homesweethomeMrL

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homesweethomeMrL ,

Every media outlet: OMG right-wing assholes are racist! Read all about it!

Everyone: well, yeah. We know. YOU know.

homesweethomeMrL ,

He [Putin] also said that the fleet is being replenished with new ships, equipped with modern weapons, and that domestic shipbuilders will hand over more than 40 vessels to the Defense Ministry this year.

Sure, do that.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Lets see a big industry leader influencing and directing state forces is called something . . It’s . . agh I was just thinking this the other day . . Oh well. It’s probably not relevant.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Good point, if they’re sending a rocket up there anyway, why not just push it away from earth rather than towards it? Is it because it’s in LEO and there’s a ton of other satellites farther out?

homesweethomeMrL ,

Oscar Meyer Cybertruck Rust Abeyance Package, in convenient 100 slice size, $3,800.

homesweethomeMrL ,

businessinsider. What a bizarre rise and weird existence.

homesweethomeMrL ,

“g-dDAMMIT Jenkins! Where’s that kid with my latté?!

(low muttering) stuck in a tupperware bowl like some kind of salad i’ll show YOU salad imma grow up be all like REAAARGHH whomp on your skinny lab @$% stick ME in a tupperware bowl

WHERE IS MY LATTÉ!!”

homesweethomeMrL ,

Waterfall method: talk about building a rocket for 5 years, build the rocket, rocket needs to be totally redesigned because we forgot to put a place for people to go - massive change reqeust, build new version. Project Delay: 27 years

Agile Method: a rocket is not software - do not use Agile

Kanban - kanban is agile

Scrum - scrum . . is also Agile. What are you doing, go back and do the waterfall one

homesweethomeMrL ,

Agile methodology is a defined framework for software development success. It helps teams adapt and solve specific needs at a given time and prioritizes accelerated time to market and the value of user insights. Agile is based upon a set of four values and twelve principles laid out in the Manifesto for Agile Software development.

Via https://builtin.com/agile

homesweethomeMrL ,

Good points all - I was just responding to a comic strip that I think meant to riff on the old, “what the customer wanted”, “how sales described it”, “what engineering proposed” etc. about project management but it just wasn’t finding the funny as it put the onus on Agile like isn’t this a silly discipline - well, no. :)

Ah, here it is:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3e48c833-c1e7-4e2c-bef7-27146b840ee5.jpeg

homesweethomeMrL , (edited )

It’s both. The word “Agile” is used for either depending on context.

To that end, it’s several “systems” depending on if it’s used for straight-software development in a department, or manufacturing with technological components, or an entire enterprise using Agile concepts (like SAFe). Each one could be slightly different, and each one is some variation on the philosophy.

What it differs from mostly is a phase-gate approach typified by project management, where a plan is made, a budget secured, and a timeline set. All of those things are of course present in Agile, just in different ways and not one-after-the-other.

The big difference is project management has been around forever; Agile just over twenty years. So the former is what everybody knows by default, the latter sounds very “woo woo” to a lot of people. I think that’s really what the comic is trying to say - Agile stuff sounds silly.

homesweethomeMrL ,

the real story is 100k sites not being run appropriately.

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Much of the modern web is reliant on JavaScript to function.

“function” is doing a lot of lifting there. Trackers, ads, and assorted other bullshit is not the kind of functioning anyone needs.

It’s true the average user gets flummoxed quickly when the scripts are blocked, but they can either sink (eat ads and trackers) or swim (learn what scripts to allow). (Spoiler: they almost always sink)

homesweethomeMrL ,

100% agree. A super-fast text only internet layer is approved.

homesweethomeMrL ,

I invite everybody to find out how everything "mostly" works if you disable "most of" javascript – also have fun deciding which parts to enable because you think they're trustworthy

Having done this for many many years, I can tell you: if you allow the site scripts (which is an acknowledgement of js at least), and a few “big” ones like ajax.google.com, jquery.com, and ytimg.com, etc., you then find a smaller subset of annoying-but-necessary-for-individual-websites that you can enable as needed or just add them as trusted if you’re into that kind of thing.

After that you have the utter garbage sites with 30 scripts of tracking data-sucking bullshit (CNN, looking at you) and for those sites I have said “Thou shalt bite my shiny metal ass” and i just don’t go there.

It’s a concession to js, yes, but it’s also not free rein to trample all over the surfing experience. Totally worth the time to work out.

homesweethomeMrL ,

While you can back it up, at least once you’ve suffered the loss multiple times you can get it 90% back on first re-visit after reinstall.

homesweethomeMrL ,

There they are! The gENoSiDe JoE contingent. Still a bunch of y’all wandering around unblocked. Not to worry!

homesweethomeMrL ,

Best to block and move on. There’s no useful dialogue to be had - many have tried.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Not to worry! Li’l Kim’s Bestest Buddy and Honorary Number One Chief Saluter will be ready to help NK help Russia destroy Ukraine and NATO.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/28ef1c99-c671-4002-82f0-66ed9972c697.jpeg

All you MAGA service “losers” and “suckers” got quite the cognitive dissonance jam rockin’ huh.

homesweethomeMrL ,

To be fair, the orange rapist found some good speed on that trip

homesweethomeMrL ,

Do we have non-complicated tanks?

homesweethomeMrL ,

Your title is way better.

