What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?

The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don't want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

Username02 ,

Just tell them? Nah... that would be too effective. Op specifically request a less effective communication mathod. Ignore me then.

otp ,

Everyone knows that it's forbidden to talk while on the toilet, except to announce the occupancy status of one's stall, or to request emergency assistance.

It's also forbidden to talk to anyone using the toilet, except to ask if they're ok in there.

Speaking to someone who's on the toilet while oneself is also on the toilet is DOUBLY forbidden. And no, the two infractions don't cancel each other out.

Crikeste ,

Baby Shark on full blast

whotookkarl ,
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Anything by Infant Annihilator, it's only a little nsfw

foggy ,

Gonna counter with Bloodbath - way more discernable vocals.

HelixDab2 ,

Bloodbath, you say?

Thassodar ,

You should play my song, Angry Desire. Lots of drums and a repeating main synth. Also it's awesome.

https://youtu.be/ZiJKTT1szk0?si=82SK9hNjGb-9JEwB

Kowowow ,

"Nobody likes me" by the northern boys

SzethFriendOfNimi ,

Dude. Everybody needs to relax. Try this next time to get in the proper frame of mind.

Dalek Relaxation Tape

magnetosphere ,
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…while I work out my demons?

What are you eating? Damn.

Steamymoomilk ,
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Taco hell™

Lost_My_Mind ,

That tracks.

toiletobserver ,

Aaron Copland - fanfare for the common man

milicent_bystandr ,

1812 Overture

drasglaf ,
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Metal Machine Music. They'll love it.

sanguinepar ,
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I once made myself sit and listen to that entire album, aware that it was generally regarded as horrible.

It was. But I also found myself kind of getting into it after a while.

drasglaf ,
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That's some strong will, I could never take more than 2 minutes of torture.

sanguinepar ,
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After MMM, waterboarding should be a doddle if it ever comes to that.

Arghblarg ,
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"F*ck My Shit Stinks", by The Dayglo Abortions.

stinerman ,
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hDF01C6E7wM

Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes - I Hate You

grue ,

I was expecting this "I Hate You" song

HubertManne ,

what else.

Jimmy Buffett - The Asshole

Filthmontane ,

Play Ram Ranch

HelixDab2 ,

Youtube link.

Make sure you turn it up before listening!

Vertelleus ,
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Look up "It's Raining Tacos"

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