MonkeMischief , (edited )

My secret is I've been wearing BDUs and other kinds of surplus tactical/cargo pants since like highschool. Much as I despise the Mil-Ind-Com, some old G.I gear lasts a lifetime of use. It's made to resist rips and scrapes too.

Not only are they roomy and utilitarian, they're often much more breathable than thick jeans in summer. (And what's with jean pockets?!?) They don't particularly stand out unless you wanna have a fun pair like black and white "urban camo" or sky blue or purple or something.

It puts everything I use in arm's reach, too.

...Oh and you're not paying out the nose for some stupid logo embroidered on the buttocks.

I just avoid currently-issued stuff so nobody mistakes me for a servicemember or something. That'd be awkward.

Otherwise, for everyday life thankfully they're somewhat trend-immune, style-wise.

Just be aware of the blends. Old-style stuff might be much more cotton-based and breathable, for instance (but less durable). Polyester+Ripstop is pretty nice and durable but a bit coarse.

But there was a bit of a kerfuffle over the Navy trying to be trendy with that digital "blueberry" camo... apparently that crap melted pretty bad when exposed to fire. . .on a navy ship. Yeah. Yikes. (Not to mention blending in with the ocean if someone went overboard. Yay?)

Whoops. There's my pants-rant.

Oh, and I'm SO HAPPY flare-cuts are coming back because my wife rocks them. Hope that trend lasts a while.

...otherwise "fast fashion" needs to die as quick as it goes out of style...

Maggoty ,

You can just buy cotton ripstop pants too though.

MonkeMischief ,

Oh like a different blend that's still durable but comfortable and breathey? I'll have to keep an eye open for that some time.

The duty pants I have are crazy tough but in the Summer heat they insulate like crazy. 🫠 I think they're mainly synthetic...

Maggoty ,

Most of them are these days. Just look for 100% cotton and if they list summer/winter weight go to summer as long as it's just casual wear. For work in the woods the 50/50 blend is going to last longer, they just take twice as long to wear in and feel like crap before you get them there.

humorlessrepost ,

JNCO resurgence imminent.

Boozilla ,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

FINALLY! I can open the vault....

Godammitnothingfits.

Narauko ,

My spirit is willing, but my wallet is spongy and bruised.

tamal3 ,

Yaaaass please

ZILtoid1991 ,

I wonder if it also lead to nu metal resurgence.

lseif ,

i hate slim/skinny pants and i dont know why anyone ever likes them. they look bad (my opinion) and they are so uncomfortable. baggy pants superiority !!!

GoosLife ,

This, but literally the opposite lol

nyctre ,

Tried both, think both are weird. Prefer a normal or slim fit.

PyroNeurosis ,

Tried both, hate both. Pooh-bear at all opportunities.

FrostyCaveman ,

You just hate pants eh?

I can respect that

myrrh ,

...more wakko than yakko, i guess?..

lseif ,

respectfully, how do u find baggy pants uncomfortable ?

Demdaru ,

Not OC but they drag behind the leg when moving, like to get caught on things and quite often drag on the ground. With slim/skinny it's just your leg. Comfy, secure and with good pants, not limiting movement in any noticable capacity. Alas personally I prefer slim than skinny.

GoosLife ,

Well, it obviously depends on the style of fabric. Soft and loose fabrics can be good to have baggy, such as sweatpants or flax-based summer clothes. But specifically for the type of jeans shown here, I don't like the tactile feel of the excess fabric. And it catches on itself and gets in the way.

I don't like skinny jeans either, to be fair, but slim fit is good for me. Im also italian, if that explains it.

myrrh ,

...skinny pants look skanky as f*ck and grotesquely unflattering: just wear shorts instead...

tamal3 ,

(Wrong comment location)

MentorKitten ,

I just wear shorts

ShouldIHaveFun ,

Beware the short length cycle, you may soon need to wear those very short shorts like in the 80s

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

The stage after that is lycra

myrrh ,

...i've waited thirty years for pinch-rolling to become socially-acceptable again: is now my time to shine?..

Thteven ,
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I don't think scratching your balls in public was ever socially acceptable.

bamfic ,
Gullible ,

Baggy has always looked goofy. A stylish pair of pants should, ideally, make someone glance at your bits and bobs. Taut enough to accentuate but loose enough to tickle their curiosity. Baggy pants have always offered either too much or too little information. There’s no reveal when your groin is in plain view and there’s too much mystery when your pants offer no outline. If the realm of questions includes “what’s that smell” or “did they hide a whole rotisserie chicken?” then something has gone awry. Don't allow this to become acceptable again.

jaden ,

Top tier comment, artfully put.

hark ,
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That's why I go naked to relay the maximum amount of information.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Baggy legs, fitted (but not tight) around the hips and ass. Perfect for all genders 😌

Gullible ,

Your blasphemy accelerates us towards the inevitable. As you and the society you poison drown in denim, let my warnings echo across the vacuous chasm of your morality.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

No way, this stuff is just chef kiss, no notes.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/81310255-fb60-4cfe-9986-d146404a0594.webp

Gullible ,

The slope has been paved and lubricant applied. Let the slipping commence.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Name one time lubricant didn't improve a situation 😌

Isthisreddit ,

Nigga please, I always wore baggy shit

Agent641 , (edited )

Bell bottom jeans are evidence of this evolution in action.

tamal3 ,

NO. Please no.

Though, where would they be on the cycle? Post-JNCO, when it just got to be somewhat Too Baggy, but not quite to the point where we want to know what your ankle looks like? Maybe 9 o'clock?

AFC1886VCC ,

I've definitely noticed lots of girls in particular starting to wear baggy jeans again.

MeThisGuy ,

where?
I'm in a country where only the tightest jeans (on all sexes) will suffice

tamal3 ,

USA is seeing a resurgence in 90s mom jeans.

mrgreyeyes ,

I buy them with stretch denim. When I'm fat they fit and whem I'm fit they fit.

I'm now topping up for my winter fat cycle.

razorwiregoatlick ,
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That reminds me that I have cheesecake in the fridge.

tamal3 ,

I just had a cheese Danish, and it was So Good.

queermunist ,
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Baggy pants trap heat, great for winter and terrible for summer.

Skinny pants breathe, great for summer and terrible for winter.

Simple as.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Skinny pants are impossible to put on and remove when it's hot.
And don't talk to me about the swamp ass from squished butt cheeks all day.

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Putting them on in air conditioning solves the first half of that.

And for swamp ass you can prevent it if they cling to your thighs and cheeks with absolutely no space for heat to get trapped. Just really wedge it up there!

bitcrafter ,

All of these options are still better than spending full price for a pair of jeans that were lovingly crafted to start with holes in them!

iarigby ,

I’m gonna buy enough baggy pants while they’re available to survive the next skinny cycle

bloodfart ,

I’m glad we lost some weight! Good job!

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