“Mooooom! Kevin’s slurping his again!”

homesweethomeMrL ,

Yes and no. Promotion is a whole other beast now, not like in the day. But almost everything else - yes! And it’s great. My friend gave me what would have been $100,000 piece of gear in 1985 - because he had two of them.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Felix looks like a wonderful boy. And outside cats who make it seem to really love it.

But the fact of the matter is that outside cats very often do not make it for all manner of reasons. Indoor cats are protected and if they have a stimulating environment it's much better for them and the wildlife that way.

I'd say "remember to spay and neuter your pets" but I'm sure everyone here is onboard with that already

homesweethomeMrL ,

“Must. . .help. . . trump. . . win . . Ah”

homesweethomeMrL ,

Just standard Pooty-poot simping MAGA Qult materials. Nothing of note really.

homesweethomeMrL ,

"Failures of the wiper motor shouldn't come as a surprise," said Sam Abuelsamid, an analyst at Guidehouse Insights.

"This is the largest individual wiper ever used on a light duty vehicle with a 4-foot-long (1.22 meter) blade. That exceptional long lever arm puts a lot of stress on the motor and there have been a lot of anecdotal reports popping up since early in production of failures," he said, adding that the overall build quality of the Cybertruck is "quite poor."

homesweethomeMrL ,

Could they shorten it up a little? I’m not big on these wordy detailed answers. ;)

homesweethomeMrL ,

Good answers here, I’d just add that there are occasional threats like the crazy xz utils backdoor or hardware vulns with Intel, etc., in a practical sense not much to really do there, so just practice good security habits and party on.

homesweethomeMrL ,

What’s the big deal? Microsoft security is top notch. They totally didn’t get p0vvN3d by russia basically twenty minutes ago and have their source code stolen.

It’s why the US gummit is so happy to use micro$quash services.

And y’know even then, who cares if all your data is stolen by state-sponsored cyber crime groups, y’know? M$ has spared no expense to ensure all that data is secured end-to-end with unbreakable encryption even microsoft can’t read! (snkk) Even if they wanted to!

It’s not like they’ve tricked everyone into being data cattle for their giant cloud-ranching operation, to shovel everything into AI and sell the results to anyone at the highest price possible. I mean. We’d have heard something about that if it was the case.

homesweethomeMrL ,

I mean - I’ve hated them since the 90’s. It’s not a speed run so much as a philosophy. The principles of BOGU.

homesweethomeMrL ,

To be fair, they’re usually actually good at legally fucking everyone into the ground. The rest of the company they don’t really care that much as long as the money printer goes brrrrr

homesweethomeMrL ,

especially not when you're developing for Windows.

Well, obviously. Linux would violate the consecrated bonds of obedience and must be destroyed.

Also there's the issue of NVidia drivers

Yeah there’s that.

and also a lot of pro audio stuff isn't available on Linux.

Mmmm yes and no, but wow you’re wedged in there good, huh. Well . . be safe!

homesweethomeMrL ,

https://seanhoff.medium.com/my-favorite-uncommon-phrase-probably-for-good-reason-comes-from-accounts-ive-read-from-the-early-96e9b9aff4dd

Bend Over and Grease Up. They would buy a company and - essentially destroy them. Take the parts they wanted and throw away the rest. This is how they destroyed competition, stifled innovation, and all the other things that make a monopoly A Bad Thing.

Hilariously, it’s hard to find (because of bing) and even then a top hit is a blog where the person opines for the old BOGU days when (correctly identified as Bend Over Grease Up) he thought it meant microsoft employees would go to great lengths to make things happen. Ha. It . . does not mean that.

Microsoft has been evil from day fucking one.

homesweethomeMrL ,
homesweethomeMrL OP ,

My Dudes, I just want to say, on a personal level, I’m a really big fan of the Star Trek / Lebowski crossover shitpost. Particularly the early series.

homesweethomeMrL OP ,

You see what happens T’Jon?! You see what happens when you misalign a stranger’s magnetic resonance coil?!

Do you see what happens T’Jon!!?

homesweethomeMrL OP ,

raises Caucasian

I’ll be there, man.

homesweethomeMrL ,

I just had this conversation about throwing soup on paintings to protest ahh . . (checks notes) oh - “Big Oil”.

Apparently I’m a grade a moron for not knowing that’s an excellent way to spread an important message and not at all a shitheaded everything-i-do-must-be-filmed idiot act which only serves to weaken legitimate efforts.

Who knew.

homesweethomeMrL ,

What a fucked up headline. Was he there? No. Was it in DC? No. Perhaps he’s giving a speech nearb- No.

Could the governor be quote-appalled-unquote? Apparently not. Could the mayor be quote-appalled-unquote? The police chief, the rabbis, or possibly anyone at all on god’s green fucking earth be quote-appalled-unquote except Joe Biden for this headline?

AP sez: “No. We’re attaching Joe to this because we can, and any further inference your own mind declares is not our responsibility. Just because we’re hoping to juice the horserace a little, for the roughly $50 million worth of clicks we want. Uh, don’t quote-unquote us on that.”

homesweethomeMrL ,

I mean . . . It’s a different kind of spin. The facts reported - such as can be verified - usually are real facts.

That’s more than a lot of other “outlets” have. After that though, it gets a little slant-y.

homesweethomeMrL ,

They’re trying to salve their conscience for their role in the ongoing disaster that is the demented orange rapist. Maybe.

homesweethomeMrL ,

All things considered it’s probably the least of the bad options

homesweethomeMrL ,

This is the actual, real, subpoena-the-emails-you’ll-find-it answer.

homesweethomeMrL ,

That’s just science.

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