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blackn1ght , in You can fit two cars there

I wonder how big these things are compared to European lorry? That thing is fucking huge!

Fades , in You can fit two cars there

Trust me, we hate it here in the US just as much.

bl_r , in You can fit two cars there

My car is probably smaller than the cabin and engine of that truck and I don’t even have a compact car

homesweethomeMrL , in I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck | Defector

Oscar Meyer Cybertruck Rust Abeyance Package, in convenient 100 slice size, $3,800.

_haha_oh_wow_ OP ,
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LPT: Season your Cybertruck to prevent rust!

mke ,

Just don't let your partner put it in the car wash while you sleep.

_haha_oh_wow_ OP ,
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Don't car washes break them anyways?

mke , (edited )

Apparently, according to at least one known car wash scare and the user manual, there is risk of damage if you don't set it to car wash mode first. I don't know how this compares to other electric vehicles.

_haha_oh_wow_ OP ,
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I heard it can still have problems in "car wash mode" but I never really delved into the issue because I'd never buy one of these things lol

MentallyExhausted , in I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck | Defector

You could spell out “fuck Elon Musk” in bacon. Just saying…

sem , in I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck | Defector

How do you read the article without signing in

_haha_oh_wow_ OP ,
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Damn, it wasn't like that when I initially read it but I can't see the full article either now.

lemming934 ,

hitting refresh in firefox reader mode works for me.

mke ,

Firefox + uBlock origin with the annoyances filter list enabled did the trick for me, I think. I assume reader mode works just fine too, but I'm not a fan.

gandalf_der_12te , in You can fit two cars there
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externalized obesity epidemic

Because you can't pack this much fat into one body.

over_clox , in I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck | Defector

Bologna 👍

_haha_oh_wow_ OP ,
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Maybe even toss an egg on or some nice prosciutto and a slab of muenster cheese to make it smoove

over_clox ,

And a nice glass of warm lemonade...

ThisIsMyLemmyLogin , in You can fit two cars there
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The people who drive these things here in the UK are mental. I got smashed by one once overtaking me on a slip road because I wasn't going fast enough for him. I followed him all the way to his golf club and confronted him about it. His tank was barely scratched while my driver side door was totally fucked.

Malfeasant ,

Not fair to call it a tank. A tank driver can see a child in front.

Regrettable_incident ,
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Yeah even the SUV would be uncomfortably wide on some UK roads, end yet they're getting really common. They're almost all driven by people who don't need a large vehicle.

FatLegTed ,
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I've seen a small woman driving a Hummer in Ware (Hertfordshire UK) of all places, can just about see out of the windows (that's another thing that pisses me off, don't people know you can raise the seat to let you see out of the windows?), can't park in normal bays as it's too big (and she can't see) and it has a plate something like V8 HMR. FFS.

/rant

LordWiggle , in You can fit two cars there
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You've gotta compensate your penis size with your car. This is just basic science.

RustyNova , in You can fit two cars there

Virgin toddler squasher Vs chad adult compressor

KillingTimeItself , in You can fit two cars there

i will never understand the inability for people driving vehicles like this to say shit like "never buy a small vehicle, this 3 ton truck saved my life, it's basic physics"

Yeah, and if i'm rolling a freight train and someone gets in my way, i won't even notice, it's basic physics.

okamiueru , (edited )

American "I got mine" mentality at its finest. Too much lead poisoning (my leading hypothesis. You don't elect someone like Trump unless there is something seriously wrong) to realise it's a race to the bottom. When enough people do something at the expense of others, what a surprise when others also do it at the expense of you, and it all turns to shit.

It's this absurd country of "Christian" values, except not the part of caring for others, "fuck that socialism hippie shit, except for Russia, which is cool now because they meddle in our elections... Or, they meddle in favour of my team! We need to do something about the socio-economic situation! What, unions? No fuck that Marxist shit you commie!"

Etc. It's all just too dumb. Hence, lead poisoning hypothesis.

Cypher ,

It's from Australia. Care to try again?

