat ,

Cotton or even polyester chinos of regular fit. More comfortable than any jeans and also better looking imo

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
EunieIsTheBus ,

Great. I need to restock my supply of comfortable pants so I can survive the next skinny pants winter

myrrh ,
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