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zabadoh , (edited ) to World News in Italian teenager nicknamed ‘God’s influencer’ set to become Catholic Church’s first millennial saint

He'll quite possibly be the first Saint to have the porn stash on his hard drive or phone thoroughly reviewed and analyzed by theology students.

koper ,

Soon hundreds of churches will claim to have a genuine fragment of his fidget spinner.

afraid_of_zombies ,

And be cured of diseases after reading his old Myspace account

BobbyNevada ,

Behold this sacred relic! It's his old samsung S5!

afraid_of_zombies ,

Turns out 700 years later it was fraud sold to them by a traveling grifter, as every monestary in the area has the same samgung S5.

demonsword , to World News in Israel phasing out use of desert detention camp after CNN investigation detailing abuses | CNN
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Israel has transferred hundreds of Palestinian detainees out of the shadowy detention facility of Sde Teiman

...but they'll still be illegally detained (and possibly tortured some more) somewhere else

assassinatedbyCIA , to World News in Italian teenager nicknamed ‘God’s influencer’ set to become Catholic Church’s first millennial saint

Where were you when god said ‘skibidi rizz ohio’

SpaceNoodle ,

Millennial, not Gen Alpha.

Siegfried , (edited )

I feel sad for the gen beta, whenever it starts

FlyingSquid Mod ,
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I'm thinking that will be gen "remenants of civilization" if things keep going the way they're going...

Ioughttamow ,

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

maynarkh ,

BOBER KURWA

Linkerbaan OP , to World News in Israel phasing out use of desert detention camp after CNN investigation detailing abuses | CNN
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Any allegation of misconduct by IDF soldiers is examined and dealt with accordingly. In appropriate cases, MPCID (Military Police Criminal Investigation’s Division) investigations are opened when there is suspicion of misconduct justifying such action.”

For anyone curious israel never punishes their Nazis for Nazi'ing around in concentration camps. Dealt with accordingly = promotion.

breadsmasher , (edited ) to World News in Italian teenager nicknamed ‘God’s influencer’ set to become Catholic Church’s first millennial saint
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who cares?

Leader of a cult who believes in sky wizard, makes other random cult member slightly more important in the cult

Fish ,

I care because it's funny to laugh at.

skillissuer , to World News in Italian teenager nicknamed ‘God’s influencer’ set to become Catholic Church’s first millennial saint
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Although Acutis’ parents were not religious, the young boy’s faith was nurtured by his Polish nanny

we're sorry

ccunning ,

Wait. What was she polishing?

skillissuer ,
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delete your account

ccunning ,

Awwww…🥺

FlyingSquid Mod , to World News in Italian teenager nicknamed ‘God’s influencer’ set to become Catholic Church’s first millennial saint
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According to tradition, Saint Bartholomew was flayed alive and then beheaded.

I'm just saying, saint standards have dropped.

Glytch ,

Traditionally you had to wait like a century as well.

FlyingSquid Mod ,
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I guess the tech bro mantra of "move fast and break things" has reached the Vatican?

Maalus ,

Dude made a website. I would think the 70 yearolds were impressed that the guy was the first person to be good with computers

iturnedintoanewt , to World News in Italian teenager nicknamed ‘God’s influencer’ set to become Catholic Church’s first millennial saint
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No possible way this could go wrong anytime soon.

MrScottyTay ,

Why soon?

PanArab , to World News in Temperatures in Pakistan cross 52 degrees Celsius — that’s more than 125°F

Higher temperatures have been recorded last year but I think the heat is starting earlier this year?

afraid_of_zombies , to World News in Temperatures in Pakistan cross 52 degrees Celsius — that’s more than 125°F

Don't worry Pakistan Greenpeace banned nuclear power and brought back coal, that will save you from the ravages of global warming

3volver , to World News in Temperatures in Pakistan cross 52 degrees Celsius — that’s more than 125°F

Hm, strange. I wonder if there's anything we can do about it?

Sam_Bass , (edited ) to World News in Temperatures in Pakistan cross 52 degrees Celsius — that’s more than 125°F

Heck.i work in those temps for 12 hours a pop. Couldnt stand it 24 hrs a day

ArmoredThirteen , to World News in Temperatures in Pakistan cross 52 degrees Celsius — that’s more than 125°F

Hottest I've ever been in is 114f iirc in a dry heat. It was brutal like "you can feel moisture evaporating out of your eyes", I felt like just sitting around I couldn't drink water as fast as I was losing it. 125 is bonkers

afraid_of_zombies , to World News in Italian teenager nicknamed ‘God’s influencer’ set to become Catholic Church’s first millennial saint

Makes as much sense as anything else the Church has done.

timewarp , to World News in Italian teenager nicknamed ‘God’s influencer’ set to become Catholic Church’s first millennial saint
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I took a miraculously big shit while reading this that almost killed me. Did I come close?

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