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Australian "I got mine" mentality at its finest. Too much lead poisoning (my leading hypothesis. You don't elect someone like Pauline Hanson unless there is something seriously wrong) to realise it's a race to the bottom. When enough people do something at the expense of others, what a surprise when others also do it at the expense of you, and it all turns to shit.

It's this absurd country of "Christian" values, except not the part of caring for others, "fuck that socialism hippie shit, except for China, which is cool now because they meddle in our elections... Or, they meddle in favour of my team! We need to do something about the socio-economic situation! What, unions? No fuck that Marxist shit you commie!"

octopus_ink ,

It's still an example of the American Christian mentality, even if this example is in Australia. Like Trump supporters are examples of the Nazi mentality even though they aren't actually--ok bad example there.

uis ,
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"fuck that socialism hippie shit, except for Russia, which is cool now because they meddle in our elections...

Nah, it's because Putin buys yachts

octopus_ink ,

It’s this absurd country of “Christian” values, except not the part of caring for others, “fuck that socialism hippie shit, except for Russia, which is cool now because they meddle in our elections…

Yeah, they don't like that be nice to others, love thy neighbor, turn the other cheek stuff anymore.

And that's not just a quip: An evangelical leader is warning that conservative Christians are now rejecting the teachings of Jesus as "liberal talking points."

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/23df4c8b-0eec-435b-acea-f2a2a28f818a.webp

KillingTimeItself ,

the lead poisoning would only really apply to people 50 and older, i would think, based on my assumed timespans of leaded fuel and continual exposure to it.

uis ,
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Yeah, and if i'm rolling a freight train and someone gets in my way, i won't even notice, it's basic physics.

And every time you arrive the chime will play.

KillingTimeItself ,

nah here in the US we subscribe to the notion that freighters have bells on them.

Anything else is a crime against trains.

uis ,
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KillingTimeItself ,

a lot of other countries around the world do have bells on some of their freight lines, but it seems to be primarily US import freighters, though there are domestic manufacturers outside of the US that do use bells. I hear they're relatively common in canada as well? Makes sense frankly.

specifically, this one

BeMoreCareful ,

I wonder which vehicle is legitimately safer. I think crumple zones are a big part of why wrecks are so much more survivable now. I don't think it'd be a simple as most mass wins, but more how the vehicle transfers that to occupants.

I know I got rear ended by one of those beasts and it totalled my car, but didn't seem to bother the tank that hit me. I was shocked at the damage because it didn't really feel that bad. Of course I don't really know anything about vehicle safety so I could real easily be wrong.

Malfeasant ,

the tank that hit me

Not fair to call it a tank. A tank driver can see what's in front of it.

Dinsmore ,

You're right on crumple zones, but also bumper height makes a big difference (i.e. if bumpers are aligned, there's less damage). https://www.motortrend.com/news/collision-costs-iihs-says-car-suv-bumper-heights-can-prove-expensive-9290/

KillingTimeItself ,

the reason why mass matters is because if you have more mass, let's say twice the mass of a sedan for example, you transfer significantly more energy into the smaller vehicle, and the smaller vehicle transfers significantly less energy into the large vehicle.

go find a video of a freight training crashing into a car or something at a crossing. There's a reason freight trains don't have crumple zones.

phx , in You can fit two cars there

Aside from the lift, there may be use cases for the truck where it requires moving multiple people and smaller heavy loads (or pulling a trailer). However, the sad reality is that the heaviest load it'll likely be moving on a regular basis is the fat ass of the solo passenger in their way to/from fast food and groceries

KillingTimeItself ,

you know it's funny, they made crewcab long beds in the 80s and 90s. They were just long and looked a little goofy, had normal proportions otherwise, these have been vertically stretched and widened to compensate for the absolutely bizarre form factor that they ship in. i genuinely have no idea what they're doing with the front suspension to require the hood to be that high off of the ground. A fucking hummer has more ground clearance with a lower hood.

There is almost no reason for a truck like this to exist, especially when you consider it's interior is "luxury"

Saledovil ,

I live in Germany, and I spotted one of these trucks recently. It looked huge compared to every other vehicle on the road, and one of those was a delivery van. And it was too big for its parking spot. It also had a confederate flag in the back window.

okamiueru ,

It'd be some tasty schadenfreude to put parking fine after parking fine. Or even just straight up impound it. It would surprise me if there isn't some German law or regulation that forbids such cars, same with the Cybertruck.

Want your stupid preference that is a detriment to everyone around you? Sorry, we don't do that here.

VeganCheesecake ,
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Someone in the dorm I lived in had a Ford Ranger. Even though it's one of Ford's smaller pickups, it looked very oversized compared to everything else in the parking garage.

myrrh ,

...the original compact ford ranger was a great little truck!..the midsized replacement forsook its charm, though...

...i'm not even sure who makes compact trucks in australia anymore, but they're not sold stateside...

31337 ,

I live in Germany, ... It also had a confederate flag in the back window.

WTF, I didn't even know that was a thing outside the U.S. Do they claim "it's our heritage not hate?"

KillingTimeItself ,

i think the confederate flag, or a very similar flag often confused for the confederate flag is often related to UK history? Still doesn't explain why it's in germany, but it makes more sense, at least.

Saledovil ,

I didn't get to talk to the owner.

KillingTimeItself ,

yeah that sounds about right, it's basically the extent of most of these things.

feedum_sneedson ,

It's like baggy jeans.

KillingTimeItself ,

yeah pretty much. And much like jeans, they just suck.

31337 ,

Some of it has to do with CAFE standards using vehicle footprint to determine the target MPG. Some of it is because of better safety standards. Some of it is just because that's what a certain portion of the market wants, and the profit margins on the large vehicles are higher, so they spend more money marketing them (creating more demand).

KillingTimeItself ,

Some of it has to do with CAFE standards using vehicle footprint to determine the target MPG.

gotta love when the funny regulations do the opposite of what you expect them to do.

31337 ,

Yeah, a lot of the regulations are written by the industries they're supposed to regulate.

KillingTimeItself ,

if you actually look into what the insurance industries do for crash safety testing it's actually kind of fucked up.

Because they basically started with full frontal impacts at n speed, that was met, so a decade later they were like "half frontal impacts are a thing now" and turns out most cars performed pretty bad on that, so they fixed that, and like a decade later again, they were fine, and then they were like "oh no, now quarter impact frontal is bad now" and then that's what they've recently fixed.

So most of car safety seems to be for pretty specific, though i suppose "more likely" impacts.

match ,
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sounds like a great case for a permit

uis ,
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(or pulling a trailer).

You don't need truck for this

Madison420 ,

And these huge trucks don't actually have that high of a load rating or that large of a bed. Your average kei truck hauls heavier loads.

31337 ,

That's not true. Kei trucks have comparably low load and towing capacity. They have the same bed dimensions of the most common pickup truck bed size. Most people with trucks don't hail around stone or heavy machinery though.

Madison420 ,

What a vehicle carries on average is unrelated to its actual capacity. Regardless my point is you see a kei truck you'll almost certainly see the bed packed full, you see a Sierra 2500 chances are it's need is totally empty aside from oftentimes boots and beer cans.

mctoasterson , in The Biden administration’s new automatic braking rule is “impractical,” auto industry says

Don't forget the tradeoff with all the emerging automatic breaking in cars. If your car is braking "faster than a human" can react or brake, that has cascading effects to every car behind you, which may or may not have the same features. Following distance at highway speed just became way more important.

roscoe ,

Whether it's you breaking or the car doesn't matter. The person behind you sees break lights and reacts.

If it's the car reacting before you, less braking will be required and the likelihood of rapid deceleration due to hitting the car in front of you decreases.

Both of those things give the person behind you more time.

version_unsorted ,

I would rather a person in a car hits another person in a car than a car hit a pedestrian because the braking worked the way it should.

FireRetardant ,

General rule of thumb I use is try to maintain a following distance that provides enough time to stop if the car in front of me magically stopped dead in its tracks. A car could lose a tire, brake suddenly, roll on its side or many other incidents regardless of emergency automated braking.

tombruzzo , in You can fit two cars there

I've seen big utes around the Australian suburb where I live and thought they were bad enough. These things seem to be on a whole other level

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